r/HolUp 1d ago

Just hangin’ around…👀

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u/damn_dude7 1d ago

Why is it dangling so much when the guy is barely moving?? Thing got it’s own brains lol

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u/Change_That_Face 1d ago

You can flex it and make it hop around.

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u/falsevector 1d ago

He's probably going to lift weights with it later

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u/AverageBridgetMain 1d ago

Have you never seen the image of a guy doing no handed pushups??

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

Yes, we have seen Tenacious D.

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u/LewdLewyD13 1d ago

One is all you need.

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u/TheEvilInAllOfUs 19h ago

We have, yes. But there are some still unfortunate enough to not know of the power of the cock pushup. The cock is a muscle, ya gotta learn how to flex it.