r/EmpireDidNothingWrong Jul 19 '20

In Public One of our troopers got unrightfully arrested while fighting the Rebel scum, its outrageous #justicefortroopers

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

So the Bavarian police has chosen the side of the rebel scum. Looks like I’ll have to switch to asymmetric warfare

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u/Regicide_Only Jul 19 '20

“Sorry boys, no more empires in Germany. Been there done that.”

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u/NickLeMec Jul 19 '20

Germany today: "I love democracy"

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u/mcavvacm Jul 19 '20

Merkel " Ich bin der Kaiser"

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u/AdamTheButch Jul 19 '20

Noch nicht.

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u/Toemd Jul 19 '20

Dann handelt es sich um verrat

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u/musland Didn't read the art post rules Jul 19 '20

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u/iPlays_04 Jul 19 '20

This picture... (not a rickroll, fellow Angsthasen)

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u/ditundat Jul 20 '20

Order bleibt Order, Ordnung bleibt Ordnung.

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u/Arthillidan Jul 20 '20

Sie ist zu gefährlich zu leben.

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u/NickLeMec Jul 19 '20

Natürlich kenne ich ihn, er ist ich

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u/NowILikeWinter Aug 02 '20

Ich bin der Bundestag

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u/Standby75 Jul 19 '20

I mean the stormtroopers were an actual German unit-

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Not sure if i should say this but stormtrropers were not exclusively a german unit. Other militarys had em in case you didnt know.

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u/Standby75 Jul 19 '20

True, but I was more going for who the empire was based off of.

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u/TheRandom6000 Jul 19 '20

I don't think Markus Söder will like this.

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u/rocknack Jul 19 '20

It's staged.

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u/BlazingImp77151 Jul 19 '20

I was thinking that. Pretty cool cops (unless those are fake too) though, playing along for the photo.

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u/rocknack Jul 20 '20

The police department shot the photo in order to raise awareness for a certain law which makes it illegal to carry gun props that look too realistic. The original Facebook post includes puns on Star Wars. So yeah, pretty cool all together. The title of this post takes it out of context though.

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u/szu Jul 20 '20

So does this law only applies to guns? What about lightsabers? AT-AT? X-Wing fighters? Bolters? Laser muskets?

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u/rocknack Jul 20 '20

The lightsaber no. The rest, knowing Germany probably yes. The vehicles would most likely require some form of license even if they're not functional.

If they're functional, you're definitely in trouble with the Straßenverkehrsordnung.

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u/iNs3rT_UserN4mE Jul 19 '20

Guys really hes probably done something bad... Let's pull up the record on ol' jumbo here, WHAT HE SERVED BESIDE VADER!?!?!? BOYS, GIRLS LETS GO ON A CRUSADE!

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u/PreciousRoi Jul 19 '20

Surely those are local auxiliaries assisting a weary Snowtrooper returning from a lengthy foot patrol?

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u/TheBrickeyz Jul 19 '20

This is canon now.

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u/Username-Is-Taken-yo Stormtrooper Jul 19 '20

Can’t wait for Legends to get a hold of this.

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u/0ct0pus0verl0rd Jul 19 '20

Context: In germany it's forbidden to carry real looking gunprops in public. Obviously this prop looked too much like a real imperial blaster.

source: https://www.onetz.de/oberpfalz/hinweis-polizei-anscheinswaffen-fallen-waffengesetz-id2640788.html (paywall after scrolling)

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u/NedHasWares Jul 19 '20

Tbf at a distance it's hard to tell and if it's a specific law then the trooper should probably have checked.

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u/0ct0pus0verl0rd Jul 19 '20

My comment was meant as a joke. :)
The article says it's a staged picture by the police to rise awareness for people not bringing fake guns to the carnival.

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u/NedHasWares Jul 19 '20

Damn it, always read before commenting folks. Although I was gonna say the picture looks far too restrained to be an actual arrest, no stormtrooper could actually be held in place like that!

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u/Hans-Hammertime Jul 19 '20

That’s honestly pretty great. There must be some starwars fan on on that police force who came up with this

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u/WedgeMantilles Jul 19 '20

Were you not clued in that it may be a joke when he said "real imperial blaster" lol

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u/jhmed Jul 19 '20

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u/Larry-Man Jul 19 '20

Just down the block from my childhood home too Hahahaha.

Stupid Methbridge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/MobiusOne_ISAF Jul 19 '20

Nah, it's a feature called "Instant Apps". It basically a turbocharged web app that let's it function more like a native app without actually being installed. They usually give the option to install the full app, but you don't have too.

Once you close the instant app, it'll clear itself out of RAM like it was never there.

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u/jhmed Jul 19 '20

Weird. I don’t have that app and that link doesn’t install anything on my phone.

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u/mr_anonymous85 Jul 20 '20

Well tbh Canada is a joke and I live there. They arrest people if you carry fake guns because dumbasses been disguising guns to look fake

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u/electricalParadise Jul 20 '20

Something like this happened here in America too except the cops just shot the kid instead

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/TableTopWarlord Jul 20 '20

In Canada someone was arrested, later released, because they had a fake gun. Even though they were dressed as a stormtrooper on May 4th outside a business running a Star Wars themed promotion.

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u/xyolol Jul 19 '20

At least they let him hold it while they arrested him. They probably knew even if it was real storm troopers cant aim for shit

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u/racoon1905 Jul 19 '20

Well, it still looks like a Sterling submachine gun ... wouldn't try that for real.

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u/buurenaar Jul 20 '20

It's probably either a resin kit or an airsoft. Resin is a lot more common and waaay less expensive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Oof. That blows

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u/Sir_Lemming Didn't read the art post rules Jul 19 '20

This is a propaganda photo, no real Imperial Trooper would ever let themselves be captured alive.

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u/GentrifiriedRice Jul 19 '20

These two cops are pretty attractive. I’d buy that it’s advertising

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u/Freed_ Jul 19 '20

Immer wieder die deutschen

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u/tachanka4life_ Jul 19 '20

Sie haben zu Recht, sie waren wie das Imperium, aber Sie wissen, dass sie sich dem Abschaum der Rebellen anschließen

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u/NickLeMec Jul 19 '20

Ich liebe Demokratie

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u/Feck_this Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

Finally, a German sentence that I can understand besides “Du bist ein Mann Kind”

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u/DivinePhoenixSr Jul 20 '20

Du hast mich? I know like 3 other phrases in German and 2 of them were from Choir

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u/mahdudee Jul 19 '20

Why is the context?

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u/AwSkiba Jul 19 '20

I'll do you one better, when is the context?

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u/irishsquidseb Jul 19 '20

How is the context

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u/Sir-Pythorax Jul 19 '20

Who is the context?

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jul 19 '20

Where is the context?

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u/ultrasquish Jul 19 '20

What is "context"?

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u/The_Real_Axel Jul 19 '20

Wherefore art thou, Context?

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u/-Maverick10- Jul 19 '20

Et tu, Context?

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u/walterdibs Jul 19 '20

Why is Context?

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u/skiivin Jul 19 '20

Whomst context

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u/splntz Jul 19 '20

i'D CONTEXT THE LADY ON THE RIGHT.

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u/mahdudee Jul 19 '20

Holy shit I just realized what did I write, but I’m not gonna edit it now since you made the joke

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u/imperialdreamer Jul 19 '20

Everybody asks what's the context never hows the context 😞

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u/eddiestriker Jul 19 '20

Why is the context?

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u/TheStonedEngineer420 Jul 19 '20

Probably the gun replica. If it looks too much like a real gun, you can get in trouble for carrying it in public.

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u/_m4a3e8_ Jul 19 '20

Looks like it happened somewhere in Franconia, Germany. Can see the flag on the lady's shoulder patch

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u/Grimejow TIE-Interceptor Pilot Jul 19 '20

Also the big flag in the top right helps

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u/Grimejow TIE-Interceptor Pilot Jul 19 '20

Ok I found the facebook post here it is in german, here is the gist of it though.

It is a staged photo, to raise awareness during Carnival that people should not carry weapons that seem real, because that is forbidden in Germany and could get them arrested.
It ends with a good humored Star Wars joke "May the costume be with you" which is in german a pun on Tracht - Macht =force so it sems really lighthearted.

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u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus Jul 19 '20

As far as I know the OT guns were actually ww2 guns. Like mg34

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u/Grimejow TIE-Interceptor Pilot Jul 19 '20

Heavily modded, but yeah

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u/CheekiBleeki Jul 19 '20

The E-11 is basically a moded British Sten Gun. The DLT-19 is indeed from the MG34. The rebel blaster ( I always forget it's name ) is a moded STG-44.

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u/unclefisty Jul 19 '20

The E-11 was based on the Sterling SMG, which does look a lot like the Sten.

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u/_m4a3e8_ Jul 19 '20

Genuinely didn't even spot that till you pointed it out hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

That’s Bavaria

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u/Masemo1234 Jul 19 '20

you might want to read the comment you are replying to, again and google any words you don't understand

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Franconia ist not entirely in Bavaria. That is the Bavarian flag on the shoulder. In the top right it says Oberpfalz which is south east of Franconia.

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u/mahdudee Jul 19 '20

Thank you, friend

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u/PaprikaYT Jul 19 '20

Its a staged pic of the police to raise awareness to not run around with weapon replicas

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u/mahdudee Jul 19 '20

Someone else explained it before you but thank you anyways (:

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u/PaprikaYT Jul 19 '20

Oh okay haha

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u/metalheadvibes Jul 19 '20

Free my homie snow trooper

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u/p_funk_918 Jul 19 '20

Daaaammn.. she could arrest me any time

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u/Epithymetic Jul 20 '20

There it is

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u/Bernardito10 happy that i got an assignment at the jedi temple no war for me Jul 19 '20

Jokes on them, he was better prepared for winter that the german army

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u/ffsjustanything Genuine Sith Lord Jul 20 '20

Not like that’s particularly hard to be

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u/Dhaerrow Jul 19 '20

White Lives Matter!

Uh....wait....that came out wrong....

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u/nikoe99 Jul 19 '20

Imperial lives matter

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u/oSocialPeanut Jul 19 '20

BRO, STOP OPPRESSING HIM

THE EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG

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u/gildedtreehouse Jul 19 '20

Looks like someone couldn’t handle his beer, wandered off into the snow with his weapon and was luckily brought back in by some local staff.

Sad state of the empire. pity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

unrightfully

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u/ithacancypher2k Jul 19 '20

Non-meta: I have so many questions...

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u/ThiccHarambe69 Jul 19 '20

Are we blind? Send the garrison!

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u/AI191919 Jul 19 '20

No justice, no peace

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u/sarcassholes Jul 19 '20

But he’s wearing a god damn mask! You rebel scum!!

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u/Epithymetic Jul 20 '20

Why are there no snowflakes over their faces?

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u/theemperorsidious Jul 19 '20

death troopers are dispatched. die rebel scum!

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u/latearrival42 Jul 19 '20

Ughhh 2020..

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u/ineedabuckethat Jul 19 '20

This is surreal

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u/Dillanos Jul 19 '20

This is outrageous this is unfair

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Look people have said it once, and said it a million times, dont go out holding a gun, regardless of how fake it is.

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u/JimmyPellen Jul 20 '20

"We would've let you off with a warning if we hadn't spent THREE HOURS trying to find you!"

"We even kept calling out 'MARCO!'"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

ACAB

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u/NorthernLaw Jul 19 '20

Too bad they are both rebel scum....the girl looked kinda cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

I don’t know hopefully for destroying rebellion scum and doing us proud

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u/kalelfaneditor Jul 19 '20

Read up, context is a few posts above yours :) basically staged to raise awareness about not carrying (fake) guns out in public.

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u/Qvar Jul 19 '20

Amother redditor said it was a stagged photo for a poster to raise awareness to not use real-looking gun props during carnival.

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u/Got2Go Jul 19 '20

Makes sense that its not real because they likely would have taken the fake weapon away before arresting them just in case.

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u/racoon1905 Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

It's staged to raise awareness. It's illegal in Germany to open carry real or to real looking guns (in 99% of the cases)

Carrying an E11 on carnival for example is pretty dangerous as the E11 is just a slightly modified Sterling SMG. If you get caught it depends on the judge but probably get ready for jail and a 10k fine and also being barred from owning actual firearms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/racoon1905 Jul 19 '20

Depends how big the "scheinbare Bedrohung" is perceived. But yes you are right most cases it's just an administrative offence

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u/mr_anonymous85 Jul 20 '20

It was a joke. It's not actually real

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Officer on the right, she'd get it 😉

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u/Foolbish Jul 19 '20

damn that blonde policewoman is hot

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u/lonesnowtroop Jul 19 '20

That was my coworker John. They executed him a day later. I did my best to stop them but they overpowered us and he held them off long enough for me to escape.

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u/uberduger Jul 19 '20

Even though she's arresting one of our own, I'm still madly in love with cop girl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Who isn't? :P

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u/TasseHD Jul 19 '20

Ja Mei!...the force by with you giggles in bavarian

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

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u/DragonMatricks Jul 19 '20

Noch nicht! ^ ^

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u/SerLaron Jul 19 '20

Not yet, Kameraden!

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u/drewmarquis77 Jul 19 '20

Why is our men in uniform being arrested. Those rebel scum

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u/solarus44 Jul 20 '20

Staged photo

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u/wafflehousetun Jul 19 '20

Jokes aside that’s actually a dope suit he’s got

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Wait a second, Aren’t they both technically security officers? What happened?

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u/April1987 Jul 19 '20

SupportOurTroops

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u/TheVerde18 Jul 19 '20

as we can see the bavarian police is involved in this meme, so this is a matter of Germans. We occupie this comment section. Please "sprich deutsch du Hurensohn" and have a great day

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u/redwolf_tcg Jul 19 '20

Is the the armored skeptic (shoe0nheads husband)

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u/Selthora Jul 19 '20

White lives...matter...ah shit.

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u/1TrueKnight Jul 19 '20

Why does the snow seemed Photoshopped?

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u/RiskMoranis Jul 19 '20

Yea, I came to ask the same question. It’s like she snow was erased around their faces..

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u/TacobellSauce1 Jul 19 '20

According to google that’s outrageous lmao

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u/usertu Jul 19 '20

POLIZEI OBERPFALZ

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Wait what happened here

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u/shadowscar248 Jul 19 '20

Enemies of the Empire!

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u/shadowscar248 Jul 19 '20

Ich bin der Senat!

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u/MrXhin Jul 19 '20

Few things deescalate a tense situation like a cute blonde polizei.

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u/HWGA_Gallifrey Jul 19 '20

I blame the Republic and filthy Jedi propaganda for this honorable Trooper's mistreatment. Order must be restored.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

In america they pulled guns on an innocent storm trooper doing his patrol

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u/BarebowRob Jul 19 '20

#StormtrooperLivesMatter

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u/absboodoo Jul 19 '20

Our good lad Snowtrooper rather suffer the humiliation of being arrested by these confused locals, instead of firing on the non-rebel indigenous people.

#empiredidnothingwrong

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u/seanlee888 Jul 19 '20

Staged... He is way too short to be a stormtrooper.

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u/BoMbSqUAdbrigaDe Jul 19 '20

God damned rebel scum. It's worse in the USA. This guy didn't get beat at least.

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u/TheFriendlyKraut Jul 19 '20

Fuck the police, now they are even after the Whites

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u/solarus44 Jul 20 '20

Well this photo is actually staged for a poster telling people not to bring fake guns to public areas

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Disgusting how the public treats our troops. I'm bet if he was a terrorist they would have left him alone. They want to be mind controlled by the Jedi. They can think for them selves. Long live the empire!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

He has to go, cuz they found out he is no incel, traitor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

I smell an invasion afoot. For the glory of the empire!

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u/MellowCorn1965 Jul 19 '20

This happened in Alberta too, to a Stormtrooper.

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u/rpressler Jul 19 '20

some would say it’s unfair

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

ACAB

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u/solarus44 Jul 20 '20

It's a staged photo for a poster in Germany

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u/OizAfreeELF Jul 19 '20

Lol IRRROONNNYYYYY

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

at least he wasn't not unwrongfully arrested

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u/QuizzicalEly Jul 19 '20

The irony of a stormtrooper being arrested in Bavaria

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

FREE MY BOY HE AIN'T DO NOTHING WRONG

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u/binkerfluid Jul 19 '20

I just want to point out the pure disrespect in this picture.

They let him keep his blaster because they think he cant hit anything so its not even viewed as any kind of threat.

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u/nickfehlinger Jul 19 '20

“Unrightfully”

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u/wodaji Jul 20 '20

When did Joe Manganello and Kaley Cuoco become cops?

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u/boodooper Jul 20 '20

Disgusting. I say we send a squad to deal with the forces aiding the rebels at once.

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u/Lt-Bagel-Bites Jul 20 '20

The Empire strikes back

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u/DaSlice514 Jul 20 '20

I’d let her take me in for questioning as long as she was ok wit it

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u/BloodhoundGodx Jul 20 '20

Pathetic rebel scum, they didn't even confiscate the blaster rifle!

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u/Bennybooooooi Jul 20 '20

The Empire and The Rebels did nothing wrong.

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u/darktitter Jul 20 '20

This is Outrageous, Its unfair!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

So it's war they want.

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u/govtflu Jul 20 '20

She can frisk me anytime.