r/HolUp • u/saeumenaies • 3d ago

holup Reading is.....fundamental

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Its a holup moments because the first person didnt realize he was sexting to a guy

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/zoot_boy 3d ago

There isn’t a thirst quencher strong enough for this one.

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u/Mac_mellon 2d ago

Not even Cactus juice?

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u/catsandbats13 2d ago

It’ll quench ya

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u/Toyleer madlad 2d ago

It’s the quenchiest!

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u/BorealtheBald 3d ago

"ok... So as I was saying, I would...."

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u/Lord_inVader1 3d ago

"the clit...

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u/Grid-nim 3d ago

She has the biggest clit I've ever seen! /s

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u/ThinAndCrispy84 3d ago

“It’s almost like a tiny penis. Which says all kinds of things about him.”

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u/ophaus 3d ago

"Nobody's perfect."

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u/arsecrack88 3d ago

Was looking for this 😂

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u/Dimachaeruz 2d ago

Rhodey? is that chu?

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u/idontlikeburnttoast 1d ago

Pobodies nerfect?

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u/ouzo84 1d ago

Im not a natural blonde

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u/Desert-Noir 3d ago

But also, if you’re sticking your tongue deeper inside, you’re nowhere near the clit…

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u/Strange_username__ 3d ago

How dare you assume his biology, you have no idea how many tongues he has, how long they are or from whence they sprout.

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u/bigSTUdazz 2d ago

.....I can taste your back.

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u/FireflyOmega 2d ago

Gross. Upvoted.

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u/Demoth 2d ago

So we're just gonna throw The Tick references out without saying something?

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u/bigSTUdazz 2d ago

.....this is why I love Reddit.

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u/bigSTUdazz 2d ago

SPOOOONNNNNN!

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u/nikstick22 3d ago

He's going for the urethra

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u/pureRitual 3d ago

Plus, what kind of vacuum would you have with your tongue that far out? Two thumbs down.

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u/XISCifi 3d ago

Yeah what he's describing is physically impossible

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u/DopeLemonDrop 2d ago

Gene Simmons has entered the chat

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u/rush87y 3d ago

My girlfriend has a HUGE clit! I mean it sticks out way past her balls even!!

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u/pn1159 3d ago

cartman is that you?

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u/hahahhhafhoidgw 3d ago

The thirst is real

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u/EtheusProm 2d ago

And reading comprehension is, apparently, not.

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u/gameidtest5 2d ago

Pre-nut illusion.

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u/mussel_bouy 2d ago

"Bro, you're ruining the fantasy when you keep bringing up you have a penis."

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u/Narrowless 3d ago

Cmoon, a dude offering you to blow your female penis, just take it already

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u/lesgeddon 3d ago

Nah, I got dozens of other guys eager for the chance if I wanted that. Most are just as bad at reading comprehension.

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u/SadPandaFromHell 3d ago

I feel like the appropriate next responce after this conversation is "okay. But if you did have a clit, I'd suck it and make your legs shake!"

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u/ExpectedEggs 3d ago

" Damn sorry bro."

"Okay, so I'm sucking your dick so hard that..."

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u/sanyaholost 3d ago

This man could drown and still be thirsty

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u/Danimus-Prime 3d ago

Stay in school, kids!

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u/ThinAndCrispy84 3d ago

Pobody’s Nerfect

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u/Adrian-_-Tepes 3d ago

This mess is a place

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u/Requiem-Lodestar 2d ago

I was hoping someone else has seen the good place.

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u/Youprobablysuckdick 3d ago

Pobody and Sherman

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u/Chemist-3074 3d ago

I just searched in Google "is penis a giant clit" and I encourage you to do the same.

I'm screaming. I used to feel proud of not having a pp and now I realise I do have one, it's just very very small.

EVERY SEX IS GAY SEX.

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u/image-jpg 3d ago

Yep, and ovaries are testicles

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u/FullyMammoth 2d ago

Testicles are just underies.

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u/Upper_Bathroom_176 2d ago

And the uterus is the sack.

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u/pixeldust6 1d ago

No, the sack is the labia fused together (that's where that seam comes from)

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u/Axell-Starr 3d ago

They are what is called homogeneous sex structures. They develop out of the same tissue as each other.

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u/RennocInsanity 3d ago

This has happened to me exactly. Tho seems I am feminine enough for guys to confuse me for a girl. Despite constant clarification.

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u/OhTeeSee 3d ago

Ok but having looked at your post history, I can see why that might be an easy mistake to make at first glance.

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u/Excellent_Set_232 3d ago

Sigh

*unzips*

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u/ExpectedEggs 3d ago

... How pretty are you tho?

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u/RennocInsanity 3d ago

Decided for yourself. I am narcissist, so I am bias.

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u/Some1WithNoLife 3d ago

at least you're honest about it, I'd say that's a plus

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u/ExpectedEggs 3d ago

Real shit, you look great homie. Respect.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/RennocInsanity 3d ago

Look at my post history. All you need.

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u/gandolphin15 3d ago

Now I want to read more of the conversation lol

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u/Shibari_Inu69 3d ago

This guy just passed on the rimjob of his life smh

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u/Byronic__heroine 3d ago

As a woman, I want to rip my skin off reading the first part. None of us like this creepy shit. Stop it. Get some help.

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u/XxLORD_SxX 3d ago

I love how he said he doesn't have one and he still asked a question about his clit

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u/HooahClub 2d ago

Dudes down so bad he’s gonna suck off a guy just to get the feeling of a clit in his mouth.

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u/bigSTUdazz 2d ago

Nah, you just have an abnormally large, oblong clitoral.

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u/pantsrodriguez 2d ago

But how does it get this far?!

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u/Mobile_Tumbleweed_47 2d ago

Damn he really barked up the wrong tree, he found the wood.

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u/ThinAndCrispy84 3d ago

And this is how I met your mother

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u/whats_a_mattababy 2d ago

r/technicallythetruth as the clit and penis are very similar and develop from the same organ. So technically, the peenie is a large......clitty

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u/BrennaValkryie 2d ago

I've experienced people who just cannot take hints.

I have told people that I am not the person they're looking for, and they become convinced that my proof that I am not what they want is the fake content.

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u/Much_Ad1263 1d ago

The guy: "Oh damn. But anyway, I would...."

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u/travese311 2d ago

This might be a mood killer 💀

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u/BVBSlash 2d ago

Writing isn’t his strong suit either.

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u/Masterpiece_1973 2d ago

Mood killer. I bet you’re fine at parties /s

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u/cedit_crazy 2d ago

Bro probably could get catfished by a scarecrow with watermelons attached to the chest

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u/digital-something 2d ago

Can't read, can't type. Internet really boosts intelligence.

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u/matejkokot 2d ago

No homo and proceed

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u/RagingAlkohoolik 2d ago

Men's clit is the dick so he'd shove his tongue up my dickhole?

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u/gay-butler 2d ago

Even better 😈

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u/Wozafong_the_Great 2d ago

Like that’ll stop me.

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u/iiitme 3d ago

I feel sorry for the women he interacts with

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u/CaptainHappy42 3d ago

It's Jake, from State Farm.

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u/X3ll3n 2d ago

He's gonna change teams and say he'll garggle his balls

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u/OmgitsNatalie 2d ago

The lady penis is not impressed

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u/Ok-Broccoli-756 2d ago

I'll be sucking your co....

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u/Aternox_X1kZ 2d ago

Virtually sucked a cock

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u/SpudItOwtMahBoi 2d ago

"Princess Trunks..."

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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 1d ago

Well what's next!?!??

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u/kingsnkillers 3d ago

Guys it's 2025. Guys are girls. Girls are guys. Grow up everyone /s

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u/domin-em 3d ago

That's not the point.

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u/Brigadeskate433 3d ago

This is a r/niceguys moment right here

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u/domin-em 2d ago

Reading is not his strong suit

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u/Brigadeskate433 2d ago

Yup… I think we found the guy in the post lol

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u/sussymary 2d ago

it’s not even 2025??