I was hanging out with my crush in a super quiet park, just talking. Everything was going great, and I was trying to impress him with how chill I was, but then I sneezed, and when I did, I farted. He looked at me so confused, like, “Was that... you?” And I tried to keep it cool, but inside I was screaming. I swear I could never look him in the eye the same way again.
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u/Suspicious-Soup-7490 1d ago
I was hanging out with my crush in a super quiet park, just talking. Everything was going great, and I was trying to impress him with how chill I was, but then I sneezed, and when I did, I farted. He looked at me so confused, like, “Was that... you?” And I tried to keep it cool, but inside I was screaming. I swear I could never look him in the eye the same way again.