r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/BokenMuppet • 2d ago

Cookies are overrated. PHO for Santa!

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Little girl feels bad that Santa has to eat cookies “ALL NIGHT” and puts out Vietnamese pho for Santa.

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u/tacobell41 2d ago

This doesn’t seem like a stupid kid. Seems pretty thoughtful.

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u/Vivid-Barracuda4639 2d ago

Gotta agree. Can confirm “Santa” would love some pho over cookies.

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u/Sniper_Squirrel 1d ago

Nope, Santa needs the cookies as he burns over 4 million calories in a single night delivering presents, just don't leave out macaroons, he hates those.

Source : The Red One.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 23h ago

I surprisingly really enjoyed Red One! It was a fun and funny movie. I don't typically like Christmas movies - last one I enjoyed was Tim Allen's The Santa Clause

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u/Humble-Fortune-1670 1d ago

So that why old st nick is so fat and has diabetes.