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News Report 🌏 The weather isn’t the thing that has him heated

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Dude is walking like a child that just got in trouble with a full diaper

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u/SmellConnoisseur Mar 06 '22

He hired security for da booty. Securabooty

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Securitas? More like Securedatass

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u/KnightHood31 Mar 07 '22

Security breach

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Saw something he liked? He did the double take, stutter, and look back followed by a deep breath. 😂

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u/PotBoozeNKink Mar 07 '22

More like saw something he didn't know was possible. That is an unnatural amount of booty.

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u/ramenrami22 Mar 07 '22

its called gay panic. as a gay person, gosh its so surreal when a person just walks past u and u feel full body reactions cuz they are just so....hot/cute/amazing

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u/HanSolo_Cup Mar 07 '22

Sorry to be that guy, but that's not what gay panic means https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense

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u/furious-fungus Mar 07 '22 edited Mar 07 '22

That's the most theologic right wing American law I've ever seen.

Imagine singing up a law like this. Morons.

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u/HanSolo_Cup Mar 07 '22

It's not actually a law, per se. It's more of a BS legal tactic to try to claim something akin to temporary insanity.

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u/furious-fungus Mar 07 '22

Yeah, words, I'm not a native speaker :P

It actually stems from this "condition"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_panic

It's no longer recognized as an actual thing, still holds up in the most conservative courts I guess.

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u/HellexJ Mar 07 '22

There’s different meanings to the same phrases

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u/HanSolo_Cup Mar 07 '22

¯_(ツ)_/¯ that's a new one on me

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u/afraidofbugz Mar 07 '22

I've definitely heard of gay panic being used in the way above. Usually in memes. The use you stated I've only seen stated as the gay panic defence in full. So overall fairly anecdotal evidence on my half but I thought it might be worth mentioning. I think the gay panic defence is lesser known though overall.

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u/HanSolo_Cup Mar 07 '22

Yeah, I did some googling and I see what they were saying. I just have only ever heard it in the legal defense context.

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u/ramenrami22 Mar 07 '22

yep. TIL the gay panic defense. i always thot it only had the cute meaning

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u/reddiculed Mar 07 '22

Wow it’s really not what it means. Or wait… maybe its a fight, freeze or flight thing in which case could be both.

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u/HanSolo_Cup Mar 07 '22

Yeah, it's both. I just hadn't ever heard it used in the slang context

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u/reddiculed Mar 07 '22

cool. Low blow to homophobes lol.

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u/randomstranger38 Mar 07 '22

boy bye, not every gay man reacts the same lol

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u/ramenrami22 Mar 07 '22

oh haha really? i rly thot every gay person js had that moment at least once in their life

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u/jemidiah Mar 07 '22

What you described is just standard physical attraction. The underwhelming majority of the population (gay, straight, whatever) has such moments from time to time.

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u/PotBoozeNKink Mar 07 '22

Idk, pretty sure I'd have the same reaction, even if it was a dog

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Mar 07 '22

Projecting much?

There’s no context for that. Its just a double take while talking about the weather. The camera man probably pointed or tossed his or her own neck around.

Edit: autocorrect

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u/SirYosh Mar 06 '22

Shakira would like to have a word

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u/Glutrot Mar 07 '22

The booty dude is Frankie Lapenna if anyone's wondering.

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u/H3ntai-with-Senpai Mar 07 '22

But does he have an OnlyFans?

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u/PotBoozeNKink Mar 07 '22

How do you know this?

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u/Glutrot Mar 07 '22

He has a very...recognizable booty.

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u/MossAnvil Mar 07 '22

This is my town 😭 they’ve done it like three times now and it’s only getting more regular Usually it’s a clip of him getting paid money to have his ass slapped

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Hahaha I’ve seen one of those vids here on Reddit.

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u/imdatingurdadben Mar 10 '22

How do I find the clips?! I can’t find them on YouTube at all

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u/youngarnie Mar 06 '22

What's this audio from?

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u/apittsburghoriginal Mar 06 '22

Part of the soundtrack from the movie Annihilation. It’s a great cosmic horror type of movie if that’s your thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Just hearing that music after watching that movie makes anything anxiety. I hate cancer movies like the fountain and annihilation

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u/International_Ad4022 Mar 07 '22

Cancer, its cancer. You know how fucking long it took me to understand that movie until five minutes in with my friend who I SWORE this movie was a mind fuck, only for him to say not even five minutes in “cancer, the movies an metaphor for cancer”

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u/apittsburghoriginal Mar 07 '22

It can have more than one meaning though, it doesn’t have to solely be about cancer

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u/know_what_I_think Mar 06 '22

What the fuck happened to our timline.

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u/game_asylum Mar 06 '22

Rare Ben Shapiro sighting in the wild

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u/keestie Mar 07 '22

Too tall for Pen Sharpie.

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u/Loiro45 Mar 06 '22

Dat ass fat tho

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u/organicbabykale1 Mar 07 '22

It’s fake

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u/atz513v2 Mar 07 '22

We know buddy.we don’t care.

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u/keestie Mar 07 '22

Haters will say...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Bonk!

Take two, Steve. And focus!

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u/PharmWench Mar 07 '22

That is not real. Surely those are implants!

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u/Thia_suzieUzi Mar 06 '22

He's famous for that butt right? Looks familiar lol

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u/junjunsay Mar 07 '22

It's like he took a deep breath and accepted the outcome

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u/GingsWife Mar 07 '22

Where's this from omg

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u/aquaman67 Mar 07 '22

He must workout.

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u/Simple-Dragonfly-425 Mar 07 '22

Bruh what the dump truck is that?

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u/Yodeling-Duck Mar 07 '22

What's the music from?

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u/NotHalfGood78 Mar 07 '22

People might say this is fake, and maybe it is, but I have actually known a man with these proportions. These measurements can exist in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

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u/chochinator Mar 07 '22

Olympic cyclists

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u/AlexAegis Mar 07 '22

Thats not just a bakery but the entire baking industry

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u/kcdaberoni Mar 07 '22

Why does this dude care so much lmao that’s the funniest part

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

I need to know the story about this guy! I remember a video of another dude with a similar trunk getting pulled out by security at the airport. Can't possibly a coincidence, eh?

Also why tf is he running like a young Arthur Spooner, plus having security consort??

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u/Absbor Europe 🌍 Mar 08 '22

I wonder when this news boi is taking the moment, instead of dreaming?

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u/No_Hat2792 Jun 09 '22

The reporter hated himself for looking