r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

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u/callmefreak 2d ago edited 1d ago

One year I wanted a mirror to see my entire body in since I couldn't do that with the bathroom mirror and my mom got one and wrapped it in front of my little brother. (I was probably playing at a friend's house at the time.) When I came home and saw the big, rectangular shaped gift he was like "that gift rhymes with "irror!" He pronounced it like ee-er to make it sound like "mirror" as much as possible.

Edit for context since I didn't explain it very well: He was a toddler- maybe four at the time. We usually pronounce it as "meer," but he wanted to tell me what it was without telling me what it was by exaggerating every syllable. Like if the word was "horror" he would've said "Or-Er!" with a small pause between the two syllables.

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u/DharmaCub 1d ago

...do you pronounce it meer-er? It's Mihr-er

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u/whimsical_trash 1d ago

I pronounce both those spellings the exact same

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u/americangame 1d ago

It's pronounced Nikolaj.

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u/TheSaiguy 1d ago

Nikolaj?

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u/cvsprinter1 1d ago

No, Nikolaj.

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u/TheSaiguy 1d ago

I feel like I'm saying it right

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u/cookiequeen324 16h ago

almost there: nikolaj

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u/DharmaCub 1d ago

Ih and Ee sound nothing alike. One is a short I and one is a long E. What are you talking about?

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u/Mushgal 1d ago

English isn't phonetically consistent, this thing y'all native speakers do to try to convey pronunciations is conceptually stupid. Learn some IPA.

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u/ngjackson 1d ago

I'm a non-native speaker. I worked at a primary school for a while, as a TA. I learnt English through reading and hearing it on TV, so I learnt to pronounce stuff almost mechanically. Imagine my face, trying to simulatenously learn and teach these kids phonics/diagraphs/trigraphs. I probably looked like this the whole time:

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u/whimsical_trash 1d ago

Are you English? English tend to gatekeep pronunciation. And assume everyone pronounces letters the exact same way

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u/Master_Bat_3647 1d ago

Mirror absolutely does not rhyme with terror?

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u/Chrisf1020 1d ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

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u/jazzzhandz 1d ago

Mirror 100% rhymes with clearer

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u/just_momento_mori_ 1d ago

Mihr-er” rhymes with “terror”

Woah woah woah, I was following the argument just fine until you came out with this nonsense. Terror rhymes with fairer.

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u/callmefreak 1d ago

He was a toddler. Maybe four? He probably didn't know how to say "mirror" correctly, let alone "irror."

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u/Alice_In_Hell_ 1d ago

See in my specific states dialect, it comes out as “meer” more often than not. Don’t even get me started on when we try to say horror.

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u/Ok_Astronaut7352 1d ago

If you say you like horror films, do people think you mean Pretty Woman?

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u/Alice_In_Hell_ 23h ago

You know, I’m lucky if they assume pretty woman

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx 1d ago

Hhahah from bus thread and personal experience, it seems like this happens a lot at 4 years old