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u/Aenigmatrix Nov 08 '24
I bet she named her Tomei.
Illustrator is Suwaneko.
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u/ClintExpress Reimu Spamurei: Miko of 汚い 危険きつい Jobs Nov 08 '24
Does that mean the father is George Costanza?
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u/birb-of-radiation Wanna adopt Okuu Nov 08 '24
"Reimu in this is so wholesome, I hope the artist won't make her a terrible person!"
"Oh."
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u/Major_Eggplant5037 Nov 08 '24
I fear to ask but... How bad?...
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u/Ambitious-Most-9245 Nov 08 '24
whos the father?
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u/DiosilX42 Yet another Tanuki Nov 08 '24
✨️Magic!
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u/SonicGTR Remilia Scarlet Nov 08 '24
💊 Eirin's shady new drug!
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u/DiosilX42 Yet another Tanuki Nov 08 '24
🍄The Forest's Mysterious Shrooms
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u/Turn_AX Nov 08 '24
Templates like this are forbidden.
Edit: I was reading the Manga that the Quote came from and got a Tails Jumpscare.
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u/GrumpyKoopa Remilia Scarlet Nov 09 '24
🎶Beware the Forest Mushrooms🎵
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u/Blackhero9696 One of the few redheads Nov 09 '24
Dammit, beat me to it.
Just gonna drop this ancient thing here.
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u/Petritant Nov 08 '24
She stole the baby
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u/Lyncario The goddess of Hell is the best mom Nov 08 '24
With the powers of science and magic, choose your ship.
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u/treehatshrimp Nov 08 '24
Mysterious mushroom
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u/MrInformationSeeker Nov 08 '24
It reminds me of that time when I watched a c*rsed hentai. Pls don't do that, I'm still traumatized by that one.
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u/Burukyu Kogasa's one and only husband | Kogasa my beloved Nov 08 '24
Rinnosuke and giant mushroom men...?
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u/MrInformationSeeker Nov 09 '24
nah, It was about a horse who talked like a bast*rd and then started f*cking a woman.
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u/Burukyu Kogasa's one and only husband | Kogasa my beloved Nov 09 '24
Oh, that makes sense. Wait... It doesn't!
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u/adevaleev Shanhai Shanhai Shanhai Shanhai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai... Nov 08 '24
"He can be in this very room! It could be me, it could be you, it could even-"
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u/Material-Sun-5784 Nov 08 '24
Absolutely not a geneticist here. Because the child hair is clearer than Marisa’s, it means that the father has white hair meaning it’s Rinnosuke.
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u/kingalbert2 Aunn Komano Nov 08 '24
so that makes the baby quarter yokai
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u/Material-Sun-5784 Nov 08 '24
Yeah rethinking about that I think it’s a bad idea to give the baby to Reimu… her instinct could switch on at any moment.
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u/Darkbeetlebot Anarcho-Buddhism Nov 08 '24
genetics necessitates that the other person is blonde.
Who else in touhou is blonde?
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u/ChubboWhale Nov 08 '24
Alice? Flandre? Joon?
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u/Darkbeetlebot Anarcho-Buddhism Nov 08 '24
We now have four possible candidates.
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u/ChubboWhale Nov 08 '24
Rumia, Yukari Yakumo, Mike Goutokuji, Junko, Ran Yakumo, Roronoa Zoro, Clownpiece, Gengetsu, Rin Satsuki, Mugetsu… I could keep going.
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u/Louis_Pigcasso Nov 08 '24
Who is her husband?
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u/ravatos626 Nov 09 '24
Some random guy she dated off screen and just never botherd to mention or make reimu and the others meet until they got married
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u/SosvanBurito3000 Nov 09 '24
Holy heavens, Kirisame Mariko looks cute.
Hope Marisa would be a good parent to her child.
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u/Iron_Man5253 Nov 13 '24
Marisa's hubby? Definitely Morichika, since he took care of her when she was a baby.
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u/shininglauren yet another phantom musician Nov 08 '24
I can so picture Marisa and Reimu babysitting each other's kids. Like this is peak best friendship. Wholesome af