r/AskReddit 1d ago

What’s your embarrassing fart story?

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u/hashbrownsinketchup 1d ago

I want to start this off by saying I am not proud of what I did but it was freshman year of high school so I was immature….that said; I had eaten a lot of egg salad for dinner made with real Mayo (so even more egg) for dinner. The next day at school I had PE class first period. It was a rainy day so PE was indoors that day. My farts were rank….I mean sulphur cloud level egg farts! I accidentally let one go in the gym while a bunch of us where standing around and everyone with 20 feet where gasping and going crazy over the stink. People were finger pointing and trying to figure out who it was some pointed to me and I said no way it was me and pointed to the mentally challenged kid that was standing near us laugh. I said it must be him because he’s laughing about us all acting crazy!!!

Everyone blamed him. I felt so bad for doing it and was embarrassed about how bad my gas was. I was so scared another one would come out. Luckily it didn’t but I was so embarrassed about it that I lowered myself to blaming an innocent mentally challenged kid.