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u/rabiithous3 17d ago

it’s so funny because the article is such a nothingburger too

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u/Efficient_Comfort_38 i can't believe you've done this 17d ago

Real, they did t even really need to talk about Among Us

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u/Cumdump90001 17d ago

Yet they fucking explained the entire concept of the game I am CACKLING

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u/9cmAAA 17d ago

Now that you mentioned it, I cackled at remembering how much time I wasted reading how among us is played 😂

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u/Pokesonav When all life forms are dead, penises are extinct. 16d ago

It's like when you're writing a school essay, and there is a word cpunt quota, but you're only half-way there, so you're trying to pad it as much as possible with a barely connected topic.

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u/lythrica 15d ago

like, was he even good at it?? for all we know he always got ejected immediately when we played impostor

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 17d ago

“UHC shooting suspect played Among Us” is an article that could have been published before we even found Luigi

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u/neko_mancy 16d ago

He also breathed air and, allegedly, drank water

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u/iuhiscool wannabe mtf 16d ago

and stomped goombas

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u/MiddleFishArt 12d ago

100% of murderers drank dihydrogen monoxide, we should ban that dangerous substance

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u/ccyosafbridge 17d ago

Breaking news; Benoit Blanc plays Among Us. Finds it tedious.

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u/dinosanddais1 16d ago

No like the only point they made was his friend being like "wow there was a killer among us like in the game!"

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u/charlottebythedoor 16d ago

I can only assume that friend was trolling whoever interviewed him.

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u/dinosanddais1 16d ago

I will accept that theory

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u/Dry_Try_8365 17d ago

It sort of feels like they’re trying to get some sort of scapegoat out of this.

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u/OldBayOnEverything 16d ago

They've been working overtime trying to smear him and lionize Thompson and the healthcare system since it happened. This is just a continuation of decades of concerted effort to give more power and money to corporations and convice people to go against their own interests.

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u/kaiserkaarts 16d ago

I think America is accepting the idea of violence to solve problems.

The "right" way hasn't been working for decades.

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u/Lizzymandias 16d ago

I bet it's mostly gpt

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u/Blackadder288 16d ago

"This man played the most popular video game during Covid quarantine lockdowns, how can we spin it"