Anti semitic grocery store

[u/Aurelian828]

[u/snigelias]

Real self-hating Jews eat aubergine, fennel, tomatoes and cucumber, you heard it here first

[u/Aurelian828 → u/snigelias]

I was surprised to know that fennel is anti semitic

[u/snigelias → u/Aurelian828]

I coulda told you that ages ago when they put too much fennel in my salad. Literally a hatecrime fr fr. I should have known then that this would happen...

[u/nedTheInbredMule → u/snigelias]

Happened to me once too, I choked and started coughing and going Khhh… Khhh… to try and get it out.

That’s how sneaky Hamas are.

[u/hydroxypcp → u/snigelias]

the lazy ones just eat watermelon. Don't have to buy so many different things

[u/carnivalist64 → u/snigelias]

Apparently membership of the American Nazi Party comes with a complimentary vegetable hamper & a Palestinian flag cuddly toy..

[u/conscience_journey → u/snigelias]

I read recently that fennel and eggplant (aubergine to my non-American sibs) were introduced to Italian cooking by Italian Jews, and have since become staples of Italian cooking. So there is some tradition here!

[u/actsqueeze]

“Netanyahu announces that eating watermelons and watermelon emojis are now antisemitic”

[u/touslesmatins → u/actsqueeze]

I mean they already have about the emoji. And did you see the "Israeli watermelon" signs with the seeds made up of tiny stars of David? Cause that's a thing that happened. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMiddleEast/comments/18vkbs8/they_israeled_watermelon_symbol/

[u/Mysonking]

There must be a hamas tunnel. Behind it

[u/Aurelian828 → u/Mysonking]

Yessir

I should call the IDF tell them we need to bomb this anti semitic grocery store.

[u/Tiny-Praline-4555]

Not Kkhhhhamaas, but baba ghanouj and tzatziki.

[u/Tiny-Praline-4555 → u/[deleted]]

Definitely, especially when they’re native English speakers.

[u/Tiny-Praline-4555 → u/[deleted]]

That makes sense, I thought it was an affected pronunciation because they would say other “ha” words without that pronunciation.

[u/Pitiful_Meringue_57]

is that fennel?

[u/Aurelian828 → u/Pitiful_Meringue_57]

That's an anti semitic vegetable

[u/Specialist-Gur]

Don’t you know tomatoes are red and that invokes the image of that massacre from the ceasefire pins DOGWHISTLE. They are signaling to again with the tomatoes. So really it’s double antisemitism. Most Jews know this immediately without having to have it explained to them.. if you do not you are not a real Jew and are probably HAMS. Did you also know that grocery store carries watermelons?????? /s

[u/ipsum629]

Is that fennel?

I saw a recipe for brisket that I use but it suggests using fennel in the vegetables, but I am a little afraid of the taste and texture of fennel. Am I missing out or is it not a big deal. What I currently use are leeks, green onions, white or yellow onions, carrots, and celery. I couldn't find leeks for a while, but when I finally got them my brisket was noticeably tastier.

[u/Five-Fingered-Sloth]

Love this display. 

[u/TheOBRobot]

What about this is anti-semitic?

[u/Aurelian828 → u/TheOBRobot]

It's a joke