r/standardissuecat Nov 15 '24

2024 edition SIClet I am finally the proud human slave of a standard issue cat.

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I would like for the entire standard issue cat community to formally meet my new baby. She’s a teeny tiny little kitten, but definitely old enough to move to her new home.

4.7k Upvotes

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

Her official name is Elizabeth Josephine Grace, Princess of Gidget Kitties.

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Nov 15 '24

LIL TYRANT BEBBE

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

The real tyrant is her sister.

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u/0ut0fBoundsException Nov 15 '24

Long live the Queens!

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Nov 16 '24

Cat tax!

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 16 '24

She always tries to sleep on my black clothes. I genuinely don’t know why. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was deliberately trying to get her hair all over them.

Little monster. 👹

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Nov 16 '24

Not one regret visible.

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u/decrepitmonkey Nov 15 '24

Lil Gidget 🫶🏻

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

For anyone wondering, she was born august 29th

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u/VintageLunchMeat Nov 15 '24

That is ... a particularly fine little kitten!

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u/decrepitmonkey Nov 15 '24

I’m glad something good happened that day. 

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u/HardcoreHerbivore17 Nov 15 '24

She’s a Virgo! ♍️

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u/methinfiniti Nov 15 '24

She’s so smol

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

She’s not just smol. She’s very smol, especially for her age.

Here I have her held up next to one of her litter mates. The litter mate is on track size-wise for a kitten of its age. Lizzie-Jo Grace is not.

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u/Stormy8888 Nov 15 '24

She might be smol but she's more fuzzy and adorable!

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u/methinfiniti Nov 16 '24

My smol cat is much more pleasant to have sitting in my lap, but I love them both so I appreciate it when either one does

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u/Inevitable-Soft1004 Nov 15 '24

What a beautiful little Princess Elizabeth. May her reign be long and filled with purrs, zoomies, food stealing and general chaos.

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

She’s already started exploring the house, much to the chagrin of my other cat.

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u/This_Miaou Nov 15 '24

Much bebbi

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u/Snap-Pop-Nap Nov 15 '24

Welcome to your new life of servitude! 😆💕

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u/Wu-TangShogun Nov 15 '24

I love her big head on her little body! She is adorable

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

She’s been compared to the LOL Surprise line of dolls. Google if you aren’t familiar, but it’s definitely a good comparison. Just think, last month she was ALL head on a teeny tiny little body. She’s a little more balanced now, but very tiny and cute.

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u/Wu-TangShogun Nov 15 '24

Girl please! Hahaha,, I have two daughters

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

You see the resemblance then.

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u/REALly-911 Nov 15 '24

Welcome Lizzie ❣️❣️

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u/jumpinlilli Nov 15 '24

Beautiful! 🐱

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u/907puppetGirl Nov 15 '24

Extra adorable 😻

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u/mustangsassy88 Nov 15 '24

And A GORGEOUS ONE!!! SERVE WELL!!!

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u/Playful_Current_7209 Nov 15 '24

Such a cute little kitten!! ❤️❤️❤️😻😻

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u/loonygecko Nov 15 '24

Chibi kitty is judging you already!

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u/Ni66les88 Nov 15 '24

CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉

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u/biodelic Nov 15 '24

She's beautiful, but please, take that bell off her collar. It can damage her hearing.

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u/RedRocket4000 Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Bell cannot damage hearing look it up. Way too low a sound to harm I thought so and looked it up it does not damage ears. That is too low in Tone frequency and in volume.

“But, after a while, your cat’s brain will screen out the tinkling of their bell. This may make them less aware of similar sounds too, and reduce their responsiveness to some noises as a result.”

“This can prevent them from detecting predators of cats, outside”e

Cats are part of the circle of life in vast majority of places replacing in part predators driven off by man’s being there.

Only isolated places not having predators or very limited areas where endangered animals are located.

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

I like having a tracking device on my pets. It’s quite helpful for me to know where they are in my house as long they are moving. My other cat has figured out how to trigger her bell less often.

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Nov 15 '24

Looks to be fresh from the factory

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

Relatively recently minted.

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u/Free-oppossums Nov 15 '24

She already has the "I'm very disappointed in you" look down pat.

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u/SAD0830 Nov 15 '24

Hi sweetie! 💕

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u/WestinghouseXCB248S Nov 15 '24

The Iron Lady. 💖💖💖💖💖

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u/Prestigious-Dish-410 Nov 15 '24

Nothing standard about this kitty!

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

I’m starting to wonder if she ended up with the luxury floof upgrade?

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u/Prestigious-Dish-410 Nov 16 '24

You absolutely did 👍😬

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 16 '24

Yay!!!! Moar cat hair!!!!!

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u/effie-sue Nov 15 '24

Look at that little sass face ❤️🐾

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u/macovin Nov 15 '24

Such a cutie!!!

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u/SheddingCorporate Nov 15 '24

Oh wow. She even knows "the purr-fect pose"!

Good job, Princess!

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u/xoRomaCheena31 Nov 15 '24

Ohhh that’s the sweetest-looking kitty!!

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u/lencat Nov 15 '24

Oh her sweet little expression! Congrats on the new master 😂

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u/Short-Marketing4488 Nov 15 '24

Ack! The cuteness is overwhelming me!

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

Good. My evil plan is working. 😈

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u/implala79 Nov 15 '24

She’s so cute I’m going to start crying

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 15 '24

Don’t worry. You aren’t the first victim. Back when she was even smoller I could hold her in the palm of my hand.

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u/implala79 Nov 15 '24

It was the same with my boy. He’s huge now enjoy her smallness while you can!

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u/ems9595 Nov 15 '24

And so it begins….

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u/BrightCaptain5302 Nov 15 '24

She's just purrrfect!

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u/countess-petofi Nov 15 '24

TINEE TABBEE

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u/nathsamlove Nov 16 '24

I have cute aggression

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Nov 17 '24

Ok? I plan on posting more pictures in the next few weeks if you need any more aggressive feelings?

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u/Plorleo Nov 17 '24

She is gorgeous! Congrats on this beautiful journey of your lifetime

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell Nov 16 '24

That's a very cute Smile!

Please do remove the bell though. How would you feel with bells on your shoes? And you can't remove them, even at night? Also they do not help at all with warning birds if your boss decides to roam outside: cats learn how to hunt without triggering the sound (but that's a lot of work so they don't do it for regular walking)