r/sciencememes 1d ago

Use it once and for all

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/DoctorSumter2You 1d ago

"No, not like that" lol

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u/Leading-Green9854 1d ago

So he should get struck by lightning than?

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u/Harpeus_089 23h ago

Or Burning

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u/AleksasKoval 1d ago

Wait! Don't jump!

Do a flip instead.

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u/LastBlood05 1d ago

"HOSBAND! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

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u/AleksasKoval 1d ago

Neat! click

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u/Rezinator1 17h ago

Ten bucks he breaks his bones and doesn't actually cartoon splat munches on popcorn

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u/Pitiful-Extreme-6771 1d ago

Unless you’re hanging off the roof, the teacher is right

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u/nashwaak 1d ago

I have a huge amount of potential, but all these rocks and magma are keeping me from realizing it

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 1d ago

Fun fact: my chemist teacher (who always wear a t-shirt with a chemistry joke related to the day subject) put on a t-shirt with "i had potential" writen on it along with a ball down a slope... at the parents meeting! IM SURE HE PUT IT ONLY TO ANNOUNCE SOME PARENTS THAT THEIR CHILD FAILED XD

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 1d ago

I was in the top 5 of my class so i could laugh about the joke rather than crying XD

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u/drumshtick 1d ago

Those stairs sure helped him realize his full potential

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u/Opticionnerd 21h ago

I almost fell for that

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u/-Robert-from-Hungary 21h ago

I've been thinking about that a lot recently.

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u/WanTJU3 1d ago

M.m, 😐

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u/Exuberant_marmot 22h ago

Let's make a hypothesis: if I had sulfuric acid in my hand, in this case what should I do?

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u/BlueAlligator-0510 19h ago

Well, if I gain weight, there'll be more potential

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u/Expensive-Click8015 15h ago

Great potential? Time to let gravity do the work.

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u/xelandy 12h ago

Become Kinetic!

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u/camilalovescake 12h ago

That's not what the teacher meant about potential😹

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u/rNOBODY1325 9h ago

I hate the fact that this is fucking funny at all

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u/Sijujuhy 8h ago

Kinetic energy: allow me to introduce myself

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u/Objective_Flow2150 5h ago

Do a front flip! Exclaims the gymnastics coach

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u/GastropodEmpire 5h ago

"Let me demonstrate"