r/HolUp Sep 14 '22

peak ingenuity

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u/Material-Bag833 Sep 15 '22

First we should plant listening devices in the trees and learn their language so we can make our giant light god more relatable to them!

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u/Dietberd Sep 15 '22

Just send in a giant dick. Dick jokes are common across all cultures.

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u/MomsBasementGaming Sep 15 '22

Make the drones form a dick, and then make it like 3x bigger. Instant respect and obedience.