of a moose.

[u/WippitGuud]

[u/Rampasta]

That's a normal sized moose

[u/WilhelmEngel → u/Rampasta]

You can tell it's a normal sized moose because it's posted on this sub. I think a lot of people have no idea how big those things get.

[u/mattslote → u/WilhelmEngel]

Every time I see a moose I think "Wow that's big. I remember them being big but that's still bigger than I remember them being."

[u/Smidge_Master → u/WilhelmEngel]

Wait it might just be me or my memory playing games with me but isn't it a tad smaller than most meese

[u/Icy-Assignment-5579 → u/Smidge_Master]

Moosen*😂😂

[u/Shantotto11 → u/Icy-Assignment-5579]

*Mooscoven

[u/JKrow75 → u/Shantotto11]

• Moosecovites

[u/Smidge_Master → u/Icy-Assignment-5579]

Same shit, they're still going to walking unscathed if you smack with a car

[u/TheBlackTower22 → u/Smidge_Master]

Nah, they get killed by cars all the time. It also totals the car a lot of the time.

[u/crusty54 → u/WilhelmEngel]

They’re elephants with antlers.

[u/affordableproctology → u/Rampasta]

Also, typical Audi driver

[u/just_killing_time23 → u/affordableproctology]

Right?? Bro let the moose pass

[u/cedriceent → u/just_killing_time23]

To be fair, the moose is also carelessly jaywalking.

[u/just_killing_time23 → u/cedriceent]

Straight to moose jail

[u/theshekelcollector → u/just_killing_time23]

how bout no? the lights are red for the moose.

[u/BalanceEarly → u/affordableproctology]

Yeah, because he could waste that car!

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 → u/Rampasta]

As a Canadian I can confirm this is a normal sized mature bull Moose.

The get so much bigger.

[u/TrumpersAreTraitors → u/Rampasta]

People used to just fight these with spears and shit, wild. Imagine everytime you were hungry you had to fight one of these to the death. 

[u/Pussycat-Papa → u/Rampasta]

All moose are absolute units

[u/Rampasta → u/Pussycat-Papa]

It's pronounced Meese. You're welcome, Happy Holidays!

[u/Pussycat-Papa → u/Rampasta]

Mouses

Mazel tov

[u/Grouchy-Offer-7712 → u/Rampasta]

So glad the comments said this. Honestly a bit undersized as a male if fully grown.

[u/Other_Recognition269 → u/Rampasta]

Find a new slant!

[u/Free_Unit5617]

Honestly, even the smallest moose is enormous. People genuinely don't understand just how giant these animals are. If you see an actually Unit-sized moose, you'll know it immediately.

[u/PlatypusDream → u/Free_Unit5617]

A baby teen moose is horse-sized. Most people don't understand that.

[Corrected size]

[u/Free_Unit5617 → u/PlatypusDream]

Right! Even the CALVES are big creatures

[u/Fragrant-Inside221 → u/Free_Unit5617]

I wish my calves were bigger.

[u/Dreadskull1991 → u/Fragrant-Inside221]

It’s all genetic

[u/Free_Unit5617 → u/Dreadskull1991]

All in the wrists

[u/Midnight28Rider → u/PlatypusDream]

Well, that's not quite true. They're about 2.5 feet tall at birth. By a year old, they can get to be 6' tall, but by that time, they're like 7 or 8 in human years (hardly a baby).

[u/Funky-Heimerdinger]

That audi is a douche. Can't u the fucking moose coming. It's huge.

[u/BabyBearBjorns → u/Funky-Heimerdinger]

Audi must have moose insurance.

[u/Shantotto11 → u/BabyBearBjorns]

Audi was playing it loosey-moosey with their well-being…

[u/BippityBoppityMagic → u/Funky-Heimerdinger]

Nah, that moose totally saw that Audi coming. It stopped for a second.

[u/BitByBitOFCL → u/Funky-Heimerdinger]

The moose almost took one for the team, one less audi driver on the roads.

[u/SmilinBuddha969]

Honestly, this moose is just average size.

[u/PronouncedEye-gore → u/SmilinBuddha969]

Barely average sized. Young un right there.

[u/I_Have_Dry_Balls]

Of a jaywalker.

[u/PlatypusDream → u/I_Have_Dry_Balls]

Maybe it's red/green colorblind & thought it had a green light?

[u/I_Have_Dry_Balls → u/PlatypusDream]

That’s true, maybe he was a law abiding moose, caught in the lighting fray.

[u/monkeymatt85 → u/I_Have_Dry_Balls]

It was kind enough to use the crossing, what more can you ask for

[u/akaflaka69]

Typical Audi

[u/Glovermann]

Tbf all moose are absolute units

[u/PronouncedEye-gore → u/Glovermann]

Then they would be an absolute unit of a deer. But that's still not huge for moose at all. Not a unit for sure.

[u/titankingz]

What’s with the movie style Spanish translation?

[u/txivotv → u/titankingz]

I don't know but I'm starting to downvote any shit with totally random audios or horrible tiktok music...

[u/jake_azazzel]

That's actually a small/normal one as far as moose go

[u/azmetalhead]

Que theme to Northern Exposure

[u/Pussycat-Papa → u/azmetalhead]

I hummed it while watching

[u/Mekelaxo]

Meese are just that big

[u/Other_Recognition269]

At least it used the crosswalk

[u/adod1]

So I think Moose is my pick if reincarnation is a thing.

[u/Taptrick]

How many times do we have to say this on this sub: this is a normal moose. Moose are huge.

[u/Wild_Replacement5880]

That's just a little bull. Not even an average moose.

[u/squirrelmcdougal]

Couldn’t even wait for a green light to cross? Rude.

[u/Josephthebear → u/squirrelmcdougal]

Used the crosswalk though 😆

[u/cheesecakepunisher]

Skyrim: Modern Edition

[u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

A wildlife corridor connects two areas of "natural" land enabling species to move between the two areas converting two small islands of nature into a larger zone. There are benefits not just for the species, but also for the people using the general area. https://youtu.be/Rngz5PYoG4E

[u/mr-ifuad]

What’s language in background?

[u/qgmonkey → u/mr-ifuad]

Bird

[u/Frankie1234567890]

Audi come on

[u/totriuga]

What sort of brain rot audio track is that? She’s saying “where did you get those??”, which makes no sense.

[u/cancervivordude]

I've seen much bigger

[u/psubs07]

Lol dude that's just a moose, that's how big they are.

[u/RCalliii]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this just a normal sized moose?

[u/PronouncedEye-gore → u/RCalliii]

Barely average.

[u/JohnCtail]

CASUAL DEER (not killing you)!

[u/NaomiExalted]

Moose are majestic creatures!

[u/Delta_Hammer → u/NaomiExalted]

A moose bit my aunt once.

[u/Twometershadow]

Was in a major accident on HWY 1 from Anchorage to Eagle River years ago. Why? Moose cross roads when they want. Even major HWYs!

Moose does what Moose wants.

[u/locxj]

Reminds me of a joke- where does a bear sit? Wherever it wants.

[u/ShiroHachiRoku]

That Audi didn’t even flinch.

[u/invisableilustionist → u/ShiroHachiRoku]

They where probably on the phone

[u/mibergeron]

The Audi was weirder to see.

[u/TheFlyingBoxcar]

Man Id never want to live somewhere a life-ending creature could just slide up next to me while Im waiting to cross the street in a crosswalk at a traffic light.

[u/xtilexx]

That's the runt of the family

[u/FreeRemove1]

"Aaah, good, I caught the gree- SHIIIIIIT! Was that a moose?"

[u/fascintee]

I like how in some videos traffic is completely stopped for some geese or sheep....wheras at least one guy was like whatever I ain't scared of no moose and zooms by.

[u/Pussycat-Papa]

I have found moose. Now where squirrel? Must crush moose AND squirrel

[u/gassian_flatulence]

Stop your car, dumbass

[u/1998ChevyTaHoe]

But when I cross the street against traffic...

[u/inbocalupo420]

I know that moose! His grandfather was walking through Cicely on the opening credits of "Northern Exposure" 😁

[u/Emergency_Way7423]

He is the mighty one. All traffic comes to a halt.

[u/KittyKatzB]

Now there’s the reason I drive slow.

That there in the middle of the road?

Yah. That’s a moose.

She’ll move when she’s good and ready.

[u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang]

Beautiful buddy.

[u/Saddam_UE]

That Audi driver was probably on their phone and didn't see shit

[u/darbs-face]

I’m crossing now, whatcha gonna do bout it!?

[u/Aromatic-Mushroom-36]

I've seen them in Western Montana when I was visiting family. Pure insanity how large they can get. We have Roosevelt Elk out where I live and those things are twice the size or bigger it seems!

[u/Nino_sanjaya]

I'm not american, but isnt that just normal size?

[u/Amberinnaa]

To be fair, moose are absolute units in general.

[u/WildResident2816]

Have you ever seen a grown moose, that doesn’t even look like a big moose.

[u/TotallyNotJonMoog]

Well that's probably why they get hit.... mother fucker didn't look both ways.

[u/RangerOk3629]

He’s using the crosswalk. Let him go about his business…

[u/BelmTheOwl]

F*ck your rules,

this moose. Probably

[u/oftcenter]

I love how unbothered he is.

[u/dendenwink]

I was hoping to see a moose dong. Was disappointed.

[u/Limp_Yogurtcloset246]

Is that a baby?

[u/Medium-Art-4725]

He walked a red light !

[u/JKrow75]

That’s a slightly below average sized moose, and while inherently a unit, it is not an absolute unit. They get much, much bigger than that.

[u/sexworkiswork990]

That seems kind of small for a moose.

[u/pld0vr]

When driving on ice In the winter, if a deer runs out, it's safer to just not swerve, be calm, hit the deer... A moose on the other hand, that thing will go right through the windshield and kill you.

[u/duke_of_uwus]

Oh dear, I've never seen one in person, thankfully. I'd lose my mind, ESPECIALLY if that's an average moose.

[u/gunny316]

zero fucks given lol

[u/All_Of_That_Ow]

I like how he kinda using the pedestrian crosswalk

[u/SriCharanABD]

RDR2 Fans: That's not 3-star

[u/squirrelmcdougal]

Couldn’t even wait for a green light to cross? Rude.