r/AmericaBad • u/Br_uff • 1d ago

What Happened to Friendly Canadians?

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Got this dm after making a comment on a post about Trump’s Christmas X post. My comment was in support of annexing Canada if it was peaceful.

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u/TantricEmu 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wouldn’t, I would just laugh at them, but then again no one could annex us anyway. I guess it’s not funny for the Canadian guy because he knows that we actually could.

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u/PhilRubdiez OHIO 👨‍🌾 🌰 1d ago

Seriously. Blockade like three ports, take the Great Lakes, and bomb Winnipeg to cut their transcontinental railroad. It would be over faster than Saddam.

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u/rsteroidsthrow2 1d ago

You could offer to let Albertans go hog wild on BC and have a split of the plunder from Ontario and speed it up even more.

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u/PhilRubdiez OHIO 👨‍🌾 🌰 1d ago

If we’re doing 1812.2.0, might as well issue some letters of marque and reprisal.