r/Israel Oct 06 '24

Meme Is Netanyahu bugging bathrooms?

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u/lorditay Oct 06 '24

Its the famous mossad agent: shai rootim

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u/GeneralGerbilovsky Israel Oct 06 '24

The Japanese Jew who did Aliyah. Ka Ki

49

u/Kind_Replacement7 Israel Oct 06 '24

bibi's twin: pipi

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u/Icedtea4me3 Oct 06 '24

There was a joke in Israel on a billboard- bibi velishon- bibi and sleep -

Watch bibi every night before bed instead of pee and sleep

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u/AccountDramatic1961 Oct 06 '24

And his two sisters: shir and rotem

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u/Inbar253 Oct 06 '24

He claimed in the same book that he considered invading the netherlands. Not the most stable person.

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u/CorporalClegg1997 United Kingdom Oct 06 '24

I like seeing people outside the UK discover that Boris is crazy. We've been living with him for over twenty years.

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u/Inbar253 Oct 06 '24

My condolences.

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u/dcnb65 United Kingdom Oct 06 '24

A reign of chaos and lies.

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u/Inbar253 Oct 06 '24

I know what's that like.

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u/xKuFsE Oct 06 '24

I always seen him as the british version of donald trump

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u/Blaueveilchen Oct 06 '24

It's not worth bugging him. He is famous for telling fairy tales.

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u/Kidneyburn Oct 06 '24

He probably came up with the invasion plans while on the toilet, that's why Bibi placed the bug there.

It all makes sense now.

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u/akivayis95 מלך המשיח Oct 06 '24

He what 💀

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u/AdelaideSadieStark USA Oct 06 '24

for COVID vaccines, wasn't it?

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u/Inbar253 Oct 06 '24

Yes. They were neing held too long in the supply chain or something.

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u/ltron2 Oct 06 '24

I'm very glad we managed to get rid of him and his party.

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u/Drezzon Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

I died at the reaction meme 😭🤣

That alone could've made 10k upvotes on NCD or jewdank

Edit: I stole it & reposted it on NCD 🫡

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u/themommyship Oct 06 '24

Who is borris meeting in the bathroom..what sort of action was Bibi expecting there? I'm so confused

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u/neidrun Australia Oct 06 '24

maybe he is transmitting morse code through his farts

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u/CHLOEC1998 England Oct 06 '24

Maybe it’s not a “who” but a “what”. And by “what”, I mean coke...

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u/NexexUmbraRs Oct 06 '24

It's possible? It's also possible he made it up because he thought it's be funny. He's known to be a joker.

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u/Conscious-Run6156 Oct 06 '24

He wrote a book, a journalist asked to tell further about the device he told them to refer the book

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u/Money-Society-9909 Iraq Oct 06 '24

Or he wanted just to sell his book …

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u/yaSuissa Israeli Jew (2/3 strikes used) Oct 06 '24

Is Netanyahu bugging bathrooms?

you're telling me you don't? /s

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u/bluedragon1o1 Oct 06 '24

It's the shin bet adjacent intelligence agency: Beit shi(mush)

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u/Money-Society-9909 Iraq Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

Is the bugging device’s capable of receiving sound weaves from other rooms ? Or it is just bullshit story so he can sell his book .

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u/Cool_in_a_pool Oct 06 '24

Everyone knows that world leaders monologue their deepest secrets while taking a dump.

GENIUS!

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u/signal_nine Oct 06 '24

I never understand the outrage when governments discover their allies are spying on them. I'm pretty sure everyone is spying on everyone.

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u/rdiol12 Oct 06 '24

Boris is just trying to sell his book

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u/CorrectTarget8957 Israel Oct 06 '24

I know netanyahu is not so trustworthy, but the UK is not exactly an enemy, especially not when it's so obvious, and ineffective.

He tries to use the fact that Netanyahu is not so reliable to sell his book, otherwais why would he say it way before?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Eww they were listening to him pooping

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u/LicksMackenzie Oct 06 '24

Trying to upstage the British in spycraft is NOT SOMETHING I would recommend! They are the best at it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

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u/Israel-ModTeam Oct 06 '24

Removed: Rule 8

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u/human-redditbot Western gentile Oct 06 '24

Hilarious. 😂

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u/AncientIdentity Oct 08 '24

He's probably hiding something in that bathroom and by taking shit. Don't tell me you didn't know that!