r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

of a moose.

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u/I_Have_Dry_Balls 3d ago

Of a jaywalker.

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u/PlatypusDream 3d ago

Maybe it's red/green colorblind & thought it had a green light?

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u/I_Have_Dry_Balls 3d ago

That’s true, maybe he was a law abiding moose, caught in the lighting fray.

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u/monkeymatt85 3d ago

It was kind enough to use the crossing, what more can you ask for