r/touhou • u/celloh234 • May 16 '23
Miscellaneous This is like my favourite touhou thing ever.
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u/Krosssu Yurify May 16 '23 edited May 16 '23
Btw
Q: Can I marry Marisa?
ZUN: "Japanese in general can't say no, but NO."
ZUN cockblocked us all
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u/ed1749 Mononobe no Futo May 16 '23
Bro literally went "All these other anime creators have no spine, I do."
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u/TWNW Yukari's Railroad Museum curator (unpaid) May 16 '23
Virgin japenis obsessed with 2D
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Chad saviour of Japanese demographics, father of two children, Jun'ya Ota.
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u/Dichromatic_Fumo DiPP Label Girl May 16 '23
theyre pretty much his children , what makes you think he WONT ? xD
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u/Fuzzy-Spread9720 Never play the game but I like the porn May 16 '23
...I actually have a dream about going to gensokyo once.
I was drown.
Thanks, Murasa.
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u/dominothebeanboi May 16 '23
Don’t forget to seek medical help.
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u/gameboy1001 how to get unbanned from touhou discord wait this isn't google Jun 24 '23
Is this another language?
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u/atadofpoop Sekibanki May 16 '23
oh crap that reminds me of that dream where i saw patchouli pointing a gun to my head and telling me to find some lost books for her then i woke up
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u/TheXenomorphian IM Enthusiast May 17 '23
Well get going she tasked you and gave you a pretty clear warning what would happen if you don't
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u/yoshikage_kawajiri Yorihime's Husband/Lunarian Master Race May 16 '23 edited May 16 '23
I just 6 days ago had a dream where Yorihime and I were married and she was in labor in the hospital and being operated on by the flex tape guy. I wish I never woke up from it, now I'm cursed with the fact that my wife and daughter won't ever be mine.
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u/Pika_zap May 16 '23
To show the power of flex tape...
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May 16 '23
No no no no no no no no no no no no
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u/2c_o_otaku_fedido May 16 '23
I OPENED YORIHIME'S WOMB IN HALF!
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u/Glum-Pineapple-485 May 16 '23
That reminded me of that Wakasagihime copypasta
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May 16 '23
Which one(& please don't tell me it's just an edit of the Vaporeon one.)
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u/Glum-Pineapple-485 May 16 '23
The one were someone marries the feesh and impregnates her and one they when they are having breakfest the guy betrays feesh by stabing her in the abdomen and taking out the eggs of their unborn children to then eat them as feesh watches in horror unable to scream before slowly dying
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u/TheXenomorphian IM Enthusiast May 17 '23
I'm guessing it was a C-section and Phil Swift was gonna seal it back up with Flex Tape?
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u/yoshikage_kawajiri Yorihime's Husband/Lunarian Master Race May 17 '23
You're right about the C-section but surprisingly, no flex tape.
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u/TheXenomorphian IM Enthusiast May 17 '23
I presume then that Dr. Swift must have arrived at work using a helicopter put together using only flex products
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u/yoshikage_kawajiri Yorihime's Husband/Lunarian Master Race May 17 '23
I can only speculate that is how he got there as by the time we arrived he was already ready and waiting despite the fact we arrived unprompted. Phil Swift can see the future?
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u/Cosmic_Rival There is no PC-98 May 16 '23
ZUN: Creates character who gets called crazy for seeing Gensokyo in her dreams.
Q: I see Gensokyo in my dreams.
ZUN: Get some help lmao.
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u/Dr_coom Sukusuk May 16 '23
I'm pretty sure you'd be a case study for SEVERAL different professions regardless of dreams
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u/Zealousideal-Ad8340 May 16 '23 edited May 16 '23
Recently I also got a dream about Gensokyo in the past, then go to modern, featuring Hakurei grandmatriarch, Reimu, Marisa, Mima. Basically it had same theme as Osana Reimu but less tear-jerking and more bitterness. Had to fill some plot vacancy but it got good story.
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u/Heat_Hydra V1 from Ultrakill (Alt Account) May 16 '23
My dream was about making fun of Yukari in the outside world at a train station in Kyoto, then found myself in Gensokyo.
Plead Yukari in the Hakurei Shrine but she told me to wait for a month here before she made a decision to take me back.
I woke up without seeing myself leaving Gensokyo.
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u/Charsovia #1 KBFAA fan May 16 '23
Tbh from the first two paragraphs at least, I could see potential on a pretty good plot of someone making fun of Yukari in the outside world, resulting her sending them into Gensokyo as some sort of punishment with her telling them to wait a month.
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u/UniqueCarob143 Afraid of Rin Satsuki May 16 '23
Definitely something she'd do.
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u/Charsovia #1 KBFAA fan May 16 '23
“I’ll be seeing you again in a month and then let’s see how much yo still wanna make fun of me” - Yukari probably
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u/UniqueCarob143 Afraid of Rin Satsuki May 16 '23
Damn gap hag.
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u/Charsovia #1 KBFAA fan May 17 '23
“Whatever, why bother continuing this when you will just become Rumia’s lunch anyways” gaps herself away -Yukari Probably
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u/UniqueCarob143 Afraid of Rin Satsuki May 17 '23
At least I'm actually smart enough to come up with a comeback rather than having to resort to sending people to another world.
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u/Charsovia #1 KBFAA fan May 17 '23
It seems like there are no traces of Yukari around the area anymore
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u/Heat_Hydra V1 from Ultrakill (Alt Account) May 17 '23
If the story progresses its gonna end immediately, because I would jump off a cliff or let a youkai eat me.
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u/The_H509 May 16 '23
The only dream related to Touhou I had was yesterday.
Where I proceeded to pat/ruffle Ran's hair.
Never before did I feel such disappointment over a dream ending.
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u/celloh234 May 16 '23
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u/NZPIEFACE I ship IbaraKasen May 16 '23
Link is fucked.
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u/Mau752005 May 16 '23 edited May 16 '23
I had a dream where me and Chris Evans organized a revolution(don't even ask the details, it was literally something like going by boat through the artic and then since there were 2 millions of us we just ran in their general direction and they couldn't stop us, area 51 raid style)and overthrew Putin by breaking his iphone, which caused him to lose his social media presence so I became president instead, but realised I have no idea whatsoever on how to administer a country, so we went to play basketball and then 2 girls that were doing Reimu and Marisa cosplays appeared and challenged us for the position, absolutely destroyed us since they were ballin' like no one else ever had and then started to rule the whole place
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I wish there was a sub where you could hear more stuff like this, the sleeping mind really does come up with the best ideas
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u/Ember_Without_Name Sekibanki May 16 '23
Had one of my college dreams recently
Byakuren was a professor
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u/Glum-Pineapple-485 May 16 '23
I once had a dream that lasted a week inside my head and almost lost hope of returning but everything happened in the span of 6 hours of real time
anyways everything was Yukari's fault as the dream ended when i got sucked up in one of her gaps
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u/NMyster21 May 16 '23
My only Touhou dream involved Ran. She was being hammered into the ground like a stake for some reason, and then after enough hits she eventually just keeled over. The dream ended shortly after that. It's the only part I can remember of that dream with certainty. There were other parts of the dream that I know I had, but for some reason Ran being repeatedly hit with a hammer, being driven into the ground was the only thing I remember. Pretty infuriating. The human brain is an asshole.
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u/CandidateParticular5 May 16 '23
I remember dreaming idk when happened but it basically started like a normal battle against Asriel in storyshift, until suddenly cirno interrupted asriel by Just pushing him aside in the middle of his monologue and taking his spot in battle for a while until he does the same, with this process repeating itself for aleast 3 times until they come with an agreement for both fight you at the same time
Oh yeah, and everytime one of them pushed themselfs aside, their song gets interrupted until it plays a remix using the 2 songs.
undertale and touhou fan here btw, probably made it up.
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u/Rintohsakabooty Evil Eye Sigma May 16 '23
I had a dream about taking Utsuho for a walk in Makai. Then shinki blew up the whole area and I woke up in the evening 😱
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u/IsiriPudireach May 16 '23
Had three dreams with Touhou characters.
Two were otherwise nomal dreams but had Yukari at the edge of my perception. When I tried to focus on her I immediately woke up and was fully alert.
The third there was a fair going on in my hometown and I was being an idiot riding in a shopping cart pushed by a friend that I think I remember being an oni. (My dreams generally use faceless filler characters whose only description is my opinion on them) Then something happened and Marisa was trying to scam me out of some Dream Stones that you could get at the fair. Reimu was walking around in the distance.
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u/JoHamza Alice Margatroid (PC-98) May 16 '23 edited May 16 '23
I got really shy dreamy meiling dancing around me yesternight
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u/Dichromatic_Fumo DiPP Label Girl May 16 '23
its actually insane when touhou elements become part of your dream . its surreal in a sense and it makes you want to wake up—
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u/TheDarnRobotShinji May 16 '23
Reimu beating the crap out of the dreamer: "ALL OF IT NOW!"
Or at least that's what I would imagine it going
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u/Sufficient-Tea-8216 i am nuclear bomb powered💥 May 16 '23
I saw maxmani in my dreams and we went to makai
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u/BiggestBobOfficial Marisa IRL but a guy May 18 '23
I had a dream last night where a secret character was announced for Touhou 19. The character? Saul Fucking Goodman. I’m not kidding.
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u/celloh234 May 19 '23
Hey im saul goodman. Did you know you had rights? The spell card rules say so
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u/dreaming-ghost May 16 '23
I once met Yukari in a dream. She said something that screwed with my mind so hard I woke up and immediately forgot it.
Pretty sure that was actually Yukari.
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u/UniqueCarob143 Afraid of Rin Satsuki May 16 '23
My favorite moment is when he drew Yuyuko with ridiculously big tits as a joke. It was fucking hilarious.
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u/TheXenomorphian IM Enthusiast May 17 '23
My only Touhou related dream was that I dreamt I woke up and walked downstairs to get ready for school, remembered that I didn't have school and was prepared to relax in my house by myself and I found a thick Novel labelled 'Imperfect Metamorphosis' which is my favourite Touhou fanfic that's still ongoing, and for some reason my reaction was really realistic and genuine of "what the fuck no way, this can't be rea- how is this in my house?!?" I picked it up opened the first page and read the text, it was literally just the story in book form.
My next thought was okay wait this doesn't make sense the story isn't finished yet, besides its a Touhou fanfic how would the author getaway with publishing a book form of it in spite of those two things (and then I started wondering how the hell he found my address because I mean I assumed he sent me a copy because he knew I was a big fan but I never even told him what country I was from). I flipped through the pages and realized, somehow it was the entire full story like parts that weren't even uploaded yet were uploaded and it had an ending and everything.
Notably it also had illustrations like Two Thousand Leagues Under the Sea and Scott Westerfeld's Leviathan had but in an art style more in line with touhou manga art.
I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth, It was a perfect day I had all the time I could want and I was literally just randomly given the entire book form of one of my favourite stories, hell yeah. However like I do with anything I really look forward to I got too excited and decided I must get settled in properly, so I went to pour myself a nice ice filled cup of coca-cola, got some chips, snuggled into my bed, adjusted the pillows to get comfy. And was just about to start reading it from Chapter 79 (where the story would continue next)
When my long-lost cat who had disappeared for 2 years (who I actually saw IRL outside briefly the day after my birthday which would have been 2 days ago from when I had the dream) walked in and again I had a really realistic reaction of "Fuck the book my boy's back!" and I walked over to pet him as he started rolling around like usual.
Then I woke up feeling supremely disappointed I got to read neither the Touhou novel nor pet my long lost cat
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