r/technicallythetruth • u/big_papa_geek • Oct 11 '24
Look, I hate AI, but this objectively funny
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u/snowy4_ Oct 11 '24
the fact that the picture is still of a dressing sauce not for wounds
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u/LegenDrags Oct 12 '24
I can confirm I put dressing sauce on my wounds
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u/dumbest_userr_alivee Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24
Search "difference between sauce and dressing in medical" on google. The person who posted this did not show full search bar for a reason. It's scary so many idiot people believe this fake screenshot.
If you want to prove that AI is bad, don't post fake screenshots of AI. I fucking hate attention farmers on social media
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u/Rushshot2gun Oct 12 '24
I take it you’re on the ballot next month to help all of us “idiot people” be more aware of screenshots? “The only real true test of intelligence,” is what the greats alway say. You must help so many unfortunate people a day, I hope one day my children strive to be such an amazing human being, bless you, and everything you do.
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u/ThatOneKidOnReddit12 Oct 12 '24
you would be the type of guy to think “the onion” is a real news source
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u/ComradeDoubleM Oct 13 '24
What are you talking about? The Onion is the most reliable news source on Earth.
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u/our_meatballs Technically Flair Oct 11 '24
I love putting ranch dressing on my wounds
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u/BubbaYoshi117 Oct 12 '24
I prefer a vinegarette. I might be mistaken, but I think it has more disinfectant potential.
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u/Personal-Platypus960 Oct 11 '24
"a safety margarine of about 2.5 cm"
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u/SpiritFoxFire Oct 12 '24
You mean "margin" because margarine is fake butter
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u/CL_Doviculus Oct 12 '24
If they were talking about a dressing, they probably would've meant margin, yes. But they were referring to the dressing, so in this case they did actually mean margarine.
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u/Big-Ergodic_Energy Oct 12 '24
Man, did you get so serious you woosh'd those other people or didja just get woosh'd
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u/SpiritFoxFire Oct 12 '24
I was just double checking if it was auto correct or not
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u/Big-Ergodic_Energy Oct 12 '24
Maybe a "do ya" at the front and or mayhaps... A question mark at the end marking the end of a question?
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u/Fan-Hun-BC Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24
Now i understand WHY AI cannot destroy mankind!!
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u/originalbrowncoat Oct 12 '24
Oh it absolutely can, just through incompetence vs. intention.
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u/SmegmaSupplier Oct 12 '24
Or from being too competent. You tell them to streamline efficiency and solve problems until they’ve perfected everything and the only inefficient and problematic thing left is you.
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u/Schattentochter Oct 12 '24
I, too, have seen a hollywood blockbuster about AI before.
Difference is, AIs don't need to reach that point. Humanity's quite capable of making shit hard on itself all on their own.
Point in case: Mushroom guides written by ChatGPT and published on Amazon containing entirely wrong information and leading to people actually dying because they ate poisoned mushrooms.
All it takes is a lazy asshat who thinks "If I make the AI do X, I can earn money. What could go wrong?"
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u/donaldhobson Oct 23 '24
Yes. But the damage that AI can do by being dumb is much less than the damage it can do by being smart.
A bunch of really smart people (or a really smart AI) might invent nukes or some other super weapon.
A bunch of really dumb people are limited to the tools that have been produced by the smart people. Ie if the smart people made nukes, the dumb people can set them off. But if the most dangerous thing lying around is a pencil, the worst the dumb people can do is jab it in someones eye.
The same goes for AI. A super smart AI that can design new bioweapons is more dangerous than a self driving car that mistakes a pond for a parking space.
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u/aiij Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here; "Huge success"
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u/outlandishlywrong Oct 12 '24
dang, haven't heard that in ages
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u/aiij Oct 12 '24
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
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u/aiij Oct 12 '24
Or, just to be clear: The scenario in which AI destroys humanity over an ambiguity/misunderstanding/"hallucination" is still alive and well after examples like this...
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u/SilasAI6609 Oct 11 '24
As an AI developer, I absolutely love this post. It is like the AI is trolling, but it is just poorly equipped to be in the stupid role that Google has put it in.
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u/Thojote Oct 12 '24
If you search for difference between a sauce and "dressing", it pulls the right results but when you use "dressings" it gets confused . Is it struggling because dressings has a higher utilization in the medical context? Like it just looks for occurnces for context?
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u/pupu500 Oct 12 '24
There's no context the way we think about it.
Just advanced guessing and probability calculation.
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u/Which_Yesterday Oct 13 '24
What are the chances of someone asking the difference between sauce and dressing and not between sauce and dressing?
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u/pupu500 Oct 13 '24
I don't see what that has to do with the inherent tech that LLMs run on?
Also what kind of reply are you expecting from a statement disguised as a question?
Should I say 33%? 10:1?
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u/SilasAI6609 Oct 12 '24
Depends on the dataset, but I believe you are correct. I don't know how Gemini was trained, but it would make sense. AI has difficulty staying on concepts. Every word is a token, not a general phrase of combined words
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u/SubstantialBass9524 Oct 12 '24
What roles would you see as good roles for AI?
I almost exclusively see them being used and suggested for stupid roles like this (my bosses want to start a similarly inappropriate role in a month, yay).
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u/SilasAI6609 Oct 12 '24
There are thousands of applications that AI can be useful. In my personal life, I use LLMs mostly to do non-vital code generation. Then I take over and make it actually work. Even with the odd errors, it is a time saver. In art, it is nice to use an image generator to spitball concepts to help visualize a concept before dedicating time to drawing. AI should never be trusted as the authority of true data, but it is far from useless.
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u/Yapizzawachuwant Oct 12 '24
Say what you will about ai but when idiots start using it like a search engine we are going to see so many people having their foundation of knowledge be blatantly false.
Like worse than "bats are birds" "the northern and southern lights aren't real" "the earth is flat" type denial of the truth
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u/swemickeko Oct 12 '24
Already happens with search engines without AI.
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u/Yapizzawachuwant Oct 12 '24
You ever had someone insist that "there are legally no bars in Edmonton, Canada"
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u/swemickeko Oct 12 '24
I had someone insist that Canada is not a real country...
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u/nalathequeen2186 Oct 12 '24
The amount of people I see on Reddit and other places just straight up admitting like "I asked ChatGPT about this and it said..."
NO! No no no! How do people not understand that ChatGPT is not an intelligent thinking being that can provide accurate information, it is a sentence generator that has absolutely no checks in place for whether what it's saying is true! ChatGPT is not a search engine, it is not a news source, as of now it is at best a toy! A very impressive toy but a toy nonetheless!
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u/brownsnoutspookfish Oct 12 '24
I have already seen videos of people trying to prove stuff by asking e.g. Alexa or Siri. I found that strange.
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u/dumbest_userr_alivee Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24
That screenshot fake, they did not show full search bar for a reason, search "difference between sauce and dressing" and " difference between sauce and dressing in medical" they searched second one.
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u/arxxol Oct 11 '24
AI training a causing a spike emissions, big tech is violating our privacy on a level I would consider to be a crime against humanity, and talented artists everywhere are fearing for their jobs and future. All to produce this shit.
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u/Wolf_In_Wool Oct 11 '24
I need you to yell that last part a bit louder. Insane how many lines are crossed to make an ai that doesn’t even get a lot of basics right.
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u/RadiantTurnipOoLaLa Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 12 '24
Yah i hate that ai suggestions are at the top of searches now! They’re frequently wrong so I always skip it anyway.
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u/Schattentochter Oct 12 '24
Well, at least Google seems to have fixed the issue with AI-generated """"art"""" showing up as the top results for googling historical personalities.
Two months ago, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Mozard and Haydn all threw up fricking AI-images. I was quite ready to jump off a cliff, ngl.
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u/JewsEatFruit Oct 12 '24
The last thing I needed to know was correct hot tub temperature. The AI-written article was packed with helpful keywords and after reading only 30 pages of content, I found out it's a spicy 77 Celcius (170°F)
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u/MoombaMouse Oct 12 '24
this is true. when i cut myself as a chef, i rub ranch on it an walk it off.
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u/Court_Jester13 Oct 12 '24
I'm surprised the sauce explanation wasn't "the original location of pornographic content "
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u/Martin_goagain24 Oct 12 '24
Google ai is actually scary bc I already know some dumb Mf is actually going to fall for this and getting an infection and shit
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u/trent_diamond Oct 12 '24
These google ai things are so funny sometimes. I would be happier if it kept giving dumb and wrong answers lol
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u/urthebesst Oct 11 '24
All these idiots trying to hail a waymo while google blatantly lies to us about reality. Wait until it stops becoming funny.
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u/GokusTheName Oct 12 '24
Wheres the lie? All it did was use a picture of dressing (culinary term) when it was supposed to use a picture of dressing (medical term)
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u/urthebesst Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 15 '24
Salad dressing isn't good for wounds.
Edit: shout out to the dumbass who downvoted the truth 👍
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u/LovableSidekick Oct 12 '24
This is why AI is really Simulated intelligence. Artificial intelligence would at least be a form of intelligence, not just a remix of existing human output.
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u/swemickeko Oct 12 '24
Your words are a remix of human output. Everyone's is. We have not invented language. It has evolved over thousands of years as we've learned it and remixed it to work for us. What you say is a remix of what's stored in your brain and the connections that exist between the information. The thing you have that AI currently doesn't is personal experience.
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u/LovableSidekick Oct 12 '24
No, human output is the product of reasoning about subject matter using intelligence and judgement. It resembles other human output because we're all human and we think somewhat similarly. AI output resembles human output because that's all it does - simulate human output by scrambling up a bunch of existing word combinations. There's no underlying understanding of what it's saying.
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u/swemickeko Oct 12 '24
That's not how AI works, but you do you...
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u/LovableSidekick Oct 12 '24
I do know how AI works, and your remark tells me you actually don't LOL. But try to act cool anyway, that's what counts.
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u/nightfury2986 Oct 12 '24
This one seems like an inspect element. AI might not be the best, but this one is summarizing articles and stuff, so if it pulled medical dressing text, it would've pulled a medical dressing image as well
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u/MandyBSReal Oct 12 '24
Gonna start putting Thousand Island on my bruises and infections now. Thanks AI!
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u/Agreeable-Pick-1489 Oct 12 '24
Im gonna ask AI what is the difference between cents, since, sense and scents.
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u/IgnacyDobromir Oct 12 '24
What’s funny to a person depends greatly on their experiences, views, values, taste, but also a situation they are currently in, people they are with, their present state of mind etc. Seeing something as funny is a summed effect of such a great number of factors in an individual’s life, that it would be objectively correct to say that humour is anything but objective.
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u/Racxius Oct 12 '24
Is no one going to answer the question? I need to know now. The only thing I can think of is “salad sauce” is weird sounding.
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u/Necessary-Brush-9708 Oct 17 '24
Silly me, I thought that dressing is is something you do so you don't go naked.
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u/DiggyPT_69 Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 12 '24
do people even look at the subreddit name anymore
edit: im not a native english speaker i didnt know the other definition of dressings ok
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u/big_papa_geek Oct 11 '24
It’s technically true that dressings are used to cover wounds. It’s not literally true in this context because there’s a picture of salad dressing beside it.
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u/Rostingu2 I know how to add emojis to flair :snoo_dealwithit: Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24
salad dressing vs bandage, salad dressing was expected
And some do, I know how you feel tho. So much feels litteraly true you forget what technically true looks like.
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u/Raketka123 Technically a Flair Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24
no, we live in a post-subreddit age. Welcome to the future old man
apparently you need a /s bcs Reddit
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u/novanat0r Oct 11 '24
If you Google, "are parachutes effective" it basically tells you that backpacks are just as effective!
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u/GoodTitrations Oct 12 '24
The way people went from being amazed by AI last year and using it for everything and then switched to just blanket hating it is wild.
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u/dumbest_userr_alivee Oct 12 '24
WHAT AN ATTENTION SEEKER POST ON TWITTER
Search "difference between sauce and dressing in medical" on google. The person who posted this did not show full search bar for a reason. Please do not believe everything on social media If you want to prove that AI is bad, don't post fake screenshots of AI.
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u/PaulMielcarz Oct 13 '24
This is probably Gemini. Gemini is TRASH, comparing to ChatGPT. ChatGPT is already 100x+ better than Gemini will ever be.
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u/Challenge-Acceptable Oct 12 '24
We know this isn't real, right? This is not the type of mistake AI makes.
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u/swemickeko Oct 12 '24
No, but we don't know that it is real either. Not without further investigation anyway. Just because AI doesn't make this type of mistake doesn't have to mean it never did.
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