r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

story/text Way to be subtle!

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u/RidiculousPapaya 2d ago

One of my presents was revealed a few weeks ago. My 4yo walked in the door with my wife and said, "Daddy, I picked a Christmas present for you. It's a surprise! It's dice, do you want to see them?"

My wife tried explaining what a surprise meant, but he was too excited. I just laughed and told him "Thanks, buddy! But I'll open them on Christmas day."

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u/DtownBronx 1d ago

Around the same age I took my daughter to pick something out for her mom, the whole drive I tried talking about anything but what we bought her in hopes it would be forgotten. I even gave her a lol doll to open to keep her distracted. She runs straight into the house with her partially opened lol, crawls straight into her mom's lap and says I got you a robe, can you help me with this? Then on Christmas morning when her mom opens the other gift that kid hadn't been consulted on she was very adamantly claiming mom opened the wrong gift because it wasn't a robe.