r/yourmomshousepodcast • u/Bongo_Pongo • Jun 25 '19
Bye mommies. Plus a Goodbye gift for the Mommies Spoiler
I will keep my goodbye short. I don't enjoy the podcast like I use to. I feel like it has changed and it's not for me. I think it's time for me to take my jeans off. Anyways, I thought a great goodbye gift would be my personal YMH list. So here you go.
A few things before you see my list:
The list has moments from the podcast, Mommy terms, and clips.
My list covers episodes 2-500.
I dont have to many of the 400s because my 400s file was corrupted and I lost them all. I had to go back and look for the different iconic YMH moments again. I didnt find all of them
I am missing episode numbers for 4 or 5 bullet points. I am to lazy to find them.
If you think any of the bullets are worth being added to the YMH Database feel free to add them.
My YMH List
■A
•"Ahhhh Fucking Nigger" girl gets her asshole tattoo ep500
•Angel's fellatio secrets bj on a dildo ep100
•Angel's fellatio secrets "figure 8" technique ep 101
•Angel's fellatio secrets "grapefruit" technique ep 221
•Angel's fellatio secrets interview ep 104
•Angel's fellatio secrets "Put your dick between your legs" ep101
•"Animal Passions", a couple's sexual experience with a horse ep104
•Are you thirsty? Do you want to suck on these big large nips of mine? Ep193
•Argintinian ball kicking video ep33
•Arpad Pazsitzky-Christina's dad ep61
•Asian man's legs get pinned by car ep323
•Auntie Fee "sweet treats for the kids" ep248
■B
•Ball Hog and Payten Laferty ep431
•Banana Farts ep411
•Bannismurferney-anniversary ep31
•Barstucks-starbucks ep224
•Beatles vs. Biggie debate ep 227
•Bert Chryslar-Bert Kriesher ep 38
•(Why is)Bert Kreischer so fat? joke ep345
•Bert is fat internarional sumissions ep 355
•Bert Kreischer looks like Gerard Depardieu ep325
•Big Time Tommy ep500
•Bill cosby acting stange on ESPN ep 57
•"Blast my fucking face"porn clip ep170
•Blood, Fam ep378
•Blowjob Betty song review ep280
•Blueban-the bird producer of YMH ep40
•Bobby and Karen ep372
•Bobby and Trish ep383
•Boring videos segment ep378
•Brace gigolo "The Brace Philosophy" ep 36
•Brace gigolo quote "Dumping clips" ep 115
•Brace gigolo quote "Fuck off" ep74
•Braco aka Crapsoe and his healing gaze ep 111
•Brawstrerries-Strawberies ep111
•Bristol stool chart ep 149
•Brown talk announcement drop ep47
•Buttery yellows-yellow teeth ep71
•Buttfloss- mommy term for a thong ep 67
•Buttplugs- mommy term for ear plugs ep301
■C
•Cargo shorts debate ep 249
•Carl's Jr. Baby name joke ep359
•Cat eating kibble ep297
•Cats love hot sauce. Mommies make fun of cousin Bry-Bry ep169
•Case of the meanies-angry eyebrows ep271
•Charo ep 41
•Charo add read ep129
•Charo add read "Do you like big tits? Go see Christina do stand up." ep399
•Charo's massive fart ep500
•Chest beefers-Mommy term for tits ep 40
•Chest/beard flakes-mommy term for beard dandruff ep143
•Ching chong, ching chong ep331
•Chips in a bowl audio ep233
•Chopper dyes his pupes ginger ep 34
•Chris Gaines ep271
•Christina does not understand Smart and Final's name "Smart and Final, you are smart for shopping here but all sales are final." ep264
•Christina "God's real. God blesses a nigga" ep253
•Christina loves L.A. and everywhere else sucks joke ep391
•Christina realizes she has been saying combative wrong ep276
•Christina's aunt sends her a racist chain letter ep91
•Christina's first shart ep73
•Christina's ice cubes smell like a butthole prank call ep125
•Christine ep415
•Cinncinati Fart ep306
•City Connection-webster ep 158
•Cops are all bald and shit ep250
•Cock throughts by Hirsuit Pursuit ep23
•Country club-mommy term for the mall ep382
•Cousin Jeanette ep193
•Cousin Julie ep107
•Cousin Sari ep121
•Crazie Locs ep 334
•Crossfarts-crossfit ep135
•Cum dog-male or female who lives in your backyard and is used only for sexual purposes. It can only be fed with your cum ep83
•Cum dog sprinkler audio drop ep86
•Cum Gum ep279
•Cum Huggers aka Tantric sex ep407
•Cutman ep 37
■D
•Dadboner-mommy term for dads that are lame ep 40
•Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks ep361
•Dadmouth- the bad breath earned after becoming a dad ep52
•Dalmation- mommy term for a dumb hot girl ep is Bonus episode in irvine after ep391
•Dalmation wife-a dumb hot second wife ep402
•Dan Pena ep350
•DC/LC-Maria's term for Dumb Cunt/Lazy Cunt ep85
•Dennis Rodman ep186
•Dennis Rodman "Watch this bullshit wahhhh!" Ep302
•Dental update music ep15
•Dental update official name ep17
•Dental watch origin ep13
•Diamond in the crevas of your pussy ep373
•Dick Detectives ep23
•Dick will make you slap somebody in the face ep82
•Dick tips-mommy term for burnt ends ep50
•Did some singing and some dancing(a politician refering to Michael jackson) ep283
•Diego and his beautiful guppies ep313
•DJ Dadmouth name first introduced ep303
•DJ Dadmouth's first appearance on T.V. ep338
•Do dogs have brains? Trisha Paytas ep164
•Do not abuse me mommy. Do not hit me mommy. Do not scream at me mommy. Ep380
•"Do you want two dicks in that ass? Just quit debating" porn clip ep 137
•Dog bed- a bachoelars bed with no bed frame ep22
•Dog Dick Afternoon ep237
•Dog in the bathtub- when dick and balls are in the other persons mouth, asshole, or vigina ep33
•Dog shit person-someone who does not pick up their dog's shit ep106
•Dog's tits ep168
•Dog's tits meaning ep185
•Dont bring anyones mother into this ep14
•Dookie love- the love bobby brown and whitney houston had for each other ep42
•Double Pipe Classic- Fart and burp at the same time ep87
•Downton Daddies-fans of Downton Abbey ep 106
■E
•Eat a booty gang ep241
•Eye..eye..eye on the road ep34
■F
•Face Farts ep466
•Face meat pushes down on the throat meat-the reason why tom snores ep42
•Fan made song "Bert is fat" Ali Xie Xer ep354
•Fan made song "Biggie vs Beatles" ghost kru ep 244
•Fan made song "I am Peter stain" by Obe1canolli ep260
•Fan made song "Jeans in my cunt" by max newman ep236
•Fan made song "How I Glass" by Young Patreon ep 382
•Fan made song "Love comes down" by ghost kru ep288
•Fan made song "Ohh My Gosh" by max newman ep168
•Fan made song "Problems make my dick soft" by max newman ep 334
•Fan made song "Sharkeisha Week" by ghost kru ep198
•Fan made song "Salome " by Jordan Wolf ep363
•Fan made song "Theo song" version1 by obe1cannolli ep187
•Fan made song "Theo song part duece" by obe1cannolli ep252
•Fan made song "24/7 Theos Groove" by ghost kru ep209
•Fan made song "YMH promo" Jo-DBL ep51
•Fan made song "2short" obe1cannoli ep288
•Fart in a jar- a product the mommies were thinking about making ep71
•Fartgician ep176
•Farticheocs- farts from artichoecs ep100
•Fartmistress ep400
•Fedex debate ep319
•FGT RTD ep460
•Fill her up and seal her shut ep 45
•Fill her up and seal her shut music ep46
•"For all the niggas in the wu tang clan" porn clip ep 254
•Four Stokes ep446
•Fuck my stoma (Christina quote) ep 137
•Fuck My Triple D Slut Wife ep396
•Fuck stimulating my clit stimulate my motherfucking mind ep217
•Fuck the points ep 22
•Fuck watcha heard. I am an ass licker. Ep400
■G
•Garth Brooks interview he describes his music is like a sexual experience 368
•"Girl get cho life"- Taymar braxtin quote ep72
•Girl gets shot in the ass with a cactus ep181
•Givin him the grease like fuck himself ep141
•Gloria Estefan ep293
•Goat lips-what tina's lips look like when she drinks water ep63
•Go see the Doctor song review ep102
•Good Morning Julia video 3 ep478
•Got any cum in those balls ep333
•Gucci Gucci by Kreayashawn ep20
■H
•Hardrocknick"Women are motherfucken hating cunts" ep486
•Hat comic joke ep417
•Hates-giving- The Thanksgiving with Maria when she was pregnant. She said a lot of racist things about Dominicans and Puerto Ricans ep49
•HD vision glasses ep24
•"Hell nah to the nah nah nah" ep304
•Hen the gender neutral pronoun ep418
•Henry's Portait of a Serial Killer ep17
•(Hey Hitler) Danny's friends are on shrimp scampy boat being turned into lasagna ep348
•Hey Mommy Thanks Jeans origin ep266
•Hey Mommy Thanks Jeans(fan submissions) ep373
•Hi mommy! Hi mommy! Hi mommy! Ep329
•High n' Tight ep12
•Hillary Clinton ate my asshole ep403
•"How does my asshole smell?" Ep279
•Hungarian phrase"losfaz a segeddbe" means horse cock in ass ep411
•Hungarian term "Punzi semed"-pussy eyes(racial slur for asians) ep 248
•Hungarian word "Cigány" means gypsy ep 58
•Hungarian word "Punzi" means pussy/gay ep75
•Hungry tits-mommy term for small tits ep234
•Hungry tits dance ep266
•http://www. joke ep 52
■I
•I am at the comedy club ep37
•I am going on a cum strike ep383
•I am looking for a girlfwend ep266
•I dont give a fu..shit ep 310
•"I dont know what yah saying and I dont know what you mean" Judge Mathis ep202
•I have cum all over my face ep372
•I hate the gooks ep146
•I hate you motherfuckers. I hate you motherfuckers. GG Allin quote ep 87
•"I have a bad case of diarrhea" japanese song ep211
•I have my dad's dick. I need my dad's balls movie idea ep304
•I left my wallet there ep125
•"I only got but two nuts to bust" (couldn't find clip or when it was play on podcast but mommies said it on ep253) ep?
•ICDC college-I can do college college ep287
•Idn't greezy, Chuck Woolery ep174
•Immagrant mother fucker, you spic ep285
•"It's fucken morning" cholo clip ep206
•"It's only smells" Rocco Safredi quote ep240
■J
•Jane Segura ep76
•Jane Segura quote •"Seriously, seriously, seriously" ep76
•Jean ep372
•Jean Segura baseball player ep126
•Jeans-The first time Christina calls Tom by this pet name ep38
•Jeff Tate hot dogs and gatorade ep36
•Job stoppers mommy term for knuckle tattoos ep210
•Juice juice porn clip ep80
■K
•Kickie foot ep 132
•Kim Anh ep260
•Kim Anh "what is amaze" ep260
•Kim Anh "Asshole" ep 333
•Kim Anh interview ep348
•King Ass Ripper ep144
•King ass Ripper "you do the math"ep 149
•Kiss my pussy. KISS IT!! ep301
•Kitchen deodorant ep 289
■L
•La Croix debate 337
•Lady makes a fart video in her shed ep400
•Lambo prank ep420
•Last Cruise joke ep5
•"Lick my ass. Lick it"Rocco Safredi porn clip ep?
•Lightning crew-Christina's college friends group name ep25
•Lil Trump 90 ep381
•Lil Trump 90 "Pomcast" ep386
•Linkendin-Joey Diaz term for Linkedin ep341
•Listen to me you piece of Fuck! For one I am not bisexual, two I'm not gay, threeno, I'm not God damn fat. I am skinny as hell, four I'm fucken Wiccan. If you have a problem with that. You can go fuck yourself. Piece of Shit. Ep207 (true origin is bonus episode 4 but you have to buy it)
•Look at the river. Look at the river! Ep385
•Look at yourself in the mirror ep 108
•Love Mustard-cum ep2
•Low and loose (It is the first time I heard the mommies say it,but I could be wrong)ep87
■M
•Main Mommy debate ep175
•Make a bridge and get over it ep307
•Making fitness ep164 and (definition)246
•Making fun of comedy club names and places ep21
•Maria origin ep77/79
•Maria/Jane intro ep94
•Maria's crazy starbucks order ep80
•Maria's quote about the cream topper on her starbucks order ep109
•Maria quote "Dirty and disgusting" ep109
•Maria's quote "You take your fucking scissors and use your puggy fucken monkey hands. Cut the box open. Cut a hole in it, and pour it in the bottle" ep93
•Maria's porn read ep178
•Master of accents ep327
•Mom, Mom, Mom, why did you do that to me? ep316
•Mommies secretly record conversation with a pharmacist about poop ep69
•Mommy Dance ep45
•Mommy definition ep35 part2
•Mommy Dome ep42
•Mommy term first used ep1
•Mommies made death threats ep82
•More Pwesha ep85
•Mushy Purples ep373
•Musical jeans "Animal song" ep125
•Musical jeans " Butthole song" ep126
•Musical jeans "Call me mommy" ep85
•Musical jeans "Chuy Bravo song" ep96
•Musical jeans "Do you like Bbq like I like Bbq?" ep99 and 145
•Musical jeans "Do you wanna fart? Do you really want to fart? Ep304
•Musical jeans "Don't go smelling my farts. Don't go eating my ass" ep275
•Musical jeans "Don't smell my farts/Don't eat my ass" ep159
•Musical jeans "Feef out" ep243
•Musical jeans "Feefo Feefum" ep304
•Musical jeans "Fist song" ep127
•Musical jeans "Get out of my dreams and into my jeans" ep275
•Musical jeans "House of Farts" ep286
•Musical jeans "Hungry Ass" ep234
•Musical jeans "I am in charge. I run the show. They call me Feefo." Ep 304
•Musical jeans "I sharted in Africa" ep354
•Musical jeans "I sharted on the way to Africa" ep353
•Musical jeans "I think. I love you but you are made of dog farts" ep327
•Musical jeans "In a world full of jeans only some are tight. Isnt that crazy. Crazy." Ep330
•Musical jeans "Kentucky song" ep127
•Musical jeans "Love wipes down" ep50
•Musical jeans "Mommy mommy mommy is the best .Daddy Daddy Daddy doesn't know your middle name" ep359
•Musical jeans "Miami Fart Machine" ep289
•Musical jeans "She has tits and she knows how use them. She takes shits and she knows how to duece them? Ep452
•Musical jeans "Shrimp song" ep22 and 98
•Musical jeans "Smurfday song" ep110
•Musical jeans "Squeeze my tits and pull my dick real hard" ep73
•Musical jeans "Tell me how you feel about my fart" ep323
•Musical jeans "Unbreak my farts" ep262
•Musical jeans "we fell in love in a homeless cave or we fell in love with some homeless gays" ep42
•Musical jeans "You can't always shit when you want" ep279
•Musical jeans "Your problems make my dick soft" ep95
•My cunt, my cunt, my cunt uhhhh ep231
•My eyes turn into a telescope when I see your face ep476
•My husband just farted-a game where Tina rolls down the window of her car telling everyone on the street that her husband farted ep55
■N
•Nappy Jew Hair- mommy term for Happy New Year ep92
•Nasty Championship ep431
•Natural Harvest ep50
•News woman falls down whiles squishing grapes and gets the wind knocked out of her. ep234
•"Nigga nice nigga nice nigga nice" ep63
•Niggas hating on meeee ep217
•Never ending wipe ep 36
•No, aint no privvicy ep215
•No such thing as Wednesday ep161
•No talking until January- mommy term for no talking/bothering during football season ep25
■O
•Obama quote "I aint yo bitch nigga get your own god damn fries" 77
•Oi..oi..oil on the road/eye..eye..eye on the road debate ep73
•Oh hi Hitler ep339
•<Massive Fart>Oh my Gosh! Ep141
•Oopsies-mommy term for swets or athletic shorts that are so loose as you walk they slide down and reveal privates ep326
■P
•Pastor Manning "What's wrong with chu? What's wrong with chall? Yah niggas are crazy!" ep212
•Patreon put that shit down ep 344
•Paul F. Tompkins reads the coach Ice script ep48
•Peepee stuck in butter, oh no ep 211
•Personality Championship ep378
•Peter Cane ep 226
•Peter Cane call/interview ep262
•Peter Cane "Friends are the worst" ep231
•Peter Cane "Linked in is helpful" ep 311
•"Please give me cock. Cock. Cola" asian teacher teaching english ep188
•Pleasahh-pleasure ep73
•Plies ep275
•Plies "Critmit time" ep277
•Polyamory "I am going to fluid bond with Jessie and use condoms with Tahl"-Jen ep302
•Polyamory "I am proud to aunounce that I polyamorous and bisexual"-Tahl, ep302
•Polyamory "Megan and I have been together for nearly 3 years now"-Michael ep302
•Poo Pile ep351
•Poop soup mommy term for Christina's special soup that makes you poop ep??
•Poopy kisses-mommy term for fart ep401
•Pooty eye-Bill Cosby's lazy eye ep 52
•Popcorn teeth- yellow teeth ep76
•Pornstar/Hooker math ep300
•Pup play ep346, 370,377,379
•Pup play "Run your finger along the crack of your ass. You dont need to finger your hole. You dont want shit on your finger. Ep377
•Put some respec on my name. (also) Are we finished or are we all done? ep341
■Q
Quiet riot-a silent but deadly fart ep67
■R
•Rain Florence coffee enema ep323
•Rain Florence urine enema ep410
•Real Man book review ep 282-283
•Real Talk-discuss reality shows ep44
•Reason why Yourmomshouse is called Yourmomshouse ep79
•Riding the Bus with My Sister ep471
•Ring sting- the pain on your butthole after taking a dump ep69
•Robin Wright, you must sniffing her butthole when you introduce yourself joke ep203
•Roll tide. Roll tide. ep159
•Rumors, (wisper) I heard you were funny. Joke ep77
■S
•Salome ep 317
•Same shit different toilet ep99
•Same strokes..uh different folks ep278
•Scoop and score-when cum is left on the rim of the girl's/guy's mouth and she/he uses a finger to push the cum into their mouth. ep2
•Scrum-mommy word for taint and butthole ep422, ep428(definition)
•Seriously-mommies are making fun of Jane and Maria ep36
•Shakey Cheese-Kraft parmesan cheese ep36
•Shakey Jeans-Michael J. Fox ep155
•Shane Lee interview ep273
•Shane Lee made a video for mommies "Love comes down" ep286
•Shart week-Shark week ep23
•Shirley-mommy term meaning to over eat ep96
•Shit Blanca ep5
•Shit brick house-brick shithouse ep55
•Shit freckles- freckles morgan freeman and bill cosby have ep58
•Shit hammock, Pat Mcafee ep378
•Shit to shower ep 100
•Show me how those big tits fart ep214
•Shrimpen-biting toe nails ep45
•Sissy of Freemont street ep444
•Sixty Nine on the night before 70th birthday joke ep422
•Skippy vs Jiff peanut butter debate ep289
•Skullet ep373
•Smurfday-Birthday ep110
•Snushi-sushi ep55
•So Major ep 36
•Staló 120 days of Soddum (one of Tom's favorite movies) ep25
•State Droopers ep406
•Stayin Alive homeless guy ep439
•Steve Harvey's-huge white teeth or viniers ep211
•Steven Seagal "I am the king of improve. Forgive my saying so" ep 304
•Steven Seagal "What is the Buddha nature? Ep242
•Stevie "I was going to knock her in the head one day out here beside the garage because she called me uh retarded. I was going to knock her in the head with a claw hammer", "he was the only dad i ever knowd", "thats where i get my name snake because i aint afraid of them","people changes" ep67
•Stevie's aunt " He got a stiff dick", "He had a hard on" ep67
•Stevie's dating profile ep69
•Stevie's girlfriend "when he is on that marijana and wiskey; he gets crazy" ep 67
•"Stick your tongue in my asshole" ep279
•"Succulent Chinese meal"and"Get your hand off my penis" ep 150
•Sup sharry. Sup berry joke ep84
•Sushi waitress scolds mommies for ordering to much food origin ep96
•Synergy-mommy term meaning when a couple burps at the same time ep 347
■T
•T.A.I.N.T. sign language ep381
•Ten or twelve Benydral guy ep418
•"Thank you sir" man has intense sex with MacSF ep164
•The library blocked my password ep489
•The time is now ep315
•The towels can have aids ep271
•Theo(tom's voice) ep106
•Theo's origin and sad story about him ep104
•Theo's name changed to Feefo ep270
•This is your last rondey voo ep12
•Throatzilla ep319
•Throatzilla call ep321
•Tighten up world ep251
•Tits/dick for days ep150
•To make a long story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ep217
•Tom and Berts shaving their chests story ep24
•Tom "I am poly and I'm bi" ep302
•Tom milks tina story ep 57
•Tom prank calls a barber shop ep125
•Tom or Black ep95
•Tom or White ep261
•Tom's brown was so loud and violent that Christina was ready to take him to the hospital story ep42
•Tom's poop in a bag prank story ep54
•Tom's Ruth's Chris baby name joke ep359
•Tom's story about possibly being in a subway commercial ep21
•Tom's story about getting banned from a bank ep 37
•Tom's sup Kane story ep75
•Tom's tourrettes classmate story ep34
•Tom's "What if Mike Tyson raped my sister" joke idea ep251
•Top Dog origin ep 41
•Top Dog booger on elevator story ep42
•Top Dog "Dumb broad" quote ep358
•Top Dog explains how to hit on a bank teller ep63
•Top Dog "Five feet to far" quote ep63
• Top Dog loves Mcdonald's coffee but hates the 2 lane drive thru ep41
•Top Dog "hehehe...Multiple choice" ep 156
•Top Dog shit his pants in Maine with Tom ep62
•Top Dog revisits the Orland airport where he shit his pants before his flight ep134
•Top Dog wipes after a brown with bleach wet wipes ep42
•Top Dog "You need to wipe down" quote ep42
•Top Dog's pick up line "Do you like sweetner or splenda?" ep267
•Top Dog's 1986 brown story ep 49
•Try It Out Guy ep420
•Try It Out Guy interview 1 ep496
•Try It Out Guy interview 2 ep497
•Turds on the ground-Christina overflows a toilet story ep173
■U
•UB40 "Red Red Wine"-Christina hates this song ep62
•Uh retard or uh retarded debate ep67
•Uncle Bill ep276
■V
•Valentimes Day ep36
•Vegan Vigina Guy video of him removing his tooth an licking it ep365
•Vietmom-mommy term for Christina's new Vietnamese mom ep489
•Vitamin Ds-a mommy term for big tits ep234
•Vocal fry ep150 and 277(indepth look)
■W
•Wanna fuck wit me Miemie huh? Ep331
•Water Championship ep347
•Way worser(no clip played on the show, but Christina started saying it. Because she was watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ep41-87) ep?
•We ain't going out like that. This shit should be easy ep12
•"We talking about practice?"(might have been played early in YMH history) ep262
•Webster, "You and George make great daddies, but there is only one mommy" ep158
•Whatcha doing homie? I am taking a shit. ep382
•"What's up with the jeans" Joe rogan quote ep282
•What's your name? What's your pronoun? Ep352
•When you are Puerto Rican you are just Puerto Rican ep49
•Where are the dudes at? story ep 33
•Where are the dudes at? story clarified 35 pt1
•Where are the dudes at? Casey quote ep 36
•Where are the dudes at? Monkeytodd quote ep37
•Where is the cum? Ep336
•Which Braxton are you today? Ep262
•Which is Mike Singletary game ep34
•White bummer-sad movies white people like ep??
•White lightning- mommy term for strong coffee ep222
•Whitney Wisconsin(mommies dont believe she fucks dog) ep322
•Winnipeg Bombing ep172
•Wipegate ep283, official name on ep286
•Would you ever date your mom? I said, I really would Ep371
•Would You Rather all music is "The Heat is On" or all movies are "Sister Act 2 Back in the Habit" Ep34
•Would You Rather be retarded or molested by your grandfather on a farris wheel and get as much funnel cake after ep 333
•Would You Rather gather your whole family and play a video of 10 homless guys/girls mastrabate on your face or your whole family watches you mastrabate to completion ep25
•Would You Rather music- jello pudding remix ep77
■X
■Y
•YKWIS(You Know What I'm Saying) asian girl ep202
•YKWIS counting/competition begins ep153
•YKWIS Half ounce "you know what i am talking about, yeah feel me, yeah nah mean" ep251
•YKWIS Kenyan Martin ep173
•YKWIS Pimp clip ep153
•YKWIS Prison rape clip(first YKWIS clip) ep141
•YKWIS ya know, ya know, ya know, YKWIS ep332
•YMH intro song ep36
•Yoshi's offensive audio drops ep138
•Yorkie sips-mommy term for how Christina drinks water ep352
•You are completely retarded ep483
•You can suck my goat sack punk ep145
•You can try me fat so ep105
•You got any cum in those balls? Ep333
•You jew motherfucker you ep111
•You like uncircumcised guys as I recall. Ep333
•You want 2 dicks in that ass? Just quit debating ep137
•You're like a son to me man ep12
•Your mom's house said by a high homeless man on the show "Cops" ep190
•"You're the man now cum dog" audio drop ep86
■Z
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u/EngagingFears Poo Pile Believer Jun 25 '19
Pinning this because an insane amount of work had to have gone into cataloguing all of this. Very useful to the mommies for finding specific moments in YMH history.
You could've made a huge goodbye post complaining about the podcast but instead left us with this. Living by the words...
I AIN'T GOIN OUT LIKE THAT!
Farewell, /u/Bongo_Pongo. Please don't delete this post anytime soon before we can transfer everything into the database.
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u/KrisJames78 Jun 25 '19
Thank you, couldn't agree more. That's a massive effort and proves a serious investment in the OG Mommies. Well said /u/Bongo_Pongo.
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u/emperorOfTheUniverse Jul 03 '19
This should be a wiki doc or something that people can add/edit/keep up with long-term.
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u/Bongo_Pongo Jun 25 '19
I do have 1 more list it is all of Top Dogs episodes, but I never finished it. Do you mommies want it?
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u/DeeJayEazyDick Jun 25 '19
Yes. Top dog is the best part of this show. I am pining for a new episode with his dad.
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u/Nice_poopbox Jun 25 '19
I would love that. I don't know you but I love you for the giant list you made and your obvious dedication to the mommies. I hope you keep the new pants of your choice high and tight.
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u/pianoyam Jun 25 '19
Yes, please. Thank you for this great list, and please keep your jeans folded nicely somewhere safe... maybe you can try them on once in awhile, for old times' sake. The Main Mommies' jeans have been sagging a bit lately, but I'm hoping these are just growing pains and they'll eventually get a nice belt to keep them back up where they belong. Best wishes... god blesses a ninja...
To anyone reading: I've only been a mommy for about a year... where is the database? I've seen YT clips on the YMH.com site, but am I missing something else?
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u/EngagingFears Poo Pile Believer Jun 25 '19
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u/witzowitz Just glassin' Jun 25 '19
Shout outs to everybody everywhere, doing their thing and stuff like that
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u/VirtualWaffle Jun 25 '19 edited Jun 25 '19
Man, reading this extensive list has really, really made me appreciate the rise of this show and all of the memories, a little emotional even.
I started around 250 or so, and tried listening to a few of the notable older episodes, it really used to be such a blast. Forever grateful to Tom and Christina for some of the bits on this show, what a great thing it was, looking forward to the podcast every week.
Recently, I agree that I have stopped listening. Tom seems unengaged, the show feels less personal, ads are out of control, and I wish that Christina would make a concerted effort to get away from: therapy / psychoanalysis, "EW, OKAY", "as a mother...", etc
I can't remember any new or notable clips, it's all interviews. Guests used to be subjected to an all-out assault of clips and inside jokes, but I don't think this has happened in a while. Just comedy shop-talk.
I understand that comedy can generally have a very short career span once you've "made it" and I do think Tom is smart to tour as much as he is. He is genuinely fantastic live, and some of his 2000+ cap shows must gross 100k a night. He is right to secure the future of his family. Having said that, Louis CK said a while back that it was impossible to be funny in multiple mediums, and working on Louie made his standup dip in quality, and he was depleted, which I see happening in this podcast.
I've switched over to Cumtown for the vibe of friends riffing about silly topics and talking about offensive topics that I can't talk about in daily life.
As one last aside, the fanbase is increasingly unfunny to me, hammers the same fucking jokes over and over again. Intro shit is the worst gag on this podcast in a while. Incoming "someone's mad about the intro being too short". Theogate is insane too, check IG comments if you don't believe me.
And with your post, I've decided I'm out too. I'll check out an episode a month after this year-long tour stops to see if the magic returns.
Thanks a ton for this list OP
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u/SugarShane333 Jun 25 '19
I stopped when they started the McDonald’s bit and having guests talk about serious shit. I miss the guests watching vid after vid of stuff we’ve already seen.
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u/jediwafflez Custom Flair Jeans Jun 27 '19
But what if I told you that McDonalds renewed the sponsorship?
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u/hazeleyedwolff Jun 27 '19
I would ask you if that meant we could start doing less than 10 minutes of commercials/tour dates.
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u/Andruboine Jun 27 '19
Fast forward boom your done, They stopped doing them mid episode for the most part which is when I started listening more.
Each episode is pretty smart now. It’s segmented depending on the fan you are
It’s broken into
Ads,
bits/riffing
Friends/ riffing
Friends interview.
You can literally drop in or out based on what you want out of the episodes. That’s why I prefer it now over other podcasts.
Depending on the mood I’m in I have something I can get out of each episode.
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u/VirtualWaffle Jun 28 '19
cool, every episode is formulaic, totally what I want.
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u/Andruboine Jun 28 '19
Every podcast is formulaic. Stand up is formulaic. Morning radio is formulaic. Music is formulaic. That’s reality. Cool or not.
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u/handleofbone Jun 26 '19
I still have love for YMH, I watch every week, but more and more I'm not finishing episodes. I like the guests, but I miss the videos/old vibes.
I haven't seen much mention of it lately but when Tom and Christina got a deal for that ABC show, they curbed their content a lot. Then this week Christina legitimately got a McDonalds sponsorship/paid promo... jesus christ.
OP made a dope reference library to glass.
I like the Cumboys and I know my retarded simple brain would switch teams as soon as they start doing videos. I basically made this post to support Cumtown, I don't even care too much about hating or loving the mommies.
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u/edwardsamson Jun 27 '19
Thank you for mentioning the intro cringe. Its one of the dumbest inside jokes I've ever seen in a podcast. It shows how truly bad the fanbase for this podcast can be with how they KEEP PUSHING IT even now after over a month. Its not funny. Its not something I want as a fan of the podcast. I want short-no intro. I don't get the joke. It shows how things are way too echo chambery, tribal, inside-jokey. They have 2.5-3 hour podcasts but it seems like half of that time is spent on repetitive uninteresting shit such as ads (that aren't really bits or funny ads like some podcasts), re-used video/sound clips, tour announcements (with cringe city names re-used over and over and over), and discussion on things they've discussed many times already (intro length).
I do like the TikTok crazies + anything Josh Potter recently, though.
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u/VirtualWaffle Jun 28 '19
The whole fanbase is just cringe. Everyone acts like a retard on public platforms and then says "joke's on you, I was only acting retarded" while appearing like a retard to everyone else.
It's been worse as YMH and Segura have gotten bigger on reddit and the Rick and Morty strain of fans have integrated
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u/depressioncherryyy Jun 25 '19
A fellow cum boy! Wassup?
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u/Adolf_Titler6969 Jun 26 '19
Wasnt sure there was any crossover. Hello friend.
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u/depressioncherryyy Jun 26 '19
I usually get shamed for liking CumTown.
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u/HerbTwister Jun 26 '19
You should. Cum town fucking blows. It ruined my life by giving me a father incest fetish
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u/Starforth Jun 27 '19
Yes the long intro joke is getting so fucking old like it was funny the first time and that's it they're really gonna do it every episode now
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u/VirtualWaffle Jun 28 '19
It's like a small child that gets their first laugh and tags the joke over and over and over again
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Jun 25 '19
I want to eat the “you are completely retarded” girl’s ass.
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u/Bongo_Pongo Jun 25 '19
Sounds like hardcore fun
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u/Fo-realz Jun 26 '19
I've only been listening for a year now...and they're my favorite podcast by a longshit. After diving into some of their older episodes, seems like it's getting better to me. Interesting to look at this reddit and see some OG mommies missing the older episodes.
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u/Master_Vicen Jun 25 '19
Wow this is ironic because I just started watching now and I'm liking most of the new eps. From what I can gather from the comments, it's gotten more formal and focuses too much on guests instead of just jokes and clips? I don't really care, but I can see how that might be disappointing to suddenly have something you like change.
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u/lituus Jun 25 '19
Pretty much, yeah. And just less new stuff introduced week to week, more re-showing the old stuff for guests many times over.
It's still pretty solid and one of my favorites, but not like my far and away favorite anymore. I go days now before I listen to the new weeks ep, where in the past I'd listen to it at the first opportunity
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u/SugarShane333 Jun 25 '19
I used to be so excited for Friday’s to watch the new eps. Now it’s like my last resort.
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Jun 26 '19
Same here, I used to watch eps as soon as they dropped now it's like "oh yeah, ymh came out a few days ago".
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u/straight_to_10_jfc Jul 01 '19
You need to rewind to episode 333 and before to get the pure cocaine mommy era... This money grab bullshit today is like 99% baking soda
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Jun 26 '19
It's like when Metallica came out with the Black album. They lost all their good hardcore fans, but gained a ton more lame douche fans, it all worked out in the end.
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u/igotabadbadbite Just like the Gays Jun 27 '19
As a hard fuckin core fan of 80's/Cliff Burton era Metallica, I can say that even though I like the first three records the absolute best, they still have a few gems here and there and from the 90's and 00's. And I appreciate slick stuff that has happened like Robert Trujillo joining and them doing a record with Lou Reed. I try to keep my attitude towards the pomcast similar.
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u/FetchMyBeer Jun 25 '19
Care to elaborate exactly on how the show has changed to your dismay? Im with you but am still curious!
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u/fartspatula Jun 25 '19
I’m curious too. I’m not a super long time listener (maybe 18 mo or more) but I got fatigued too. All the changes they’ve made have been a turnoff. I also never listen to tour dates; we’re all fans, we know where to find them, I don’t need constant reminders. I skip several minutes in, if I watch at all. Wondering what turned you off too.
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u/Nice_poopbox Jun 25 '19
I can't speak for OP but a common complaint (and mine) is that since they went to the new studio they changed the format. It used to be just them watching videos and making jokes and occasionally there would be a guest and it was a special treat. Now there's a guest every week and it just breaks the show up, it's not as good. A couple weeks ago there was no guest and I was so happy, it was a great episode. Some of the guests are funny, but I just miss the old way. I'm not bailing on the main mommies, but I kinda can't blaim anybody who does. It's not the same.
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u/Whiskeyno Jun 25 '19
It feels like it's gotten cleaner, to me. I liked it more when it was filthy. But I'm not bailing, there have been ups and downs before and they always figure it out.
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u/Bellyheart Jun 25 '19
Self promotion is key for success. No matter the level it helps tremendously. I wouldn’t have checked the site if they didn’t advertise dates. Locally the dates aren’t really advertised since everyone seems to use the internet now.
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u/Esleeezy Jun 25 '19
Idk? I don’t really listen anymore. It used to be about the farts, about the cum dumps, the retards, and big words. It used to be about making fun of each other and kissing my pussy. KISS IT! It was about if I had any cum in my balls, BIKES, sup Kane’s, and choosing being retarded or getting molested by your grandpa. Now I hear hours of them having some r-word on the show and having them react to the shit I’ve heard before rather than just dropping sound clips. I’d rather them just drop clips to make fun of the guests. I don’t want to hear about their boyfriends, bad relationships, fears, dreams, or any of that shit. I just want what’s funny. I get it, they’re trying to appeal to a wider audience and I’m glad they’re making money. I know they can’t make a lot of money by putting out stuff like the old stuff and that’s why I’m not mad. Tom and Christine can keep doing their thing and stuff like that but I will just pop in every once in a while now. I can always just listen to the old episodes. The last few months have just been a bad bite (except when they had the guest that were legit mommies). I’ve recently restarted the TMP, still listen to Burr when he’s not going too far off the deep end, uncle Joey when he has a cool guest, and really like Andrew Santinos whiskey ginger. It just feels like you are not my son anymore.
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u/SendNachos412 Jun 25 '19
Great work jeans , shit has not been the same for me personally since they made celebrity guests a weekly thing but whatever I’m just rolling with it thank you for the list fuck u did good
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u/Adolf_Titler6969 Jun 26 '19
Goodbye friend. I hope you come back. Love love love love love. Also, you make me turn into a telescope .
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u/ConfusedGuy3260 Jun 26 '19
I haven't been listening nearly as long as this guy but I have definitely found myself enjoying the episodes less and less. It's hard to enjoy a podcast when the first 15-20 minutes are ads with ad breaks during the show too.
And I don't hate Christina she can be funny at times, but between shutting down Tom's video clips and random topics she makes the show boring. And her trying to be a therapist to guests and Tom is weird
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Jun 26 '19
Christina has completely ruined the show for me. She just shuts everything down.
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u/Jorymo Jun 26 '19
She'll complain about "SJWs" getting offended too easily and immediately dive into "as a mother-"
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u/Trail-of-Beers Jun 26 '19
You forgot episode 505 - Theo Von
What a time to quit the show.
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u/scrambled_nutz Jul 01 '19
When Tom got pissed off about that last clip with Krissy and Theo is when I checked out. The face he had was straight up serial killer.
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u/Number-1Dad Jun 25 '19
Just to keep this comment section a tiny bit less sad, I'm a relatively new listener to the podcast. About two months or so I found it after having been a fan of Tim for a while. I have watched all of the recent episodes and had many laughs before going through the old stuff. I will admit that I'm laughing harder at the older stuff, but I still really enjoy the new episodes as well. Maybe because I'm not used to the higher quality episodes the old mommies are, so everything just seems like more new stuff to me. Goodbye jeans, new mommies will fill the gap until you return if you decide to return. If not best of luck out there!
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Jun 28 '19
You’ve got the benefit of first seeing the polished version, and looking back to see the casual chat the show used to be. To a lot of us, though, we saw it go from being a casual shoot-the-shit unapologetic hangout to being a polished corporate interview show. It’s sort of the opposite of what drew many of us in.
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u/ObieDobie Jun 25 '19
Been listening since episode 10 or something, since "Wheres the dude's at?", which is like the first running joke of the podcast. I listened because of Tommy and Tina and their fantastic chemistry. Now there's guest or multiple per episode and the episodes are like 4 hours long. 4hours with guests I dont give a shit about, at least not in this show. I'm something like 20 episodes behind at the moment and it's getting harder and harder trying go back to my mommies. My jeans are loosening, im starting to wipe up and I never found out where the dudes are at. Im genuinely sad about the way the show has changed. :(
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u/fd40 Jun 28 '19
i think a lot of people really dont see it from the perspective of this being their job. they have kids and a career that exists in a bubble that can burst. you dont get pension plans etc being a comic. you have to earn enough while you can to ENSURE you and your family will always have enough money. and who here wouldnt want to keep pushing their career.
if one of us had a podcast and had the chance to interview really big names, i bet we'd jump at the chance and probably be a bit starstruck and go easy on them. anyone who has a job working for a big corporation is selling out far more than these guys. at least they are CREATING content and not just consuming other peoples then complaining while selling people overpriced insurance etc
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u/claster73 Jul 03 '19
Been listening since the mid 200’s. I still listen most weeks due to being in a profession that drives a lot. It used to be my first listen every Wednesday but more and more it’s become “i get to it when i get to it if i get to it at all” I really miss the clips, running jokes, and the mommies just generally bull shitting. It feels more like a more juvenile rogan than what they had before. Still good. Still love the mommies but i wish they would get away from so many interviews and get back to bad bites, cum on my Face, crazy locs, vegan vaginas, dad boners, and moose soup.
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u/YouthInAsia4 Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19
I really dont get what has changed. I dont like to see them kissing the guests ass but whens theres a good guest its great and the past couple episodes have been really good. Nice list though
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u/Andruboine Jun 27 '19
Yea same, I guess I’m the only one that thinks it’s better. Ha. I hated the mid episode ads but they’ve curbed that from what I can tell.
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u/YouthInAsia4 Jun 27 '19
I think people gets nostalgia goggles on with media. After a podcast/show has a legendary era sometimes is they cant top it immediately, but the groove their in this month is probably one of their best and old fans are just blinded to it. Still doing those ads in the past couple eps but i just skip through, doesnt bother me at all
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u/Andruboine Jun 27 '19
Yea people want change but get mad when people change too haha we are weird.
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Jun 29 '19
I appreciate the list of all the funny shit. But I find it really pathetic how people have to announce that they are not watching/listened to whatever show anymore.
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u/Pale_Titties_Rule Jul 01 '19
agreed, awesome list but, why the huge dramatic announcement? just top listening.
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Jun 26 '19
Yeah. I'm in the same boat, but maybe for different reasons. Christina has really been getting on my nerves. She always has to be right, always overdoes the "stop I can't watch this, I have kids" thing, she brings up that she's Hungarian every 15 seconds. I just can't stand her anymore. Used to love her, but I'd love to see a standalone Tom podcast where it's just him and a guest.
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u/ScheminRieman Big Words Jun 26 '19
Sorry to see you go, but if this is what you're leaving us with then I love watching you leave <3
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u/LovingComrade Jun 28 '19
I’m not ready to quit them yet, but they have went downhill in about the last year and a half. It feels overproduced to me. When podcasts stop feeling less like a podcast and more like a YouTube show I tend to lose interest.
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u/TheDogOnTop Jun 25 '19
they completely sold out to the influences around them (hollywood people)
tina got a taste of the rich life, she loves the mansion life etc, can't blame her its probably great.
someone should really just start ripping the mommies house and take out the adds and just have the part in the beginning of the show where they banter between each other and take away the rest, around 30 minutes per episode and call it "realmomshousepodcast" :)
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u/gdiogo Jul 03 '19
I noticed that as well, its a underlying elitism that shows a lot lately with Christina specially. Also the constant psychobabble gets old.
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Jun 25 '19
I agree. Ever since they got the new studio it has changed and not for the better. It's boring and annoying to watch now.
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u/biscuitsboi for realz doe Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19
you guys are doin' good! for reals doe. bye jeans
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Jun 27 '19
It's a podcast not a lifestyle d00dalina. Thank fuck theogate is over. Gj anyways. bara pa papa
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u/krakenskulls_ Jul 03 '19
I just texted my buddy about this the other night, saying it isn't as funny with all of the interviews. Luckily I have tons of old episodes that I've never watched. I always go back and finish the new episodes but they're not the best. I am LIVING for The Honey Dew, man. I do love these catalogued lists! I feel your sentiments, OP. Thanks, mommy.
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u/intenspence Jul 03 '19
Not sure why but I was excited by the promo clip for the new Bert/Tom podcast, but cringed at the promo for christina's new one... guess I'm a sexist jean
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u/NoMustard24 Custom Flair Jeans Jul 01 '19
Dang bro. This goes deep. I'm listening to it for the third time again and the first 300 episodes were truly special. Pandora app has them starting from episode #56. Thanks for the love man. It will be sad to see you go.
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u/Jordan311R Jul 02 '19
Holy crap you’ve listened to every episode twice, and are now listening to them all again in full for a 3rd time?
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u/NoMustard24 Custom Flair Jeans Jul 03 '19
Yeah man. I have a lot of time at work to listen to the mommies. I can honestly say that the first 300 were better because they went hard fucking core. Use the Pandora app. It let's you go back up to episode 56#
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Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 26 '19
I think that two of the things that keep me cumming back are now a.) Josh Potter (la cucaracha) and b.) Christina discovering r-word TikTok. I've said this for years, TikTok is great, you just need to find it by going down a rabbit hole. But it's funny because they're living vicariously through Josh Potter as the dirtbags they used to be (when they started the show). That's also not a knock against Tom and Chris, it's just a way of life. When you're not a starving artist, you're not on the brink of insanity trying to say anything just to make it work. Like your career depends on these jokes being funny, say whatever, who cares, you're fighting a losing battle. But once you break through and make it, then it's hard to have that same "idgaf attitude".
Also TikTok is great because it's brand new material from mentally unstable people who we all (in some way or another) know someone like that. Where we want to be friends with that person, but then they start masturbating in public and then we remember why we blocked them in the first place.
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u/lucasjhinton Nov 20 '21
This person literally didn’t post but one time after this 😂 did op die and decide to sign off as a listener just before?
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u/hockeyjmac Jun 25 '19
Bye Hitler!