r/touhou • u/HEINDX-005 • Jun 11 '24
Fanfiction Touhou enjoyer had too much free time NSFW
How long does this even take to make?
Tagged as book discussion because I thought it would be funny
I can change it if it’s that bad
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u/Mudkiper555 Reimu Hakurei’s Husband Jun 11 '24
I’m sorry, is that slightly over half a million words?
I respect the commitment, though
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Honestly though, still updating too and this recording is oldish so who knows how long it is
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u/Idiotaddictedto2Hou Konngara's #1 Fan Jun 11 '24
A few major edits and it's longer than fucking Les Misérables, and it's already about 70k longer than The Court of Monte Cristo...
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u/ShionHinanawi Jun 11 '24
SKATEBOARDING TAG HELL YEA 😜🤪😎😎🛹🛹🛹🛼🤘🆒🆒SHRED ON THEM YOUKAI TITTIES
Yuyuko/Yukari/Reader is cool too
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24 edited Jun 11 '24
Shred on them youkai titties is not something I though I would hear today
But I’m glad I did
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Jun 11 '24
Light work no reaction, I've seen worse on ao3. Def garbage like the rest of them as well (referring to the fics with a billion tags)
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Lmao. Honestly, I went and read a single chapter, the one with Mokou.
I skipped all the sex and was left with a fairly interesting story. Weird I know
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Jun 11 '24
Nah fr? That's actually crazy ngl
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Yeah I’m fr. There was a relatively cool Mokou Kaguya fight scene, and then there was a very funny section where some Touhou character went to the real world for some reason. I forgot why but it was pretty enjoyable would recommend tbh.
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Jun 11 '24
Nah fr this is crazy 💀 I'll give it a shot
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Tell me what you think, want to know if I’m just insane. It’s organized by game and stage so it’s not too bad to find the chapter I’m talking about (there’s a lot)
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Jun 11 '24
That mokou vs kaguya chapter was actually low key Fire, idk how it is but it just is man, the fight scenes were cool
This guy knows how to write, like he got bars. Especially in the real world part of the chapter "Pray you don't get found anywhere near a school wearing such intimidating clothes" this made me cackle
It's actually pretty good, you're not tweaking
Also the US got no chance against the lunarians, those princesses gonna stomp them
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Ah that great, I knew I wasn’t crazy. Good to get it fact checked 👍
He’s a good writer, just likes to write about sex. A LOT about sex
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u/dedede48 Jun 11 '24
Sauce?
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Title/Author at start of video, website is Archive of Our Own. You can just search the title to find it, it’s top result.
To get the the chapter I happened to read: It’s a collection of works organized by game, go to the Imperishable Night work, chapter 9
Some outdated references, but it’s a couple years old.
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u/General_Urist Nov 11 '24
Wow. Does, like, every chapter go off on a long and wacky tangent like that before the smut happens?
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u/No_Distribution_5843 Jun 11 '24
"I've seen worse.."
Mind Elaborating? I'm interested NGL
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Jun 11 '24
I've already deleted the memory of the fic from my mind, I only know whether it's worse than what I've seen or better (almost always better)
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u/GrilledChese44 Jun 11 '24
No it's not one thing, this guy does separate fics split into each game, they're fairly good quality.
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u/ArcticHarpSeal Marisa Kirisame Jun 11 '24
"im not tagging all 6 permutations of prismrivercest"
one of the tags of all time
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Im absolutely loving this website for how authors always put the silliest tags.
There are so many funny tags that only 1 work uses, as the author just made a tag up lol.
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u/Apocalypse_Fudgeball Ashen One Jun 11 '24
all 6 permutations
So, asking this out of legitimate mathematical curiosity, does that mean that Merlin X Lunasa is different from Lunasa X Merlin? Is this a top vs bottom thing?
Also, Layla just crying in the corner over not even being considered a Touhou character.
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u/Xxn00bslayerxX39 Convicted War Criminal Jun 11 '24
It’s almost the size of the goddamn Bible.
Still pales to the loud house fanfic.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
That makes 2 people that said that, 3 including my friend. He said something about it including entire scripts for the show which is kind of adding a lot of extra unoriginal text.
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u/Xxn00bslayerxX39 Convicted War Criminal Jun 11 '24
Yeah, but writing 20x as long as the Bible has to be some sort of record.
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u/DrunkenCoward Flammable Hobo Jun 11 '24
I know the author, am friends with him.
He also sent me this post because of how honored he is.
I knew when I started writing mine I should have gone into a shit posting direction.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Haha, tell him I enjoyed the extra stage chapter with Mokou. Except the sex parts. He may remember I left a comment saying something about that a little bit ago…
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u/DrunkenCoward Flammable Hobo Jun 11 '24
I did tell him that.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Nice! Also I find the flammable hobo title just perfect for Mokou, I love it.
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u/DrunkenCoward Flammable Hobo Jun 11 '24
Thanks a bunch!
I'm thinking about also sharing some of my smutfucs on here. Though I don't write anywhere near as much as that fic.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Fair enough, writing that much seems… challenging. Anyways, I’m not really into reading things such as these, I found this while looking for Mokou and Kaguya fights, and this one had one of if not the best ones, so I’m glad I found it.
I’m here for the violence, not the ship. Something about them being immortal makes me enjoy the fight more.
If you have anything you want to share though I will be happy to read it, although if it’s super lengthy I may not read the whole thing (even if it’s not >half a million words)
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u/DrunkenCoward Flammable Hobo Jun 11 '24
I don't really write fights, I usually write mental confrontations. I do have one story about Mokou and Kaguya, but it is very lewd and borderline illegal.
It's not too long either. 4 chapters, each about 4000 words.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Yeah I’ll be cool to check that out. Borderline illegal? Sounds great let’s read it.
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u/DrunkenCoward Flammable Hobo Jun 11 '24
In that case.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33725161/chapters/83824207
I'd love to hear your thoughts!
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Ahhh 3AM good time to read, give me a little bit to finish it. I’ll say what I think completely honest when I’m done if that’s fine
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u/Rowmacnezumi Fairy (Normal) Jun 11 '24
Hey, I know that series!
It's not one work, it's a series of works, and it's exactly what it says on the tin.
As far as smut goes, it's really good. As long as you're into aggressive lesbian futanari, that is, as that makes up about 90% of the series.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Haha good to hear it’s as advertised I suppose.
I actually read one chapter, the one with Mokou in Imperishable Night, and it was very good (although I skipped all the sex which only made up half the story maybe less in that one)
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u/Rowmacnezumi Fairy (Normal) Jun 11 '24
Yeah that one was fucking gold. He cooked with that one, I legit cried.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Ahh you should read the Mokou chapter and not read the sex, it had a cool fight and it was funny, give it a shot.
(This is literally the only part of it I have read so I can’t really speak for the whole thing, I just liked that part)
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u/darkdraggy3 Jun 11 '24
Not even an entire million? It still needs time to grow
No really, there are fanfics out there with bigger word counts. Hell there are webnovels with bigger word counts (ORV has 1.2-1.3 million apparently, and its peak fiction). Although having good writting at above half a million is sign of talent and more than anything else dedication.
If you count slop, there are some fanfiction over 30 million words
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u/Techno757 Designated Touhou Pervert Jun 11 '24
Absolutely pales in comparison to the loud house fanfic.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
It’s funny this is the first thing my friend said when I showed him this as well
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u/NapBes Jun 11 '24
To be fair the Loud House fic straight up just copy pastes stuff from other works, meanwhile this is made out of the pure hands of a mad man (I presume)
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u/RoamerB To The Heavens! Jun 11 '24
Just in case anyone is looking for a link to this amazeballs series:
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u/Greybeard_21 Jun 11 '24
I normally don't go for fanfic, but that TAG collection makes me interested ;)
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Who wouldn’t be interested lol. It has any tag you could every ask for and more lmao
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u/Derk_Mage Jun 11 '24
This is 5/7 of the bible.
Now tell me, when was this made, is it ongoing and is it even well written?
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
It is so ongoing (550k words now), a person has said it’s good, I read one chapter (with Mokou) and it had a good fight scene and was funny. Not sure when made, it’s probably been a while though
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u/Smooth-Calendar-5411 Jun 11 '24
Sauce?
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Based
It’s in the video tho…
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u/Smooth-Calendar-5411 Jun 11 '24
But what's the site?
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
I forgot hold on let me google the name (going into private mode again)
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u/UnknownTheGreat1981 Yuyuko's Personal Chef Jun 11 '24
Mate cooked too much that it burned the kitchen
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u/Suspicious-Bar1083 Seija Kijin Jun 11 '24
And note that this still isn’t the longest fanfic out there. For the record, the longest I know of is some Loud House fanfic that I heard is 15 million words
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Yeah I’ve heard.
Still insane dedication though
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u/Suspicious-Bar1083 Seija Kijin Jun 11 '24
That I can’t deny (not that I was trying to, for the record)
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u/Yuna_Lubi I love not thinking! Jun 11 '24
I would say that imperfect metamorphosis is even more ridiculous at almost 1 million words, but then I saw the title of the story.
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u/A_Sus In dire need of drum's lap and headpat Jun 11 '24
They only use characters up to TH13.
What a coward Safe!
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u/RoamerB To The Heavens! Jun 11 '24
Give it time, eventually they'll cover past that! And despite its absurd premise, it's definitely one of the better fics around.
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u/PuzzarianIdeal Ideal Draconia Jun 11 '24
I know (and am friends with) the guy who wrote this series, so if you got shit to ask him drop them here at my comment
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Oh that’s great. He seemed very responsive to comments on his work, which is nice.
But an extra question I have, what’s the inspiration behind this?
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u/PuzzarianIdeal Ideal Draconia Jun 11 '24
from the author:
“the inspiration was the scenario for an nsfw touhou 7 roleplay i did which was essentially the same exact thing but in rp. the letty whiterock, chen, and alice margatroid chapters in that fic are essentially taken from that fic with the protags of the stages swapped around, there is even prose in the alice's house part copypasted from the rp (my writing so no plagirism)”
“and also a touhou 15 roleplay which is as of now not started yet”
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Interesting! I really like his writing style, it’s very nice. Also, just from the comment he responded to on Archive of Our Own and what you quoted here, he seems like a cool person to know. Just based of choice of words, I can’t really know for sure.
Also I love how he specifies there was no plagiarism involved lol
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u/DrPibIsBack Sakuya Izayoi Jun 11 '24
This is a collection of shorter stories, right? It's not one long narrative? Please tell me it's not one long narrative.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Hmmmm. Well he does have each work separated by game, but it’s all part of the same thing. I don’t know everything because I only read 1 chapter.
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u/RoamerB To The Heavens! Jun 11 '24
Each game has its own fic, on average around 40k words each for the finished ones, though there's some outliers, like IN and SA being in the 90k realm and and StB being a mere 20k. Still, I'd say all of them are well worth the read.
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u/uneek80 Jun 11 '24
This shit giving me some morbid curiosity right now
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Just go for it! Apparently it’s good, according to some random Reddit users. I read a single chapter, the final chapter of the Imperishable Night section, and I thought it was pretty good. Although I skipped the sex. Which may ruin half the point. Hmmmmmmmm. Give it a read if you’re curious I suppose.
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u/wvwvvvwvwvvwvwv Jun 11 '24
That's 6000 more words than Les Miserables
Fucking how??
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u/RoamerB To The Heavens! Jun 11 '24
And it's not even finished! At the moment it's 550k, but I imagine the remaining Windows games alone could push it to a mil...
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u/Turn_AX Jun 11 '24
I scroll down a bit and there are 4 NSFW posts right at the top.
This is a well and truly outjerked moment.
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u/The_Katze_is_real My friend is literally Marisa Jun 11 '24
Touhou fans when they find out Touhou Project isnt about porn 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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u/SilvarusLupus .-. pǝddᴉlɟ uǝǝq ǝʌ,I 'dlǝH Jun 11 '24
As someone that wrote a 64k word fic this year and have already written 60k~ words for its sequel, I get it (yes it was also touhou)
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Wow, that quite a lot. What kind of material do you write? Similar to this guy?
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u/SilvarusLupus .-. pǝddᴉlɟ uǝǝq ǝʌ,I 'dlǝH Jun 11 '24
I don't write smut lmao (just not my thing) I like writing fluff and angst. My current brainrot is momomegu (momoyo x megumu) and that's what I've been writting, I only started posting this year though. Here's my Ao3 page: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SilvarusLupus
(Also I don't post multichapter fics until I write my final word in my google doc, so I won't be posting my sequel fic for a long ass time lol)
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Ah I see, I may try reading one of your works to see what I think, but unfortunately I don’t really know anything about either Momoyo or Megumu. Just looked up what they looked like and I don’t even recognize them. I’m not super crazy into Touhou, so I don’t know all the characters too well.
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u/SilvarusLupus .-. pǝddᴉlɟ uǝǝq ǝʌ,I 'dlǝH Jun 11 '24
Understandable, they're both from Touhou 18 so are super late in the series lol
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u/Plasmy271 Jun 11 '24
Im in the same discord server he's in.
While I don't read their works, there is a surprising amount of serious lore discussions and how he can integrate them into the fics.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
Huh that’s interesting. Although I suppose that if he is willing to put so much effort into writing it, he’s willing to put in the effort to make it good content.
Also discord link perhaps? Somewhat interested.
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u/Plasmy271 Jun 12 '24
Unfortunately, I can't really provide the link.
It's discord only and usually friends of friends can only rlly get in.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 12 '24
Oh, alright that makes sense.
Well, uhh, I’ll simply become a friend of a friend it’s that simple.
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Jun 11 '24
Just to let y'all know, this is not one story but a series and AO3 let's you put multiple stories in one series.
The stories are still something though
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u/Light-pal239 Rin Kaenbyou Jun 12 '24
what the hell did I just see...
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 12 '24
I will say this time and time again: Dedication
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u/Light-pal239 Rin Kaenbyou Jun 12 '24
....did you see below?
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 12 '24
Ah, you lost me, I don’t know what you’re referencing sorry
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u/Sheftyy Jun 12 '24
For reference the bible has 783,137 words It might surpass the bible in word count soon enough
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u/RoamerB To The Heavens! Jun 14 '24
Update: today there's a new chapter in the Soku fic. It's short, but sweet. All that's left are the three finales before DS and GFW can start.
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u/Alternative_Name_949 Jun 11 '24
He had many ideas and wanted to tell them, nothing wrong with that. It's literally a book.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
It’s literally more than 5 books.
But yes I agree
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u/Alternative_Name_949 Jun 11 '24
Seems like my standard for a short story differs from the broad understanding of it xD When I write a story, I easily reach 100.000 words. To me, The Neverending Story was a short story, I could (have) read it in one session if I had had the time to do so.
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u/HEINDX-005 Jun 11 '24
I see, that interesting. I wonder how many words I consider a story. Although I read all the time, I don’t really have an idea in terms of word count.
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u/Alternative_Name_949 Jun 11 '24
Similar here but if the book is heavy enough to hurt you when you drop it on your foot, it's long. Or, a lot.
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u/Alternative_Name_949 Jun 11 '24
I looked it up and there are 14k words more now to it. The person who wrote it has several more stories like that, each dedicated to one game, but this behemoth is all games at once.
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