r/standardissuecat 21d ago

Fleet Vehicles (multipack) OBSESSED with these new intakes at work

Standard issue kittens have never looked cuter. 3 boys, 1 girl. At Faithful Friends in Neosho, MO.

8.0k Upvotes

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u/emerald447 21d ago

Some of these are gonna be luxury editions, I just know it!

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u/This_Miaou 21d ago

Little chest floofs of white curly fur 😭

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u/Dry-Ad8891 21d ago

They end up looking like this.

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u/beaconofdarkness 20d ago

STOP ITTTT ugh see right now is the wrong time for a cat for me otherwise yep. he’d be mine.

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u/Coupon_Problem 21d ago

It’s like a little ascot 

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u/Ingenuity_Hopeful 20d ago

I’m dead he’s so cuuuuuuuute!

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u/darthamartha 21d ago

Can confirm, I had a handsome man that was lux smol ❤️

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u/arykady 21d ago

The 3pm kitten is gonna be!

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u/TimeCharacter3137 21d ago

A puddle of floofs. 16/10

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u/Green-Hurry 21d ago

I love that back kitten SO MUCH

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u/Lady_Scruffington 21d ago

The wavy little bib and little black nose!

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u/Green-Hurry 21d ago

The white eyeliner

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u/beaconofdarkness 21d ago

him & the left one are my faves 😭😭😭

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u/Green-Hurry 21d ago

I think back took lefts extra brain cells

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 21d ago

They're all ridiculous, really.

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u/EnvironmentalEdge333 21d ago

Is the kitty in the back a boy? He’s so cute 😭

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u/beaconofdarkness 20d ago

honestly i have no idea id have to go and look at them individually to tell

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u/EnvironmentalEdge333 20d ago

Little baby gives off girly vibes but I could be wrong 😂 I thought my feral rescues were girls too and both ended being boys.

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u/n_lyfe 21d ago

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u/timesuck897 21d ago

He has an ascot.

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u/MykelJMoney 21d ago

Shall we adopt him and name him Mr. Darcy? He seems like a fine gentlekitten

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u/Good_Foundation5318 21d ago

I'd call him Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth in honor of his fancy attire.

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u/bulelainwen 20d ago

He’s already got some nice long whiskers

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u/Girlgerms23 21d ago

🤔I couldn't work at your work 😬I'd be taking everyone home as soon as they come in and no one would get to go to any other fur-ever families 😼🥰💕💕

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u/Audthebod2018 21d ago

These look like my baby girl as a kitten!

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u/Audthebod2018 21d ago

Follow up of her as a grown up. My 14 year old angel baby♥️

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u/RinellaWasHere 21d ago

Oh they've got a severe case of the Look Atchas.

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u/carmen_cygni 21d ago

So…how many are you adopting? 🤣

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u/beaconofdarkness 21d ago

LOLL im fighting demons not to take all 4 home 😭😭 i see kittens daily but this is the most intense cuteness aggression kittens have given me in MONTHSSS

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u/Comfortable_Cap_3849 21d ago

Not demons, angels pushing you the way you want to go anyway. That's the most serious cuteness I've seen in a long time.

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u/carmen_cygni 21d ago

It’s a perfect multipack.

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u/Optimal-Ad-7074 21d ago

that's how I felt.  "just gimme all four of them... I'll deal with the details later."   

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 21d ago

SQUEEEEEEEZE

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u/cragbabe SIC ModCat™ Edition 20d ago

u/beaconofdarkness please add a link in the comments here to their adoption page if you have it so we can sticky it

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u/beaconofdarkness 20d ago

They’re not quite ready yet for adoption but i will link our facility’s website!

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u/cragbabe SIC ModCat™ Edition 20d ago

Sounds good!

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u/basane-n-anders 21d ago

My guess - right kitten knows their looks will get them whatever they want. Back kitten is extra feisty and will run the household someday.  Left kitten is waiting for their turn at the one braincell.  Front kitten knows exactly how mush effort to use to get the people to take off even by for him so he doesn't ever need to lift a paw.

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u/arykady 21d ago

lol looked at this pic and thought “ooh the 9pm kitten isn’t so bright” it’s amazing that we can just tell!

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u/Pretend-Sundae-2371 21d ago

It's the vague unfocused stare 😅

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u/dreamyduskywing 21d ago

I’m thinking there may be some floofiness in their futures.

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u/beaconofdarkness 21d ago

especially the one with the wavy white splash

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u/GoVeronika 21d ago

So sweet

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u/hannahbannab 21d ago

Trouble 💕

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u/AdriaLikes 21d ago

It's a good thing I'm on the other end of the country! I already can barely handle the two we have! I would happily try to add all 4 of these cuties to my clowder though!

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u/davesmissingfingers 21d ago

Neosho is only a couple of hours away. I’m in trouble. Good trouble, but trouble nonetheless.

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u/Crazyhowthatworks304 21d ago

I have a cousin in Joplin, I'll have to convince her to adopt all of them because they are SO CUTE. It's like each of them have a different shade of brown on their noses. Adorbs.

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u/Duchesst 21d ago

As much as i act like a hard ass man these would be making a mess off my bed the same evening they came in

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u/Hot_Mess5470 21d ago

Now I am too. Daily pics, please ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 21d ago

ACUTE POISONING

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u/MustardMahatma 21d ago

About how old are these babies? Like 2-3 months?

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u/molldollyall 21d ago

Such sweet little baby faces.

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u/little_mistakes 21d ago

You need the whole set

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u/Ordinary-Young-1616 21d ago

Each one is such a little beauty ❤️

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u/ferretherapy 21d ago

I love how they're all doing a concernt 😍

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u/karensfren 20d ago

They look just like my little baby, Bambino 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

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u/Makemeahercules 21d ago

Look at those sweet faces!

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u/Greeneyesdontlie85 21d ago

Sweet babies

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u/Danominator 21d ago

They look very serious

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u/TweetOfBabyBear 21d ago

Oh my God!!

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u/Hope4years 21d ago

OMG! This obsession makes total sense!

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u/Bayou13 21d ago

I’m going to need you to wrap them up and send them to me right away.

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u/Rooster_Ties 21d ago

D’awwww!!!!

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u/beaconofdarkness 20d ago

i manage adoptions so much less cuddling kittens and much more dealing with the public unfortunately 😓

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u/bethster2000 21d ago

Like looking at photos of The Manson Family, except covered in adorable stripey fur!

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u/artlady 20d ago

Ahhhhhh!!

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u/Pitiful_Stretch_7721 20d ago

They are adorable and THANK YOU for saying where they are straight off! It drives me crazy when foster/shelter kitties are posted with no location info!

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u/beaconofdarkness 20d ago

These babies are not quite yet ready for adoption but here’s the link to our website - you can fill out an application anyways and we hold onto it til they are ready! https://www.ffaaneosho.org/adoptcat.html

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u/moteviolence 20d ago

Their faces are all so different and expressive! I love them!! 😻

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u/Comedian_Historical 20d ago

They are adorable!

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u/ThornyRascal 20d ago

Stunning little cuties. I would never get anything done with those babies there

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u/mindlesswandering777 20d ago

They are ADORABLE

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u/Intelligent_Way_8272 20d ago

I want all of them omg

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u/Railur 20d ago

❤️❤️

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u/guccihokage 19d ago

they all look a little confused lmao

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 19d ago

Holy cow. How do you name them all and tell them apart. They are all adorable!

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u/ViewParty9833 18d ago

There’s really nothing cuter than a kitten.

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u/Turbulent_Camel4797 16d ago

oh my god, how cute and innocent do they look