r/touhou Patchouli Knowledge 7d ago

OC: Video If your favorite Touhou character was pie-slapped by Marisa, how would she react?

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u/Gelo68 Patchouli Knowledge 7d ago

Marisa would be pie-slapped a million times lol

Anyways, I’m making a Touhou fanfic, which I wanna turn into manga. It’s about a mystery in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Marisa and Patchouli are missing, and the mansion is in chaos!! Reimu Hakurei joins in to investigate but her sentiments get in the way and her retaliation against the gatekeeper, Hong Meiling, caused some conflict between Reimu herself and the residents, hindering the progress of the investigation. The mystery is centered around a mysterious grimoire that the residents know about, but are unwilling to disclose what they know with Reimu.

I wonder if it’s best for my workflow and viewers if I should make the manga the same sketchy watercolor art style like my current one? Maybe I’ll post it scene by scene (probably 3-8 pages, depending on the flow) instead of chapter-by-chapter so that I can post this daily or maybe every two to five days :)

P.S. I’m probably not gonna finish the fanfic for a few years lol, it’s so freaking long, but I could draw manga for a short story I made!! I’m just wondering if sketchy watercolor would be ok

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u/Tim_M355 Making a touhou fangame 7d ago

Sounds epic, you should follow your artistic vision. Watercolor sounds fine to me, but I am big noob in art so take that as you will :P

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 7d ago

The sketchy watercolor look would be distinct!

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u/santas_delibird Hata no Kokoro enjoyer 7d ago

I can make her face right now

-_-‘

Her mask will show her either shocked then probably say something like “Is this the feeling of surprise?”.

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u/Tim_M355 Making a touhou fangame 7d ago

Marisa dies in 4.23 seconds (RIP so sad)

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 7d ago

What do you mean eosd remake

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u/Fiendman132 7d ago

It means he's having an epic psychotic breakdown

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u/Tim_M355 Making a touhou fangame 7d ago

Yes actually, I just checked the ECL instruction table for EoSD and I think I'm getting braincancer

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u/Tim_M355 Making a touhou fangame 7d ago

I'm remaking EoSD in Unity, I have made a few posts on the matter which you can find on my profile. I'd post link but that's probably advertising so I won't :/

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u/Aj2W0rK Justice for the Fortune Teller 7d ago

Marisa giving Patchouli a Massive Creampie

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u/Yashraj- 7d ago

PEAK

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u/How_about_lasagna 7d ago

"unyu?"

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u/AnGeRy-GrApE Utsuho Reiuji 7d ago

Okuu would likely just eat it tbf

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u/TheLaysOriginal Marisa Kirisame 7d ago

Well Marisa must be stupid if she'd pie slap herself

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u/Yashraj- 7d ago

If she cloned her self or her future self pie slapped her then

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u/FullAd8201 7d ago

Yukari probably gonna gap her to the sun, lol.

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u/Free-Mistake-3035 7d ago

Koishi. First of all, Marisa can't. Second of all, she doesn't care at the slightest, just continue to do whatever she is doing.

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u/Derk_Mage 7d ago

Smirky and smug Marisa

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u/RaphaelLumoria 7d ago

Yuuka .... well was nice knowing marisa I guess.

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u/ceres014 green eyed beast 7d ago

Marisa herself and her entire bloodline forever cursed to live in a constant state of misery and paranoia (deserved)

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u/CharaSquadron1 Yuyuko Saigyouji 7d ago

Yuyuko would just eat it.

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u/Nelrene Patchouli's wife 7d ago

Before it hits her face. She just opens her mouth and food flies in.

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u/VegetableAd6564 Yuuma's Husband 7d ago

Yuuma already ate the pie

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u/Hesotate Hecatia Lapislazuli 7d ago

Hecatia almost sent Sanae to literal Hell for insulting her shirt. Words cannot express the pain Marisa would be in for.

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u/A_Sus In dire need of drum's lap and headpat 7d ago

ba dum tss

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u/shadowbringer 7d ago

Mima: Marisa, the sandal.

Marisa begs for mercy

Mima: Don't make me go get it.

Marisa gets the sandal and gives it to Mima

Mima spanks Marisa's ass until she's sobbing

then pie-slaps Marisa

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u/DrPibIsBack Sakuya Izayoi 7d ago

Mima with the chancla. Is this why she's not in Touhou anymore? Simply too powerful?

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u/Valdish 7d ago

Reimu would say "mima is never coming back"

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u/IvanRojasX5 I still can't complete the stage 1 :zun: 7d ago

She would be stuck in time for a while while pulling a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and then, she will face the Trial of the Myriad Pies on Her Face!

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u/RandomPerson295 RP295 7d ago

Nue would retaliate much harder as she is literally a prankster.

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u/Leather_Ad6528 Major Arcanum on Ao3 7d ago

War Command: Doll's War

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u/averagejoe2005 Suwako Moriya 7d ago

multiple nights of scheming to one-up her id think. or just spawn a bunch of frogs in her house. or elevating the ground under her house enough to where getting inside is a struggle

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u/Optimus_00 7d ago

Okuu would eat said pie

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u/FlimsySeesaw9796 Cirno 7d ago

Froze her

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u/BinglesPraise Border Between Love and Hate 7d ago

Even if Marisa does it to her, Shingrix Komachi doesn't care

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u/Long-Income-1775 eye sisters 7d ago

she would dodge it

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u/pokemondudepoopyork Wriggle Nightbug 7d ago

Misumaru would probably be either annoyed for why she got pie-slapped, or just unknowingly confused.

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u/windy025 7d ago

Let's see. Momiji would first wipe off cream from her eyes, give marisa a stern predator gaze. And then try to cut her in a million pieces.

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u/l_live_in_your_waIIs 7d ago

The pie would replace her head.

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u/DuplicatedName Has to Say Something 7d ago

She would take whatever is left of the pie and slap Marisa with it.

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u/Milki0803 7d ago

Alice would probably expected it and dodges out of reflex considering how close they are

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u/Spoon_Elemental Honk honk 7d ago

She's getting a lecture from a perturbed hermit.

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u/HongMeiIing Red Beautiful Bell 7d ago

She's getting punted to the next mountain

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u/EmBrient Marisa Kirisame fangirl 7d ago

marisa intentionally hitting herself with a pie

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u/DrPibIsBack Sakuya Izayoi 7d ago

I think Remilia is having witch sashimi for dinner tonight. RIP bozo.

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u/Stunning_Musician_27 7d ago

The Pie Would Likely Be Gapped And Marisa will get the Pie Slapped instead of Yukari

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u/Creative_Salt9288 Shion's poorest hobo💸💸💸 7d ago

Considering Shion

maybe she'd expected it, but doesn't act unsurprised, more of being more melancholy

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u/thegoldenguest778 Yukkuri Marisa :yukkurimarisa: 7d ago

Depends on the character, either the pie would be frozen in a block of ice, or maybe the other character would, well, beat the hell out of Marisa with a fishing rod made of Gooboo's prosthetic wings

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u/AntonioBarbarian Fujiwara no Mokou + Kogasa Tatara + Sekibanki 7d ago

Either cooked Marisa, a counter-pie-slapped, or she's gonna find a hidden head on her house.

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u/Clean-Celebration21 Alien and Magician forever 7d ago

Wonder how Marisa could pie-slap herself…

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u/TieflingAnarchist Kanako Yasaka 7d ago

Yuuka.....Oh dear

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u/HowDyaDu Rumia 7d ago

:P

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u/Your_Averagekurd911 Lily white > Cirno 7d ago

Lily would either cry or lick it off and laugh

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u/ERROR404-YouDied 7d ago

Cirno? Hmmm...

"Hey, I can't see!"

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u/Top_Ad8724 7d ago

Satori would ultra instinct dodge.

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u/roomyamyam Rumia 7d ago

Eat the pie, and depending oh how slow Marisa’s reflexes are, a few fingers.

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u/FantasticDog7338 Orange 7d ago

She would never pie slap Yukari. But if she tried, Yukari would use her gap power to make Maris backfire. Flandre would SMASH.

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u/The_Trap_Fatale666 7d ago

My favorite character is Yuuka, so i can say that nothing will remain of Marisa's body to be buried of she did that to Yuuka.

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u/gunmunz Big Bird Best Bird 6d ago

okuu klaxon and that's how Fallout: Gensokyo started.

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u/Anoreydanny 6d ago

Surprisingly, Kogasa would not be surprised.

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u/BjujuWU Miyoi Okunoda 6d ago

Miyoi would probably make her drunk so she sees the abominable youkais, or hire her to clean and tidy at the Geidontei..
Thats my girl right there

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u/Misha_MHL 6d ago

The Flower Tank tank would have shot at her instantly

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 Watatsuki no Yorihime 5d ago

May other gods have mercy on her I suppose, because she won't.

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u/AGE-1EL AGE-1 Gundam In Gensokyo 39m ago

Reimu will get her back in her own way.

Daiyousei will cry until Reimu cheers her up.

Remilia will use her powers to uno reverse.

Sakuya will put an end to this idiot.

If she hit me, we'll let's see how she'll like being put on Axis.