r/AskReddit 1d ago

What’s your embarrassing fart story?

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u/Outrageous_Picture39 1d ago

I took my grandmother to see her sister (my great-aunt) and her sister’s son.

One day we’re hanging out and talking in my great-aunt’s dining room, and she, being a woman nearing 80 with diminished bodily function control, lets out what might possibly have been the longest fart I have heard in my four decades.

I couldn’t help myself, and started laughing while also trying to stifle that laugh. I was completely embarrassed because the other three people in the room were giving me the “that’s not funny” glare. Took several minutes for us to get back to normal conversation.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago

I think people’s anuses loosen with age.

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u/Silly-Height-3822 1d ago

hahahahahahahahahahahaha