r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 5d ago

BIG SPLASSHHH

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Elpickle 5d ago

Oof this hurt my knees.

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u/Volkat 5d ago

Yep, I felt that shit..😬

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 4d ago

I know she's hitting the floor with maybe 10% of the force I would if I had pulled the same move, but still must suck

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u/Efficient-Goose2155 4d ago

Then in chlorine water. My eyes are watering up just imaging that pain.

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u/skribsbb 3d ago

I hit my knee on a mat the other day and I'm still limping.

On a 2" thick mat.

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u/Jolly_Ad_2363 3d ago

Not the ad I got right below this for knee pads 😭

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u/Atomic_Foundry_3996 5d ago

This is why you don't run in the pool area, kids.

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u/OddButterfly5686 5d ago

They really need signs for these sort of things

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u/TheLatty 5d ago

Was she running with her eyes clothes? Thank goodness for the vest.

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u/OddButterfly5686 5d ago

It's just normal child depth perception, very helpful for their development. Especially when occuring a catastrophic failure afterwards like falling in water.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 5d ago

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u/TheLatty 5d ago

Lol. I'm not editing it.

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u/Elimdumb 4d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/BoredSenselesss 5d ago

I'm guessing she felt like she was running SO fast that she fully expected to fly all the way into the pool

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u/Fun-Fun-9967 5d ago

eyes don't wear clothes, dummy

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u/Corn0nTheCobb 4d ago

Maybe contact lenses and glasses could be considered eye clothing... But I'm assuming this kid's eyes were nude

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u/duckduckpajamas 5d ago

Thank goodness for the vest

I'm not sure what good the vest did lol

Seems like she stood up straight at the very end

She's definitely not in the deep end

And I think the water was the least of her problems

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u/sunny_6305 5d ago

It did give her some padding when her torso hit the edge of the pool.

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u/not_kismet 5d ago

Yeah a LOT of padding, I imagine that would've hurt like a motherfucker and possibly bruised/cracked a rib if she wasn't wearing a vest

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u/ScavBobRatPants 5d ago

You're thinking like an old person. Children spring back from EVERYTHING. I watched my cousins kid run full speed into a solid wood door, bounce his face off of it, say "woops" and then, before any adults could react, he backed up and proceed to sprint into it again, face first, like it would somehow work the second time. Same result. We had to physically stop him from trying a third time (this displeased the child). Children are invincible to their own machinations. Side note, I believe through sheer power of will, he would have eventually gotten through that door. His dad was not willing to test the hypothesis, however, so we will never know.

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u/Nani_the_F__k 5d ago

Children get seriously hurt all the time. Especially around pools.

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u/duckduckpajamas 5d ago

Like 98% of the damage went to the knees

Definitely wouldn't have been any severe damage to the ribs according to your comment

If you watch the video all the damage goes into the knees and then she just kind of falls over

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u/not_kismet 4d ago

Yeah I rewatched the video after commenting and realized she didn't fall very hard. I just didn't care enough to edit my comment.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 5d ago

I finally realized I was old when they popped back up and acted like they didn't just slam their knees into concrete.

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u/TYdays 5d ago

Just a little more practice and she’s going to nail this, I have faith in that….

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u/Valuable_Flow8442 5d ago

Ow ow ow ow!

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u/bannedacctno5 5d ago

Presentation wasn't there. I'll give her a 3.5 just for the attempt. She did make it in the water

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u/tigelsisolrac 5d ago

20 years later β€” β€œwhy do my knees click and hurt so bad”

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u/SaucyKitty 5d ago

A water scorpion

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u/Draglorr 5d ago

Ouch. My knees felt thst.

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u/zauber-zunge 5d ago

Get this kid a pair of glasses!

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u/RavioliJinx 5d ago

I can feel this video

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u/TaibhseSD 5d ago

My already bad knees shattered just WATCHING this video.

Yikes!

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u/Throwaway_Big_D 5d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/MurdocMan_ 5d ago

well that's anticlimatic

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u/Dan-68 5d ago

That’s what she said. ;)

Oh wait…

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u/madncqt 5d ago

commence depth perception training

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u/mongooseXTRON 3d ago

My legs flinched hard.

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u/WickedSmileOn 5d ago

Ooh i felt that

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u/Eu-Gap 5d ago

Pre-Mature

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u/staryuuuu 5d ago

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u/Fun-Fun-9967 5d ago

always the stupid spawn of those stupid shoes

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u/Ehotwill 4d ago

She must have thought. Dang hard water.

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u/GoatMooners 4d ago

This is like my niece who would run full speed and jump off the edge of the pool as a 4 year old, but then panic as she would use the stairs to get out of the pool.... that being the dangerous part of course....lol.

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u/Tiny_Cup_9060 1d ago

At least she made it in the pool.