r/KeanuBeingAwesome Daisy Sep 13 '24

Fan Encounter Always the perfect gentleman

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u/KennKennyKenKen Sep 13 '24

You hover your hands because you're respectful

I hover my hands because I'm afraid of women.

We are not the same

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u/inthevelvetsea Sep 13 '24

However you hover, it’s a nice thing to do. May I ask what you’re afraid of?

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u/Heckron Sep 13 '24

Cooties

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u/DAZ4518 Sep 13 '24

Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you've had your cooties shot.

All good to go bud 👍