r/AskReddit 1d ago

What’s your embarrassing fart story?

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u/Suspicious-Soup-7490 1d ago

I was hanging out with my crush in a super quiet park, just talking. Everything was going great, and I was trying to impress him with how chill I was, but then I sneezed, and when I did, I farted. He looked at me so confused, like, “Was that... you?” And I tried to keep it cool, but inside I was screaming. I swear I could never look him in the eye the same way again.

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u/SpontaneousKrump92 1d ago

A real man would've played it off like he hadn't heard anything. You didn't lose anything worthwhile

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u/Dinkerdoo 1d ago

"Oh, is that the best you think you can do now?"