r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Aug 04 '22

Please report all suspected cases of poor or unsafe handling to the mods rather than making a comment in the thread.

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This sub is meant to be a place for fun. If you see any photos or videos that you think show poor or unsafe handling of birds, we would prefer it if you alert us through the report button or if you would like to discuss it, modmail us (reports are anonymous so we can't reply). We have some very experienced parrot owners on the mod team and we would prefer to handle any issues ourselves rather than having people argue in the comments.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '24

A rainbow shone on her tummy so I had to make her into a meme

771 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/OddSpinach8303 • 23h ago

Itchy antenna alert

768 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/neonsharkz • 2d ago

Woke up this morning and chose violence this little criminal was not very excited about his gift, but he was very excited to scream at all the wrapping paper

921 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FrozenBr33ze • 2d ago

Not a chirp without my lawyer I've been enslaved. I must serve and protect.

308 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Lazy_Hamster5119 • 3d ago

i’d like to report this criminal for terrorizing my office

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/slunkskont • 4d ago

Tiny terror a piccy of my old parakeet

264 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TesseractToo • 4d ago

Do not tell New Bird he is smol. He is big and ferocious criminal and will sic his dog on you. (Old pic of budgie, 1988 or so) (redo because awful tyop, sorry :3)

77 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/neonsharkz • 5d ago

Too cute to play fair so little. just a little ball of fluff

328 Upvotes

those little eyes are like crystal balls. you will look into them for a second and suddenly it's been half an hour and you're in the middle of giving him toe rubs

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • 7d ago

Addicted to the seeb There's always that one guy.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Upper-Session4463 • 11d ago

It's LITTLE LENNY!. It's rare for him to let me hold him nowadays now that he's not a baby baby anymore.

989 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Traditional-Push-215 • 12d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ just how small is a (less than) day old zebra finch chick? answer: small. incredibly so.

5.1k Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Milszie • 11d ago

a bird posted this Princess insists she should be on this page - she’s so petite and small

327 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Moneychode • 11d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ A certified oc classic

120 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Questionableundead • 12d ago

Pint sized terror

202 Upvotes

His name is Data and he is a terror

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • 14d ago

Peace was never an option My new sleep paralysis demon

134 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Mourningdove8173 • 15d ago

Lemon (not mine by the way)

527 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/neonsharkz • 16d ago

Crime Spree the criminal spent the entire morning chasing my feet. I fear for my life. and for my socks

940 Upvotes

floor is clean and I kept scooping him up don't worry:))

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/aiandi • 17d ago

Jeeze, get a room!

310 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/1SmartBlueJay • 19d ago

TinyUnit Meet Speck

658 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • 20d ago

War. War never changes. Show me your war face! AAAAAHHHHHH!

458 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/inkrosw115 • 20d ago

The smol criminal has breached the broccoli vault

236 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/thecyclopsghost • 22d ago

Crime Spree There was a jailbreak today.

389 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/ScholarPractical2481 • 22d ago

under surveillance I want 24/7 survalience on that birb

446 Upvotes

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/neonsharkz • 23d ago

In lockdown holding hands with the little goblin that lives in my hood. I am under his rule

564 Upvotes

he sleeps rn. I miss the goblin. he will make u sit like this until he's asleep and ready for bed, I get such bad had cramps but alas I much appease the king

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Wild-Ad-7347 • 23d ago

Crime Spree Parakeet = fastest guy on earth

273 Upvotes

4 comments

r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/secoy_ • 24d ago

under surveillance Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

79 Upvotes

3 comments

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illegallysmolbirbs

r/illegallysmolbirbs

We all love birbs and it is up to us to make sure that crimes committed against humanity by our feathery friends are recorded for posterity. The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

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The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

If you or someone you know has been a victim or has any information leading to the arrest and capture of these feathery fiends please make a post. It doesn't matter if it's a cardinal, Steven Seagull or an entire murder - this is a place of healing not judgement.

No birb is too smol! No crime too large!

Feel like you're not getting your fair share of seed? Worried the neighbor is sitting on YOUR eggs when you're at work? Join us on our discord and we'll try and figure it out together. https://discord.gg/tDDSKct

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r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

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