r/AskReddit 1d ago

What’s your embarrassing fart story?

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u/FallsOffCliffs12 1d ago

Not me thank god but I know someone who, at her first ever gyn appointment, was so nervous that when the dr asked her to scooch down to the end of the table, she scooched too far, fell off the table and landed with her cootch in the dr's face, and then queefed for good measure.