r/worldnewsvideo Plenty 🩺🧬💜 Jun 18 '22

Feel-Good 😊 Trying to get Robert Irwin’s number

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u/ExcitementOrdinary95 Jun 18 '22

What a Chad. No phone, must slide into DMs. They definitely banged

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u/Scotsman007 Jun 18 '22

If she is from Utah the most they did was soak

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u/Assmar Jun 18 '22

soak

internet search query "soak slang"

Goddamned stupid kids.

or

"... they're all like that. You wanna get laid you gotta get yourself a Protestant. Jew is good."

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u/usernameforthemasses Jun 18 '22

Yeah, I had to look it up also, because I'm from a differently theocratic part of the US and never heard of it. And agree, goddamn stupid. Even dry humping makes more sense.

Maybe it's not a religious thing at all, maybe they're just lazy. shrugs

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u/Assmar Jun 18 '22

If it's Utah, it's probably religious, and probably done through a hole in the sheet or with special underpants

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u/usernameforthemasses Jun 18 '22

Your comment immediately made me picture Spongebob, "I got my special soaking underpants on!"