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u/lynx2718 17d ago

It's nice how the headline calls it "CEO slaying", like he took down an evil dragon.

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u/thisaintmyusername12 17d ago

You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a CEO. You're here to slay him. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

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u/lynx2718 17d ago

"I always wanted to kill a monarch! Viva la revolution!"

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u/thisaintmyusername12 17d ago

That's the spirit!

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u/dirtielaundry 16d ago

Just sent this to my partner who's having a long shitty at work. He lol'd.

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u/Empty-yet-infinite 16d ago

Oh, is this the plot of the new season of dimension 20?