r/technicallythetruth • u/Heroinfluenzer • Oct 15 '24

Then how does it feel with short hair?

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u/Accomplished_Crew779 Oct 15 '24

When it's really short you can feel it growing. If you get quiet enough you can hear it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

I usually buzz down with a #2 guide and when I get high I rub my head and it feels like velour. 

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u/kecvtc Oct 15 '24

I tried both and I can say that while with long hair I was like damn I'm so fucking high and I'm a boy with long hair, with short hair it was kinda more like damn I'm so fucking high and I'm a boy with short hair

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u/Apprehensive-Cut9959 Oct 15 '24

r/noshitsherlock

I know its a joke you are making but i have to.

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u/raskholnikov Oct 15 '24

I'm a boy with long hair and I do smoke weed and when I smoke weed I'm also a boy with long hair

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u/Level-Pizza5943 Oct 15 '24

question is: does your hair know that it is long ?

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 15 '24

Does a fart know that it’s old?

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u/Kayzokun Oct 15 '24

Im a male with long hair, and I can confirm that, when high I would whore myself for a can of Pringles. I love my hair, too, btw.

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u/mxheyyy Oct 15 '24

I have can of Pringles laying around, if you want

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u/Kayzokun Oct 15 '24

That’s really sweet, but I’m not high right now, but thank you!

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u/mxheyyy Oct 15 '24

Ah. I gave it my best shot

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24

Do you smoke often and I can have a can of Pringles for you? I think I can. I just am stoned and wanted to see how many times I could say can in that sentence but tbh would say it was a fail…2?!! Ugh hahahaha

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u/Nightnight1020 Oct 15 '24

he typing that while cooked

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u/zhaDeth Oct 15 '24

can confirm

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24

Too stoned, cannot confirm the confirmation

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u/PaleontologistIcy534 Oct 16 '24

Too too stoned stoned, cannot confirm the thing, I’m too stoned for this fuck

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u/movgkfr Oct 16 '24

I always forget I have hair when it's short

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

"Damn im so fucking high and im a boy with short hair"

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u/MqAbillion Oct 16 '24

As both a long and short-haired smoker, I’d say the weed mattered more

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u/AdvantageFit1833 Oct 16 '24

Short or long, it's juvenile

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u/Garden_Aria Oct 16 '24

Why does it sound so nice?

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u/NeanesisLs Oct 16 '24

Same, with less hairs. And since they are shorter you can hear them growing 👌

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u/Inappropriate_Ad7940 Oct 27 '24

It feels like damn I'm not even high like someone else smoked my weed or something smh.

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u/farquuaad44 Nov 02 '24

Damn i smoke AND i have long hair but ive never thought about that before, what am i doing with my life man

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u/gmen385 Oct 15 '24

smoking weed when you're writing the laziest post on ttt must be like damn i'm so fucking high and im writing the laziest post on ttt