r/CatsAreAssholes Nov 10 '23

Guidelines for Posting Assholes: Please Read Before Posting, Commenting Announcement

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Hi everyone! In an effort to provide clarity on acceptable posts and comments, please read and abide by the following:

Rule 1. Any comment regarding animal violence, joking or otherwise, will result in an immediate ban. It doesn't matter if your intent was in a joking matter. There's no place for it here.

  • Rule 1A. Post content of cats being an asshole. It shouldn't be difficult. The post should demonstrate an asshole cat without a witty anecdote or context of the act. Examples include trashing plants, knocking glasses off counters, or sitting in front of a TV.

What is not considered assholery

  • Staged content (ex: I stick my hand in my cat's face, knowing I'll get bitten). Memes are also classified as staged content and are not permitted.
  • Resting bitch face (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context.
  • Any article, comic, clothing, etc on assholery. This sub is for pics, videos, gifs of REAL cats.
  • Stories (ex: Guess what my cat just did!).
  • 'Low effort' pics. We get it. Cats jump on counters, sit on laundry, and sleep places they shouldn't. Yes - they shouldn't do it, but people come here for the good stuff. Items such as these will be removed.

NSFW Content

This tag should be used for the following content that some users may not want to view, or may not be appropriate to view at work:

  • Anything considered NSFW
  • Cats bringing their kill home
  • Graphic content, such as misuse of the litter box, or not using it at all.

Please note the mods will remove any content that is too graphic in nature.

Reporting content

We do our best to moderate this subreddit. You can help by reporting comments or posts that don't meet the intent of the subreddit. Your report will remain anonymous, even to moderators.


r/CatsAreAssholes 12h ago

Put the bag down, turned away to grab what I wanted to put in it, turned back around - and there was Buttercup, very pleased with herself.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 7h ago

Squeak's first Christmas.

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717 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 4h ago

I stopped smacking his booty and he got mad…

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373 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 3h ago

Stole her sister’s Cuddlepillar and is refusing to give it up.

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219 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 51m ago

His favorite spot now

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r/CatsAreAssholes 22h ago

Which Cat is the Asshole?

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r/CatsAreAssholes 20h ago

My Mom got My Cat A Kitty Tree For Christmas. He Preferred The Box It Came In Instead.

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548 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Binx got onto the counter at my mom’s and started eating as much turkey as he could, this is him shortly after being caught

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Caught in the act of sabotage

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487 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 10m ago

Post from a local FB group

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

I woke up to strange noises. Could it be Santa? Nope! The tabby is a stray we took in 3 mos ago. I didn’t think she would go into heat in winter, so scheduled spay for after holidays. Tuxedo is neutered. Neither goes outside. No kitten risk. Ho, ho, ho.

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

A TP roll fell out of our cabinet and hickory went to town on it. At least she leaves them alone while on the holder lol. She tried to go after it again when I put it next to her for the picture.

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

i miss when my sofa didn't look like a knitting assignment. (it looks way worse than in this picture)

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313 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

I just ironed my t-shirt

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Henry Casually Avoiding Blame

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374 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

I just put the presents under the tree & Count Chonkula decides to layeon them.

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168 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

Cat drinking my mom’s tea after she left it alone for two seconds

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r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

She climbed the Christmas tree and broke the Angel on top. So I had to get the ladder out, and remove the victim. She wanted to see to how the crime scene clean up was going. Merry Christmas... everyone 🎄

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797 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Another year, another spot on the Naughty list for Loki for stealing the cookies for Santa Paws

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477 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Mayhem

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190 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

When she actualizes her dreams of having the gift wrap spot

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222 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

I accidentally deleted my post ….My wife got me a coloring book …..

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Returning to the scene of the crime. Fortunately, the ornaments are all shatterproof.

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233 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

Before and after I catch my cat trying to poop in my hamper

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403 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

Did you know you can restart a run by holding down R? Well now i do

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217 Upvotes