r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 6d ago

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u/TheLatty 6d ago

Was she running with her eyes clothes? Thank goodness for the vest.

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u/OddButterfly5686 6d ago

It's just normal child depth perception, very helpful for their development. Especially when occuring a catastrophic failure afterwards like falling in water.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 6d ago

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u/TheLatty 5d ago

Lol. I'm not editing it.

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u/Elimdumb 5d ago

😂

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u/BoredSenselesss 6d ago

I'm guessing she felt like she was running SO fast that she fully expected to fly all the way into the pool

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u/Fun-Fun-9967 5d ago

eyes don't wear clothes, dummy

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u/Corn0nTheCobb 5d ago

Maybe contact lenses and glasses could be considered eye clothing... But I'm assuming this kid's eyes were nude

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u/duckduckpajamas 6d ago

Thank goodness for the vest

I'm not sure what good the vest did lol

Seems like she stood up straight at the very end

She's definitely not in the deep end

And I think the water was the least of her problems

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u/sunny_6305 6d ago

It did give her some padding when her torso hit the edge of the pool.

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u/not_kismet 6d ago

Yeah a LOT of padding, I imagine that would've hurt like a motherfucker and possibly bruised/cracked a rib if she wasn't wearing a vest

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u/ScavBobRatPants 6d ago

You're thinking like an old person. Children spring back from EVERYTHING. I watched my cousins kid run full speed into a solid wood door, bounce his face off of it, say "woops" and then, before any adults could react, he backed up and proceed to sprint into it again, face first, like it would somehow work the second time. Same result. We had to physically stop him from trying a third time (this displeased the child). Children are invincible to their own machinations. Side note, I believe through sheer power of will, he would have eventually gotten through that door. His dad was not willing to test the hypothesis, however, so we will never know.

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u/Nani_the_F__k 5d ago

Children get seriously hurt all the time. Especially around pools.

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u/duckduckpajamas 5d ago

Like 98% of the damage went to the knees

Definitely wouldn't have been any severe damage to the ribs according to your comment

If you watch the video all the damage goes into the knees and then she just kind of falls over

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u/not_kismet 5d ago

Yeah I rewatched the video after commenting and realized she didn't fall very hard. I just didn't care enough to edit my comment.