r/ufc • u/Agreeable-Rub2319 • 1d ago

He doesn't even try ! Straight 10-7's

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Why is he so good at trash talk 😭🤣

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u/BRiNk9 1d ago

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

Sincerely hope he pulls a Khabib: “let’s talk now”. Can’t wait to see him straight up maul and discipline ddp.

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u/katfat1 1d ago

Hopefully khamzat can discipline himself and make weight

Hopefully he wont catch a cold

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u/TillFar6524 23h ago

Khamzat the dad seemed different in attitude than Khamzat the best friend of Darren Till.

Hopefully a healthier life is in his future

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

Agreed. And Hopefully he won’t catch a murder case when he faces ddp

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u/katfat1 1d ago

He wont dont worry, his jaw can handle it, khamzat immune system cant

(Khamzat even for his fight against rob needed extra time to make weight - and funny bc we talk about discipline)

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u/Os2099 1d ago

All this for khamzat to be -250 😂

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u/katfat1 1d ago

Who cares , odds are one thing,fight is another🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/Os2099 1d ago

Yeah the point is khamzat would be the clear favourite, which goes against the Reddit narrative.

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u/katfat1 1d ago

Never cared about any narrative🤷‍♂️

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

Ah thank goodness. Khamzat by Legalized murder, it is 🙏🏿 hopefully ddp’s immune system and overall skeletal structure doesn’t deplete/break as hard as his fan’s ego afterwards

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u/Mammoth_Ferret_1772 1d ago

Jeeze man, what do you gain from deep throating that hard?

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

Almost as corny as ddp’s jokes, you’re almost there young one, try again!

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u/ZakariusMMA 12h ago

You the corny one

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u/Hot-Care7556 1d ago

Bruh your comeback game needs work. It's so clunky lol

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u/katfat1 1d ago

Nahh man ,ddp via plot armor, if khamzat beats the cold that is

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

We shall see! Hopefully ddp’s tears and snot doesn’t make its way into Khamzat’s system so he can humble another one-hit wonder within the calendar year

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u/katfat1 1d ago

No worries man dont have to be all worked about it 🤧

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

Oh it’s ok, I’ll be very good with the outcome, just hope khamzat doesn’t sneeze too hard on ddp after he mauls him. I hate when folks add insult (and snot) to injury 😢

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u/AggravatingGrade755 1d ago

Seems unlikely unless Chimaev can pull of another fluke his last fight

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u/Affectionate-Bed2738 12h ago

he needs to worry abt not catching a cold first mate

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u/Due_Juggernaut_8699 4h ago

Ahhahahaahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha you hit a nerve with these lot alhamdullah I know you guys don’t like that alhamdullah he will smash your boy

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u/Gastricwarrior 1d ago

Khamzat shoots for a double and just put in a kimura lmao Ddp by plot armor

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u/No-Cup-1110 19h ago

Lol at thinking DDPs plot armour can overcome Russian Muslim plot armour 

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u/ConstantOk4102 11h ago

They don’t have plot armor. Just a culture of hard work and commitment to the sport.

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u/milflover291 1d ago

You are easily impressed

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u/7isoldenough 1d ago

Ddp will win over khamzat

Only at the press

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u/Exciting_Damage_2001 1d ago

I think DDP going to loose every fight and he wins in an awkwardly devastating fashion most of the time.

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u/skrattatr 15h ago

He fights so dumb it makes me laugh but also a little sad when he wins

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u/Exciting_Damage_2001 5h ago

A piece of me died when he beat Rob

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u/Cup_Check_Official 1d ago

i think he has a good chance of winning in the cage too

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u/Mysterious_Two_8548 1d ago

I think he’s the only one who has a shot at Khamzat

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u/Butt_Bucket 1d ago

I think that's the fight I'm most excited for. Khamzat seems unstoppable, but DDP wants that smoke and just refuses to lose. Can't wait.

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u/PierrotSeraphim 14h ago

I'm interested to see what izzy can do. Even vettori actually, fuck it.

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u/Asthenia5 1d ago

I like the matchup and am rooting for DDP, simply because "ultra-masculine scary mountain man" would have to live with the idea that a man who kissed another man, beat their ass.

DDP will probably loose, but he will 10-8 the press conference.

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u/systemsruminator 1d ago

thats a great point u made lmao.

Never thought about it like that.

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u/Ok-Persimmon-7021 6h ago

simply because "ultra-masculine scary mountain man" would have to live with the idea that a man who kissed another man, beat their ass.

most sane redditor

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u/Proper_Fig_832 1d ago

Now i want DDp to win soooo much more just to get Daghestani dudes scared of getting beat by kiss guy

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u/Expensive_loyalty_88 1d ago

That's a corny ass joke.

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u/ComfortableBright570 1d ago

Am I the only one who thinks DDP’s trash talk is over rated? I mean he’s aiteee but defo not top 5 of all time like some ppl say

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u/Pristine_Accident451 1d ago

Tbf he does just follow narratives or other people’s jokes but they usually work

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u/ComfortableBright570 1d ago

I guess his trash talk is super effective but I don’t think it’s particularly too funny or witty imo.

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u/DysthymicDaredeviL 1d ago

I mean he triggered Izzy and Strickland and made them cry. That's pretty much unprecedented. He can definitely at least get Khamzat angry, but I don't know if that's a good thing... Angry Khamzat seems like a different beast.

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u/CometChip 1d ago

they’re 2 of the most emotional men on the roster, izzy making cryptic instagram posts whenever a comment triggers him and sean cries on twitter nearly everyday, not really surprised

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u/Waste_Quantity2088 1d ago

Yes but they never cried publicly before DDP so it's def saying something.

"Are you going to take your servants with you?" has to be the craziest sleeper knockout line of the year

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u/RedNeyo 10h ago

No jon takes the first 3 spots of the most emotional mma fighter

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u/Electronic_d0cter 1d ago

Substance over style. He's made 2 world champions literally cry and then beat their ass. No one else has done that

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u/Curious-Look6042 1d ago

More about timing and delivery for him

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u/supershotpower 1d ago

He very good at making Hard men cry… dude knows how to push buttons and get under other people skin like no other..

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u/Pure_Engineering6423 1d ago

DDP has the most basic trash talk. It works because everyone in UFC is extremely sensitive but it really is just a simple jab.

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u/ConstantOk4102 11h ago

Share some good trash talk with the rest of us. What would your opening line be against any of DDPs recent opponents?

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u/MarlonShakespeare2AD 1d ago

DDP needs to get through round one

He does that I think he wins

But round one Kham is tough

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u/Fantastic-Change-672 1d ago

He's great because he's so quick. He just picks the lowest hanging fruit and gets his joke in there immediately and when they struggle and try harder and harder to get at him he can keep poking and poking. It's a tactic blue collar men normally have to develop in male dominated fields.

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u/ek8ti 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah. That’s only a 10-7 if he uses proper punctuation. He’s stating the opposite of what he’s trying to say and is either too lazy/stupid to know it. I’m scoring this 10-9 Khamzat because DDP swung and missed on this one.

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u/JBlendz757 1d ago

Here fishy fishy fishy

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u/katfat1 1d ago

🤧🤒

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u/JBlendz757 1d ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Zanewowza 1d ago

Honestly ain’t even that good, the original comment was way colder than the response

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u/brwnwzrd 1d ago

Chimaev wins by submission within 2 rounds

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 1d ago

Enjoy these Twitter wins.

Cause chimav bout to dog walk DDP inside of 2.5 rounds. 

BOOK IT!!!!

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u/Puzzled_Ad_3072 1d ago

That's... Not Twitter...

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u/brwnwzrd 1d ago

Who the hell cares if it’s Twitter or not

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 1d ago

Ohh wow Instagram. Fuck my ass and call me Sally old man got his socials wrong. 

I know in 2024 mixing up Twitter and ig is a Capitol offense. 

They going to lock my ass up before the day ends. 

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u/katfat1 1d ago

🤧🤒

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u/Over_Dose101 1d ago

Bros spamming the same emojis everywhere

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u/thekidgotgame 1d ago

Lmaoo let em cope, they need it badly

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u/katfat1 1d ago

Did it in like 2 comments, might wanna delete that

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u/McSmokeyDaPot 1d ago

Exactly 2 comments too many

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u/Illustrious-Shock551 1d ago

What's the over under DDP makes Chimaev cry at the presser

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u/vivi9090 1d ago

Why did he have to throw shade at Khamzat about something a random troll posted?

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u/AdorableCarpenter563 1d ago

Potential fight building up hype

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u/Revolutionary_Box569 1d ago

Is being a high school bully the best base for MMA?

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u/Sea_Ad7315 1d ago

ddp only kisses male sharks on the mouth

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u/Draks_Tempest 23h ago

DDP by common cold

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u/rkilla47 23h ago

Love me some ddp hope he beats the shit out of Strickland and then drunken fighting his way to a ko over khamzat

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u/BasicDope 22h ago

Great fight cringe trash talk.

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 20h ago

DDP is gonna get murked. Borz don’t play……

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u/Pahlevun 6h ago

That was a 10-7? Is this where we call it DPP glazing? That was a 10-7?

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u/Morfmemes 1d ago

DDP has no chill😅

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u/_makoccino_ 19h ago

Straight 10-7's

You must be Howie Booth with that scoring lol

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u/gcbofficial 1d ago

Dricus talks like how he imagines the cool mean kid would talk. Feels so forced and stereotypical. Guy hasn’t spent much time around shit talkers and it shows.

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u/skrattatr 15h ago

He spends all his time around shit talkers and it shows

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u/venum_GTG 1d ago

bro is tryna talk shit but it's not even a fact lmao if he wanna talk shit he minus well use an actual fact. DDP would get fucked up in that fight