r/CatsAreAssholes • u/johndollarhidr • 12h ago
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/hduc • Nov 10 '23
Guidelines for Posting Assholes: Please Read Before Posting, Commenting Announcement
Hi everyone! In an effort to provide clarity on acceptable posts and comments, please read and abide by the following:
Rule 1. Any comment regarding animal violence, joking or otherwise, will result in an immediate ban. It doesn't matter if your intent was in a joking matter. There's no place for it here.
- Rule 1A. Post content of cats being an asshole. It shouldn't be difficult. The post should demonstrate an asshole cat without a witty anecdote or context of the act. Examples include trashing plants, knocking glasses off counters, or sitting in front of a TV.
What is not considered assholery
- Staged content (ex: I stick my hand in my cat's face, knowing I'll get bitten). Memes are also classified as staged content and are not permitted.
- Resting bitch face (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context.
- Any article, comic, clothing, etc on assholery. This sub is for pics, videos, gifs of REAL cats.
- Stories (ex: Guess what my cat just did!).
- 'Low effort' pics. We get it. Cats jump on counters, sit on laundry, and sleep places they shouldn't. Yes - they shouldn't do it, but people come here for the good stuff. Items such as these will be removed.
NSFW Content
This tag should be used for the following content that some users may not want to view, or may not be appropriate to view at work:
- Anything considered NSFW
- Cats bringing their kill home
- Graphic content, such as misuse of the litter box, or not using it at all.
Please note the mods will remove any content that is too graphic in nature.
Reporting content
We do our best to moderate this subreddit. You can help by reporting comments or posts that don't meet the intent of the subreddit. Your report will remain anonymous, even to moderators.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/420boofking • 4h ago
I stopped smacking his booty and he got mad…
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/FriskyDingoOMG • 3h ago
Stole her sister’s Cuddlepillar and is refusing to give it up.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/DefenderOfNuts • 20h ago
My Mom got My Cat A Kitty Tree For Christmas. He Preferred The Box It Came In Instead.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Hexiix • 1d ago
Binx got onto the counter at my mom’s and started eating as much turkey as he could, this is him shortly after being caught
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Duncan326 • 1d ago
I woke up to strange noises. Could it be Santa? Nope! The tabby is a stray we took in 3 mos ago. I didn’t think she would go into heat in winter, so scheduled spay for after holidays. Tuxedo is neutered. Neither goes outside. No kitten risk. Ho, ho, ho.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/loveofGod12345 • 1d ago
A TP roll fell out of our cabinet and hickory went to town on it. At least she leaves them alone while on the holder lol. She tried to go after it again when I put it next to her for the picture.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Centaur1111 • 1d ago
i miss when my sofa didn't look like a knitting assignment. (it looks way worse than in this picture)
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/UnstoppableDrew • 1d ago
I just put the presents under the tree & Count Chonkula decides to layeon them.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Affectionate-Bat8901 • 2d ago
Cat drinking my mom’s tea after she left it alone for two seconds
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/West_Objective3300 • 2d ago
She climbed the Christmas tree and broke the Angel on top. So I had to get the ladder out, and remove the victim. She wanted to see to how the crime scene clean up was going. Merry Christmas... everyone 🎄
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/CompactDisc96 • 1d ago
Another year, another spot on the Naughty list for Loki for stealing the cookies for Santa Paws
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/SdVeau • 1d ago
When she actualizes her dreams of having the gift wrap spot
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Brilliant-Row3451 • 2d ago
I accidentally deleted my post ….My wife got me a coloring book …..
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/Altrano • 1d ago
Returning to the scene of the crime. Fortunately, the ornaments are all shatterproof.
r/CatsAreAssholes • u/theyseemerollin69 • 2d ago