Years ago, my youngest daughter was around 4 or 5, and I had taken her Christmas shopping for her mom/my wife and told her to make sure to not tell her mom what she bought. So she gets home and says, "I won't tell you what it is, but it's sparkly and goes in your ears." Real subtle there, kid.
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u/the92playboy 1d ago
Years ago, my youngest daughter was around 4 or 5, and I had taken her Christmas shopping for her mom/my wife and told her to make sure to not tell her mom what she bought. So she gets home and says, "I won't tell you what it is, but it's sparkly and goes in your ears." Real subtle there, kid.