216
u/honey_puffdreams Oct 14 '24
Finally, proof my life is a cone of uncertainty!
48
u/WeirdAvocado Oct 14 '24
Breaking news: Life is a cone. Buy some ice cream.
18
5
2
1
54
u/JJlaser1 Oct 14 '24
Ah, pessimism in action!
8
u/NotMiserableRerport Oct 15 '24
It's not being pessimistic if the data does conclude that my life sucks.
2
43
u/quinnterestingx Oct 14 '24
Not only am I spiraling, I’m covering more ground each time
21
1
21
20
u/danhoang1 Oct 14 '24
So there are 3 kinds of people: circle people, upward spiral people, downward spiral people
10
9
7
4
u/AttemptNu4 Oct 14 '24
"My life isn't a spiral, its a massive pile of steaming horseshit! I sure am reassured."
3
u/the_path0gen Oct 15 '24
Thanks for making me laugh while I'm genuinely dealing with suicidal thoughts. That was good 👍🏽
2
u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24
Much love homie 💜 the shit show gets better and then worse and then better and then worse and then better 💜💜💜 it’s some wavy azz shii
2
Oct 14 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/Indigo_Sunset Oct 15 '24
Think of it as a reverse tornado which is totally way better
2
u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24
🤣🤣 omg…I am too stoned.. I was like “hahaha! Upside down tornado—then everything just gets sucked into the sky!!…wait…that’s a regular tornado” 😂🤣🤣🤣💀
2
2
2
2
2
Oct 15 '24
[deleted]
1
u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24
Neither does the object being spaghettified either, right? lol how do we know we’re not experiencing a warped version of time if the black hole is going to distort its relative perception for objects as they approach? Also I’m stoned af and it’s highly probably about 100% of this is wrong hahaha
2
Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24
[deleted]
1
u/iwishtoruleyou Oct 16 '24
Oh so THAT’S the second coming…fml. Hahaha is sound also distorted? Would it possibly sound like trumpets haha
2
2
2
2
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Roz-Bhai Oct 15 '24
That's no downward spiral guys! That's anti spiral!! We must bring out our Spiral energy to defeat it!!! (Certain anime reference)
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/nephelekonstantatou Oct 15 '24
At first, I thought I was expanding my domain. ❌
Then, I realized I was spiraling down 👇😔.
Add an r/im14andthisisdeep and this is perfect
1
Oct 15 '24
i mean, it appears you're migrating from prepubescent taiwan to australia, in australia all the kangaroos are distant mbj relatives, they don't ask before squaring up, im commenting because the confidence in your conviction of its downward trajectory did startle me, did they not use arrows to make distinctions between bidirectional edges and directed edges at your ivy league school? you realize the mud huts of iit flunk students that mismeasure by a nano-millimeter, can you actually afford to lack this much specificity in your manifestos? are you like this in bed? im not accusing, im here for you, its just im befuddled with questions and don't want to corner or judge you even though it feels like calisthenics at this point.
1
1
2
•
u/AutoModerator Oct 14 '24
Hey there u/lankyman-2000, thanks for posting to r/technicallythetruth!
Please recheck if your post breaks any rules. If it does, please delete this post.
Also, reposting and posting obvious non-TTT posts can lead to a ban.
Send us a Modmail or Report this post if you have a problem with this post.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.