r/technicallythetruth Oct 14 '24

Removed - Not Technically The Truth Well sometimes. I am not in highschool anymore

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u/BleedingRaindrops Oct 14 '24

7+5=12

22+3=25

13+7=20

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u/Old-Fishing-3817 Oct 14 '24

tru, just gotta check if you know basic math every once and awhile

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u/WhompSub Oct 15 '24

30+39

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u/5urr3aL Oct 15 '24

6+9+6×9

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u/Active_Engineering37 Oct 15 '24

Math checks out.

Nice.

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u/GamerTomii Oct 15 '24

42

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24

Though that is THE answer it is not the answer.

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u/Gurkeprinsen Oct 15 '24

Yea same. I know the answers without help, but I never trust myself enough to rely on my own brain.

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u/KyprosNighthawk Oct 14 '24

I dunno, the number of times I put in "80085" isn't nearly as bad as the amount of actual ones that has been in my search history 😅

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u/GoldieAndPato Oct 15 '24

Idk if you didnt get the joke or not. However i thought the same as you for a second and just wanted to tell you that the joke is actually on looking up simple questions. So for example looking up 5*8 would be embarrassing

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u/Suspicious-Leg-493 Oct 15 '24

So for example looking up 5*8 would be embarrassing

It is always best to double check your math using a calculator.

Your brain can miss something or just be wrong even on something basic, a calculator both has a history and barring the calculator being inherently messed up won't be wrong.

It's just a math version of measure twice, cut once.

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u/KyprosNighthawk Oct 15 '24

Nah I got it, I was just inserting a secondary joke into it.

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24

Prrrrrrrrow 🤪

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u/Arisameulolson Oct 15 '24

That time I had to double check 4*1 still haunts me

12

u/Active_Engineering37 Oct 15 '24

I multiplied 20B by 1 for this little girl today and then divided 20B by 1 and wasn't totally sure about my division for a brief moment haha spooky.

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u/SavingsConfusion4885 Oct 15 '24

Oh good, I'm not the only one 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

X > * Change my mind

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u/Arisameulolson Oct 16 '24

Coding is changing my habits lol

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u/Irelia4Life Oct 15 '24

Not true (and not because I'm bad at math)

PS: plz don't dox my history.

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u/TonyTwo8891 Oct 15 '24

Your username is enough to tell :)

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u/DumpsterDragon818 Oct 15 '24

Y’all clearly have not seen my search history

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u/BoraxNumber8 You can’t tell me you didn’t read my flair Oct 15 '24

I put 1+1 into my calculator once 😅😂

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u/AxoplDev Technically Flair Oct 15 '24

C'mon man, don't leave us hanging like that, what was the answer?

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u/BonBon_Savour300 Oct 15 '24

12TH DOCTOR PFP SPOTTED!!

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u/AloneBaguette Oct 15 '24

Trust me it really is t I have searched up some diabolical shit

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Oct 15 '24

Sokka-Haiku by AloneBaguette:

Trust me it really

Is t I have searched up some

Diabolical shit


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/DanGame427 Oct 15 '24

I think gay furry porn is more embarrassing than 1+1

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24

But what about gay furry calculator porn?

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u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24

Yes, the calculators are furry haha

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u/probable_chatbot6969 Oct 15 '24

me, who sometimes uses my calculator to track quantities and count as I'm working on something 😬

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u/stnick6 Oct 15 '24

Not even slightly true

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u/TeaTimeSubcommittee Oct 15 '24

Yeah but it’s easier to explain that I’m just dumb.

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u/ScaredDance2487 Oct 15 '24

I use mine to keep my bench pressing on point so.... Ya. 315 arms 1025 legs.

2

u/GASTRO_GAMING Oct 15 '24

I use rpn the calculator history does not exist unless im doing calculations

2

u/i-hate-all-ads Oct 15 '24

Lol, calculating points for boardgames... "What's 1+1"

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u/Tiger-enjoyer Oct 15 '24

There are two reactions to this, 8008 or 2*2

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u/thieh Technically Flair Oct 15 '24

I use an abacus and a slide rule all the way up to finishing university. I don't recall them recording a history on their own.

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u/Karma0617 Oct 15 '24

This is why I constantly end up doing

2nd + 7 1 2

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u/CorrectTarget8957 Technically Flair Oct 15 '24

24+67 is more embarrassing than whatever flaws in my search history?

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u/BicycleName Oct 15 '24

log10(4/5)

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u/imback1578catman Technically Flair Oct 15 '24

I forgot what. 5-1= ???? Or 7+3= ? Please help

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u/SkinInevitable604 Oct 15 '24

My calculator history is mostly me “stimming” by writing the same things over and over with the letter options instead of paying attention in class.

“EARTH TO STONE.

ERROR

STONE TO SAND.

ERROR

BUT IM STILL

ERROR

HERE.

ERROR

AND STILL THE

ERROR

SAME.”

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u/SpaceEggs_ Oct 15 '24

1920 / 16

48 * 16

32 * 9

640 * 480

640 * 360

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u/PaleontologistSea762 Oct 15 '24

I'm actually decent at simple math, I play a lot of dnd, and you have no idea what kinds crap is in my browser, I play a lot of dnd

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u/Affectionate_Dot2334 Oct 15 '24

nah, itd be baffling

24-36=-100

6x6=42

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u/depressing_toast_726 Oct 15 '24

Not even close to true

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u/finaltry87 Oct 15 '24

I google my math questions so ig not really

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u/alfextreme Oct 15 '24

oh definitely not. I'm not one bit ashamed if somebody saw my calc history but no way in hell is anybody seeing the freaky shit in my internet history.

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u/chok0110 Oct 15 '24

There is a calculator history?

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u/ProgrammingDysphoria Technically an Egg Oct 15 '24

Yes, you may be looking for gay furry porn

but have you ever instinctively typed 15*3?

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u/joshshotfirst Oct 15 '24

You haven't seen my search history lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

3400 + 6400....

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u/jarofchar Oct 15 '24

My instructor makes us clear our calculator history before every exam, so no.

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u/Frequent_Thanks583 Oct 15 '24

1++ ======================== E

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u/Grundl235 Oct 15 '24

a teachee once took tha calculagor of a student and tolld it to the class. I think the easyest calculation done, was either 2+6 or 2*6

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u/DinoAnkylosaurus Oct 15 '24

Nope. I'm in payroll. I'll check 2+3 if it seems appropriate, am I don't care if everyone knows. (Except that one guy, but that's on him.)

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u/MReaps25 Oct 15 '24

You underestimate what I look up, calculator history might still be more embarrassing though

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u/Beneficial_Map8176 Oct 15 '24

Considering I was in pre-calculus, and every now and then I’d have to type in 10+6=16 just to check, then yeah I kinda agree

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u/tipips Oct 15 '24

Im the type of person to google anything idiotic a brain fart comes up with, so id disagree tbh, but yea sometimes things you put in your calculator are rather laughable.

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u/RustSprout Oct 15 '24

1.80 x 3 was my last entry. I was trying to figure out if it was cheaper to buy three, two packs of paper towels or one, six pack. Spoiler alert. It was actually cheaper to buy four, two packs.

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u/yowayb Oct 15 '24

Just seeing if I can catch a cosmic ray

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u/Flossthief Oct 15 '24

700+61.38+56.97

87.89÷50

1.7578×4

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u/guiltyic Oct 15 '24

True if only we could see it

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u/Depresskeleton Oct 15 '24

Faa, I'm remembering the time a classmate asked if 1+1=2 to the teacher in a computer since class......... I'm not joking............... Edit she was in grade 9 or third year in middle school

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u/jeff_nose_you Oct 15 '24

Well I'm bum iv looked up 1+1 before

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u/Cat_Testicles_ Oct 15 '24

The fact that I'm not relating to this lol

I'm literally so lazy that instead of bringing out my calculator I'd rather actually do it all in my head

And,y'know,I'm actually quite good at calculating stuff quickly now

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u/alxoap Oct 15 '24

100÷1

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u/KoningSpookie Oct 15 '24 edited Oct 15 '24

LOL + LOL = hIhI

... : 0 = Syntax error

2 + 2... I know it's 4, but I need to check, just to be sure.

1+1=2...+1=3...+1=4... (cookie clicker: calculator edition)

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u/TheSpitfire93 Oct 15 '24 edited Oct 15 '24

As a engineer I will still put the most simple things into a calculator on the rare occasion I do hand calculation. need to make sure math hasn't changed on me.

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u/Aronite03 Oct 15 '24

It's not 😞

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u/Anyax02 Oct 15 '24

One of mine is 800÷4 and I wonder what i was thinking

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u/Alacritous13 Oct 15 '24

Nah. I actually clear my calculator history.

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u/General-Zod_ofKandor Oct 15 '24

Out of embarrassment?

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u/Sneaky_Sorcerer Oct 15 '24

0.75 * 0.66 * 0.5

1÷9 =0.111111

326

I wouldn't be that ashamed.

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u/ThriceMad Oct 15 '24

The embarrassing part of my calculator history is the fact I'm on it for hours on end. But, hey, my calculator app is awesome

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u/Gurkeprinsen Oct 15 '24

What browser history?

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u/luxcreaturae Oct 15 '24

Hmmm, I'm not in highschool either but Ill give mine a shot.

170,000,000,000,000÷1,300,000,000=130,769.23076923

130,769.23076923÷60=2,179.4871794872

2,179.4871794872÷60=36.3247863248

I can't recall what I was calculations but I seem to have converted it from seconds into hours.

0.851+0.24979+0.2641+0.432+0.264560+0.2179=2.27935

No idea what this is.

152×83+10×100=13,616

I think this supposed to be a weighted average. But the normalization doesn't show.

3,267+48+144+72+72+24+60+144+72+48+24+24+72+48+24+36+48+48+72+48+48+72+216+48+48+96+48+72+72+144 = 5,259

This looks like credit card expenditures.

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u/aberroco Oct 15 '24

What's embarrassing about 391.4 ÷ 320?

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u/MarkV43 Oct 15 '24

(√(2)/2+1)2

4.9/(1.011/12−1)

250/4

Dunno I'm not really ashamed of it. My browser history though...

https://www.google.com/search?q=12%2B8&oq=12%2B8

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u/darkseaSW Oct 15 '24

My browser history is my calculator history

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u/Username2504 Oct 15 '24

There is a simple explanation for this... My calculator doesn't have an incognito mode 🤣

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u/capytiba Oct 15 '24

Why use a calculator when you can use a spreadsheet?

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u/Vibrant-Sky Oct 15 '24

5.254777070063694268e-35÷9.1×10-31=5.774480296773290404e-67

:3

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u/Odd_Isopod_3692 Oct 15 '24

Mmmm.. yeah probably

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u/siphagiel Oct 15 '24

No. It definitely isn't.

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u/No-View-6326 Oct 15 '24

Not it's almost definitely is not

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u/WoodenSuperpower Oct 15 '24

First of all, fair. Second of all, how dare you!

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u/ApricotAlarming2912 Oct 15 '24

Listen... i didn't know how much 8 times 8 was in highschool... I ain't gonna know today. mkay?

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u/MyRealNameIsNYX Oct 15 '24

I beg to differ

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u/opixlx Oct 15 '24

you didnt have to do us like that

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u/Annual-Media-2938 Oct 15 '24

Skeletor out for blood, which is ironic.

1

u/Emma-Gonnadye Oct 15 '24

Rather you finding 1+1 on my calculator than me finding out I got a whole exercise wrong because 1+1 isn't 3

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u/aristotle93 Oct 15 '24

I feel attacked

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

I mean, I am that lazy...so for my job would be kind of embarrassing . Thankfully, I just use excel, so kind of safe lol.

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u/KLWWWLK Oct 15 '24

Bro I don't trust my mental arithmetic at all after high school...

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u/Azerhan Oct 15 '24

Is it embarrassing if a lot of people does it ?

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u/BLASFEMYonetwothree Oct 15 '24

What’s more embarrassing is someone seeing in your browser history that you googled “49 +73” and yelled at you because “you have a literal calculator app on your phone”. I don’t know this from experience or anything.

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u/Temporary-Tax Oct 15 '24

I'm an anime fan, my browsing history is far more cursed to the point I wouldn't admit this if I wasn't anonymous on the Internet

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u/Spankytunes Oct 15 '24

nah i google calculus

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u/GameGuinAzul Oct 15 '24

Honestly at this point the wild stuff people search on the internet is tame compared to when you had a moment of doubt if 4+8 really equaled 12

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u/Apprehensive-Cut9959 Oct 15 '24

Not my mum telling me she studied 6 hours straight and then had 1 last question she struggled for 20 minutes with...and then typed in a calculator 1+1.......AHAHHAHAHA

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u/Ok-Serve415 Oct 15 '24

My calculator is the web so maybe

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u/DrunkenDude123 Oct 15 '24

1.05*1000

(1000*.05) + 1000

Be honest which way do yall do this kind of math?

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u/TehAwesomeGod Oct 15 '24

Me, a math nerd with a weird fetish:

I beg to differ

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u/RedditAccount_317 Oct 16 '24

I’d much rather people see that my addition is meh than see me googling midget porn

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u/Laughingcatlol Oct 16 '24

Yeah. Defeated good thing you'll never get that though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Not even close to being true being stupid is ok because everyone is good at somthing but ur browser history is somthing u deserve ridicule over like let's say if u search "how to cheat in dark souls"

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u/Criminally-Stupid Oct 16 '24

“Finally we got this loser’s calculator history!” 2-1=1 they slam the calculator on the ground