r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

story/text Way to be subtle!

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u/Pretend-Theory-1891 1d ago

My partner is always playing with our 4yo’s kinetic slime, it’s like a stress ball for her, so I got her some essential oil infused “therapy dough” for Christmas. When it came he asked what it was and had to explain it was like his slime, “but not slime”

I wrapped it up and put it under tree and as soon as she got home he runs over to her and yells “daddy got you a new present under the tree! It’s not slime!” Hahaha