r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/BokenMuppet • 1d ago
Cookies are overrated. PHO for Santa!
Little girl feels bad that Santa has to eat cookies “ALL NIGHT” and puts out Vietnamese pho for Santa.
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u/tacobell41 1d ago
This doesn’t seem like a stupid kid. Seems pretty thoughtful.
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u/Vivid-Barracuda4639 1d ago
Gotta agree. Can confirm “Santa” would love some pho over cookies.
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u/Sniper_Squirrel 1d ago
Nope, Santa needs the cookies as he burns over 4 million calories in a single night delivering presents, just don't leave out macaroons, he hates those.
Source : The Red One.
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u/s0m3on3outthere 6h ago
I surprisingly really enjoyed Red One! It was a fun and funny movie. I don't typically like Christmas movies - last one I enjoyed was Tim Allen's The Santa Clause
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u/RileyBean 1d ago
We used to put out a salad for Santa. Undressed with a bottle of dressing. My dad said that Santa needed a break from the cookies
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u/wickety_wicket 21h ago
My sister left water for Santa "because all that milk was going to make him constipated!" Made me laugh!
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u/smokeyser 8h ago
But the broth is going to get cold and the noodles will turn to mush.
MomSanta better eat it quick!1
u/RAGINGWOLF198666 4h ago
I used to give santa some pennies as a kid to help with his spending costs, lol.
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u/Th3SkinMan 23h ago
My kid loves pho. Friends kid left a Rogue chocolate stout on the counter for Santa lol.
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u/jojohohanon 22h ago
This is a confusing situation. Kid is young enough to have 3rd grade handwriting but knows how to assemble a decent bowl of pho. I imagine that intersection is pretty small.
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u/Boomtown626 1d ago
Kid is on point. I think we’re gonna leave some Thai for Santa next year.
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u/SplishSplashPiranha 23h ago
Our tradition is making pizza Christmas eve. Santa gets a few pieces with the cookies. I have no complaints
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u/Budget-Vast-7296 1d ago
This seems extra fake
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u/MASyndicate 1d ago
Right? What kid would ever say "got to get some culture in you"?
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u/pheldozer 1d ago
And what kind of dummy would suggest that a man who has flown to every country on the planet in a single night for the past 2000+ years would be unaware of other cultures. Come on!
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u/PandemicGrower 1d ago
Try to give the big man a real meal over a diabetic coma and get burned….. not stupid
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u/ImDisposableDan 1d ago
I hate Mum/Mom FB groups where they post shit they have staged or outright faked and try to pass it off as their kids work.
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u/Mamaofrabbitandwolf 1d ago
My sister left stuffed jalapeños one year for Santa and my poor white father ate them knowing it would tear up his stomach and ahole. Still did it 🤣 even though he could have just thrown them away lol
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u/trixr4vix 1d ago
We left out coffee for Santa and carrots for the reindeer 😅. Santa came by drank the hot coffee and the reindeer left the carrot ends all over the floor, so messy but lots of presents!
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u/bloodypumpin 1d ago
This seems fake. It doesn't look like a child's writing, it looks like an adult imitating a child's writing.
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u/Alternative-Day6612 1d ago
What about all the pho he ate earlier in the night when he was in VIETNAM?
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u/Citadel_97E 1d ago
I would leave something that said “next year, remember the sriracha and bourbon.”
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u/mylostworld69 19h ago
How is this stupid? I personally would have my gramma cook really nice casseroles for Santa. They ate it ofc, but I never really liked cookies as a kid...or now. I'm a salty person, sweets are VERY VERY rare for me.
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u/Dry_Accountant5075 2h ago
The implication that Santa is uncultured tickles ne. I love this. I hope Santa circled yes and left feeling worldly and satisfied
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u/BidAffectionate5743 15h ago
Santa actually has severe allergies to everything besides cookies and milk. You just killed Santa.
Or, Santa is an extremely picky eater like the chicken nuggets and kraft Mac n cheese kids.
Pick your poison
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u/Travelcat67 1d ago
I left Santa beer once and made out like a bandit that year! You gotta mix it up.
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u/GamingwithADD 1d ago
He’s busy and he’s gonna have time to eat a bowl of that?
Even a half eaten cookie is to be expected. Clock is ticking.
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u/Sincerely_Jen 1d ago
So I didn’t have milk for Santa last night but I able to convince my 8 year old that I bet Santa would appreciate a V8 energy drink for all the stops he has to make. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/flabbergasted-528 1d ago
My kindergartener left out mini rice cakes. He thinks they are far superior to cookies. He left one for each of the reindeer, too. Cutest thing ever.
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u/Kimchi_Cowboy 23h ago
As I kid I always left Santa Galbi and Kimchi. Funny enough Santa and my Mom have the same favorite food!
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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 9h ago
Nerds... of course reddit likes this.
Probably give out vegetables on Halloween too
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u/Gloomy-Shoe-4021 1d ago
Your not getting upvotes? Well maybe people find it insulting that you think this is stupid. I mean this kid literally prepared this dish cause they thought Santa was sick of eating cookies, that's just thoughtful. And tbh if he's eating EVERY SINGLE COOKIE given to him, he needs something different, for his health and tastebuds.
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