One day I was in line at the grocery store and I couldn’t hold it any longer. I let it fly. Thankfully, the noise was covered up by the noise of the store. It smelled so bad I ignored it. Then, the couple in front of me smelled it. They looked around, then the dad checked their baby’s diaper. When the dad didn’t see anything, the mom started complaining that he was only saying that because he didn’t want to change the diaper. So she checked their baby’s diaper.
I will never forget her saying, “God damn…. How did that come out of her?”
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u/WorldsWorstTroll 1d ago
One day I was in line at the grocery store and I couldn’t hold it any longer. I let it fly. Thankfully, the noise was covered up by the noise of the store. It smelled so bad I ignored it. Then, the couple in front of me smelled it. They looked around, then the dad checked their baby’s diaper. When the dad didn’t see anything, the mom started complaining that he was only saying that because he didn’t want to change the diaper. So she checked their baby’s diaper.
I will never forget her saying, “God damn…. How did that come out of her?”