r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

story/text Way to be subtle!

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u/RidiculousPapaya 2d ago

One of my presents was revealed a few weeks ago. My 4yo walked in the door with my wife and said, "Daddy, I picked a Christmas present for you. It's a surprise! It's dice, do you want to see them?"

My wife tried explaining what a surprise meant, but he was too excited. I just laughed and told him "Thanks, buddy! But I'll open them on Christmas day."

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u/PatchesTheFirst 1d ago

Dice tax!

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u/RidiculousPapaya 1d ago

He picked them out himself haha. Pizza dice!

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u/Cuminmymouthwhore 1d ago

I have 0 use for dice in my life....

But if you know where your 4 yo got these bad boys, I need a link!

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u/-Gurgi- 1d ago

Careful. No one chooses to become a dice goblin, it just happens.