r/standardissuecat • u/SligPants • Jul 23 '24

Fleet Vehicles (multipack) Sometimes they conspire together to make me late to my appointments

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u/That_Reader19 Jul 23 '24

I can see a success rate in the high 90s for their conspiratorial plans

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u/Rare_Tangelo_8080 Jul 23 '24

Did a third cat take the second photo?!

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u/mechtaphloba Jul 24 '24

Ah yes, the Tabby Canoe, as it's called in my house.

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u/Critical-Tomato-7668 Jul 24 '24

r/cathostages

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u/eyoitme Jul 24 '24

i fucking love the mass amounts of niche cat subreddits on this site. thank you.

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u/timesuck897 Jul 24 '24

Teamwork makes the dream work.

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u/Realistic_Skill1162 Jul 23 '24

This is SO cute 😻😻

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u/HackManDan Jul 23 '24

And they’ll do it again!

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u/IndustryMental793 Jul 23 '24

Someone might have taken an over the shoulder shot

11

u/SligPants Jul 23 '24

I just have long arms

8

u/KitchenArcher9292 Jul 24 '24

I beg to differ! I have never seen such innocent faces!

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u/thedrexel Jul 24 '24

Their appointment was more important! Cat Business 101

4

u/Scifig23 Jul 24 '24

It’s the cat train

6

u/sharppointy1 Jul 23 '24

These are so cute 😊. I’d be late too!

5

u/awcads Jul 24 '24

Admit it OP, you're conspiring with them.

5

u/LUXI-PL Jul 24 '24

Catspiracy

4

u/godoftwine Jul 24 '24

??? These are my cats. We have the same cats.

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u/SligPants Jul 24 '24

Truly standard issue!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Both are fuddle wuddle cats ☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖

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u/Dukkiegamer Jul 24 '24

Our current cats never lay on our laps. I kinda miss it, but it's also sort of nice to never have someone sitting on you the moment you sit down.

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u/symsykins Jul 24 '24

Oh my god, what a wonderful problem to have, they are beautiful!!!

3

u/Candid-Explorer4491 Jul 24 '24

100% success rate?

2

u/SuperbControl2782 Jul 24 '24

Lmaoo looking straight at the camera in such an evil way 😂

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u/Pristine_Cherry_6137 Jul 24 '24

Welp, the appointment has to be canceled due to a conflicting "Meeting" that came up that is impossible to reschedule. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Those eye! 😻

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u/eyoitme Jul 24 '24

ah yes i’m familiar with their devious ways. my pup made me late to physical therapy yesterday which usually gets me shamed (i’m a regular there dw so it’s all in good fun) but this time i just said “puppy” and “pictures” and all was forgiven and forgotten ;)

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u/UnhappyEgg481 Jul 24 '24

My youngest cat likes to lay in front of the door when I’m about to leave lol.

1

u/taylorallie Jul 24 '24

My two kitty siblings do the exact same thing to me!

1

u/Damagecontrol86 Jul 24 '24

No appointments only kittens

1

u/Sp00kReine Jul 24 '24

Or the bathroom.

1

u/riverlethedrinker Jul 24 '24

Oh to have such problems! 😝

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u/MissDebbie420 Jul 24 '24

It's their job! 😺

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u/DidelphisGinny Jul 25 '24

OMG those two are powerful! 🏳️

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

pair of cats like that laying in me I be in a nap for the entire day

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u/echoesinthestars Jul 25 '24

Those faces!! Looks like you’re suffering from feline purralysis!

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u/Gemchick Jul 26 '24

And your point is…? We fits, we sits. You are upon which they sits.

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u/Interdependant1 Jul 27 '24

Yep. Plan successfully exicuted.