r/HolUp • u/saeumenaies • 4d ago

holup Reading is.....fundamental

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u/Desert-Noir 3d ago

But also, if you’re sticking your tongue deeper inside, you’re nowhere near the clit…

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u/Strange_username__ 3d ago

How dare you assume his biology, you have no idea how many tongues he has, how long they are or from whence they sprout.

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u/bigSTUdazz 3d ago

.....I can taste your back.

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u/FireflyOmega 3d ago

Gross. Upvoted.

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u/Demoth 3d ago

So we're just gonna throw The Tick references out without saying something?

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u/bigSTUdazz 3d ago

.....this is why I love Reddit.

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u/bigSTUdazz 3d ago

SPOOOONNNNNN!

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u/nikstick22 3d ago

He's going for the urethra

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u/pureRitual 3d ago

Plus, what kind of vacuum would you have with your tongue that far out? Two thumbs down.

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u/XISCifi 3d ago

Yeah what he's describing is physically impossible

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u/DopeLemonDrop 3d ago

Gene Simmons has entered the chat