r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear 2d ago

Shitposting It's okay

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u/NoNeuronNellie 2d ago

I'm gonna say a bunch of slurs in public

Edit: stab wounds :(

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u/Upbeat_Effective_342 2d ago

Good job being a go getter and trying something outside your comfort zone!

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u/NoNeuronNellie 2d ago

Oh, shut up, you remembers stab wounds ...normal person I respect

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u/ScaredyNon Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist 2d ago

if this was a shitty novel:

"Oh, shut up you- Agh!" Like a bolt out of the blue, a searing pain erupted all across his body, floods of agony battering against his skin and muscles. It felt cold, sharp, metallic, like, like a knife. At first, the person didn't realise what gave birth to this sudden arousement of his nociceptors, but then the realisation hit him like a bullet train pulverising a suicidal Japanese office worker into a fine, polite mist: it was the slurs.

The images of the event played out in front of the male's eye spheres as if it was a YouTube video. The man shut his eyes tight, like he was going to squeeze his two white orbs to make eye-monade, and shook his head to remove the memory from his mind screen. The guy couldn't ever say slurs again, not again, not ever, ever ever, after that event. The dude decidedly let out a bellowing sigh, and resumed construction of his sentence.

"...you normal person I respect."

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u/rubexbox 2d ago

No mention of women Breasting Boobily? 0/10.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 2d ago

human, I remember you’re stab wounds

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u/Milkyway_Potato ok ok i'll finish disco elysium jesus 2d ago

Human, I remember you're racial slurs