r/standardissuecat Sep 08 '24

Classic© edition Standard Issue Sisters

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u/agiantanteater Sep 08 '24

A story in three pictures

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u/sjholmes2012 Sep 08 '24

I LITERALLY CAME HERE TO SAY THIS! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

The progression is a piece of Art.

“Siblings” 🖼️

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u/sjholmes2012 Sep 08 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

“No we will stay here” - Voices in your Head

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u/sjholmes2012 Sep 08 '24

Who told you that?!? Which one have you been talking to?!? I demand answers!! No one is leaving until I get them!!

Wait…..uhhhh…..ummmm….byyeeee

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Scene from “Split”

Great movie I recommend it

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u/doublefattymayo Sep 09 '24

I came here to say chomp and there are probably several of those here 😄

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

A triptych

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u/Anipani69 Sep 08 '24

omg one of your cats is a vampire!

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Excuse me, they are sisters they are BOTH vampires 🧛‍♀️

Edit: Now

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Photo 1: “Let me tell you a secret”

Photo 2: “What?”

Photo 3: “Ahhhhhhh”

🦇

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u/c3l3stin3 Sep 08 '24

So photogenic ✨

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u/Full_Moon_Man Sep 08 '24

Just like my sisters! One just trying to get the other one rattled.

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

That’s called “Sibling Love”, I myself can’t go to sleep peacefully without annoying atleast 1 of my siblings daily

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u/xiaoalexy Sep 08 '24

exactly. if you’ve never had a fistfight with your sibling then are you even related?

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

I have scars to prove it! That’s also a requirement

Edit: my brothers are lucky they live in a different city, My sisters I love them, I just annoy them lol and “borrow” their babies 👶 on Weekends with my Wife

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u/UpsidedownJJ Sep 08 '24

Looks like vampire cat on the right gets out-vampired by her sister! 😂😂😂

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

“MOOOOOOM, she’s biting me again” - 🐈

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u/bluffisia Sep 08 '24

the photos are so cute!!! 💗😻

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u/Mickv504-985 Sep 08 '24

It’s funny the Bitee looks like she knows what’s coming but just sits there like “Ok let’s get this over, just one little, OOWWWOEEEE!”

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

“MOOOMMM” 😡

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u/Maleficent-Leek2943 Sep 08 '24

These photos are great. I keep flipping through the unfolding action 🤣

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u/Adcro Sep 08 '24

Ha! Love the three pics

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

"Really mom?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "MOM!"

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Why is this my childhood photos with my Siblings?

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

She was less possessive with the next brother, and my mom's got a photo of me holding him in the hospital(I was 12 going on 13 so plenty old enough to hold him), and a photo of 18 month old me sitting in my late maternal grandpa's wheelchair with my sister sitting in my lap(I looked confused lol)

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

I have such a profound appreciation for childhood photos now. I can’t wait and will definitely be “that Dad” who takes pictures of every “Important Milestone” with a professional camera lol

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

Aww, mine were done in either Polaroids(early 2000s baby here) or printed out at Walmart. My favorite Polaroid photo is me dressed as a cat on October 31st 2006, I was a little over 5th old, going on 6th old in November, but I was the cutest cat, my mom also has a photo of me covered in chocolate cake sitting in my highchair on may 8th of 2007, my first birthday

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

I was born just at the end of that Era (early 2000 here). The Polaroid pictures printed at Walmart are my favourite.

Polaroids would be such a sweet option. Let’s bring back the “Memory Book” Trend

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

I did film photography last year for my final year of highschool and the dark rooms are really cool, 100% would have one if I could

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Like the ones in the old movies? Turning Negatives into “Positives” (I assume) lol

That’s so cool tbh

Amazon Polaroid picture cameras are okay but not the same vibe

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

Yeah! It's not called that so the whole process is printing, so you take the negatives, project them onto speical photo paper(if it sees light you're fucked, and have to start over cuz it's really light sensitive) and you put the photos either face up or down, doesn't matter, in a developing chemical. After it's done developing, you can safely turn on the overhead light. It's really cool watching a photo slowly fade into reality, but also nerve-wracking to make sure you got it right and don't have to start all over from scratch. Lord, help you if you developed your film(roughly a 1 hour~ long process) only to discover light touched it and its useless. This process is really tricky to get right because if you overexpose(leave in the chemicals too long), it'll get dark and won't show well. If you underexpose, it'll be too light. It's all a balancing act

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Very interesting.

Basically it’s a process of correctly transferring a piece of “Metadata” (Image in this case) onto a “special photo paper” which turns this “light” (image) carrying information into a physical piece of “Memorabilia” (Memory). I find that very interesting I will definitely remember this fact you shared. Thank you

Edit: I assume, the purpose of a “Black/Dark Room” would be to ensure the least amount of light can affect the process. Therefore, the “Images” being “printed” onto the “special paper” are “Pixels of Light” arranged in specific unique patterns. Correct?

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

But the process I listed is B&W film exclusive, colored film has more to it than that. Also the dark rooms in movies aren't anything like IRL ones, they're too bright to actually develop film but it's a movie so ya know

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u/Abandonedkittypet Sep 08 '24

Lol, mine too, my mom's got a photo of me and my sister around 5/4, turning 6/5 that year, holding our brother when he was a newborn, and she's shoving me away and glaring in the photo cuz that's 'her baby'

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

This iz me baby! I’m the boss of the baby Order 😈

My favorite childhood photo is similar to this, 1st photo was great. #2-5 was us fighting each other for the “MIDDLE/Center spot”

Edit: My parents definitely regretted spending their hard earned money. I love them for that 🥰

Lesson of the day: Don’t have 5 kids

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

Photo 1 = Cute Siblings

Photo 2 = Shock/Attack

Photo 3: = “MOMMMMM” 🐈

Edit: Screaming “Mom” is considered 911 for babies

OP is definitely a Canadian man who possibly got in trouble by his Wife for messing around with the r/standardissuecat Cats

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u/Bobcat-Narwhal-837 Sep 10 '24

I love this description

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Sep 08 '24

A tale of two sisters

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u/Lizard301 Sep 08 '24

THAT’S a postcard! 🥰🥰

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Send me 10x please

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u/CapitainebbChat Sep 08 '24

standard issue murder

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u/tgb1493 Sep 08 '24

Their personalities really show in just their eyes. Very cute girls!

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u/RC_Cola2005 Sep 08 '24

“NOM!”

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u/Catwearingtrousers Sep 08 '24

Frame this triptych.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

Omg, I literally laughed out loud at these pics 😂😂

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u/Ladysmada Sep 09 '24

You are so lucky to catch this in action! They are adorable

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Ah yes. A perfect display of affection.

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u/ae_bennett Sep 08 '24

Amazing 😆 thanks for sharing

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u/LittleGreyLambie Sep 08 '24

uh oh. me haz a sisdr! 🙀

frum Boogie da big bruv-r

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u/fwdsource Sep 08 '24

Sisdr mean 😢 😡

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u/LittleGreyLambie Sep 09 '24

nuh un. her b gud sisdr.

bud neow me wer-weed about sisdrs bitin der bruvrs! me skard her wil turn meen sum da. duz all sisdrs biit der bruvr? me iz vewy gud gud bruvr fur her! we knowd each ovvr since b4 we got born-did! we take care ov eech ovvr!

me no wan her turn bad!!! me lubs her!

Boogie, da very sad big bruvr, sobbing

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u/HedgehogCremepuff Sep 09 '24

The way I cackled 🤣 these pics are so cute, I love your ladies!

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Sep 08 '24

Love nibbles

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u/Vanityandwrath Sep 08 '24

Adorable girls❤️❤️

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u/-poupou- Sep 08 '24

This is exactly how my bonded brothers look just before the takedown. The top one has a war cry that he does just before mounting and biting. The bottom one has that same stunned expression. Then they topple over, and the match begins.

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u/saytherosary Sep 09 '24

O. M. G. 😆

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u/TheMuteVegan Sep 09 '24

Love bites! Aww, they're both so gorgeous:)

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u/depressed_popoto Sep 09 '24

Imma bite you..no don't bite me....BITE!

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u/Em283 Sep 08 '24

Is she alright?

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u/maomao05 Sep 08 '24

Cute capture !

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u/jillwoa Sep 08 '24

Now the "amd im dooneese" skit song is stuck in my head

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u/schroobster Sep 09 '24

When is their album dropping?

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u/Hexazuul Sep 09 '24

She put her canine teeth in the side of my neck

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u/jumpinlilli Sep 09 '24

Love the sequences lol

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u/lucyluluna Sep 09 '24

Standard cat issues

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u/DimensionPossible622 Sep 09 '24

🙀🙀🙀🙀

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u/PA_MallowPrincess_98 Sep 09 '24

Pic 1 is the Stepbrothers pose

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u/iarobb Sep 09 '24

Gorgeous girls

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Sep 09 '24

Okay, who let the one in back follow Dracula Daily?

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u/SheddingCorporate Sep 09 '24

That lost shot had me screaming with laughter.

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u/Low_Fuel6492 Sep 09 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Erikkamirs Sep 09 '24

BETRAYAL 

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Sep 09 '24

Heh. Vampire sisters!

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u/cds60 Sep 09 '24

These are great!

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u/Que_Raoke Sep 09 '24

What a ✨ GLORIOUS ✨ collection of pictures lol

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u/Cheapie07250 Sep 09 '24

One sister chose violence that day.

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u/Thefirstofherkind Sep 10 '24

I snickered out loud, these pics are great

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u/Mickeyboo22 Sep 10 '24

Put the damn camera down, human, and get this vampire off me!

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u/Virtual-Mirror-5262 Sep 12 '24

Vampire cat...🤣