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u/lynx2718 17d ago

It's nice how the headline calls it "CEO slaying", like he took down an evil dragon.

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u/schlucks 17d ago

"As a knight, the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons."

"Very well, my liege,' the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?"

"Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods."

"Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword.