r/reddeadredemption • u/Arvin_md Sean Macguire • Oct 04 '24

Screenshot Just picked up RDR2, any tips?

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u/space_cowboy80 Oct 04 '24

Always check your boots, sometimes snakes get in there.

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u/DropsOfMars Oct 04 '24

Remember to be wary of water holes, sometimes they've been poisoned.

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u/Achaboo Oct 04 '24

And every morning remember to reach for the sky before you set out on your journey. Stretching is a good way to stay limber for the fighting outlaws.

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u/Dick_snatcher Oct 04 '24

And don't forget... You've always got a friend in me

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u/lenseclipse Oct 07 '24

That’s what she said

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u/Oof_Boy1290 Leopold Strauss Nov 26 '24

She?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

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u/Medium-Effort-4355 Oct 07 '24

Butchers creek

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u/Helpful-Ad2805 Oct 04 '24

always check my pants there are snakes in there if you know what i mean

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u/alexander607 Oct 04 '24

Snakes? Plural? I understand the innuendo for penis but Plural?

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u/Helpful-Ad2805 Oct 04 '24

no there are snakes in my pants they are injecting venom into my legs and dick send help

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u/Sensitive-Ninja3431 Oct 04 '24

I’ve just laughed out loud because of this.

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u/alexander607 Oct 04 '24

If you don't wear pants snakes can't be in them

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u/Dick_snatcher Oct 04 '24

Hold on, I'm on the way

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u/Far_Buddy8467 Oct 08 '24

What you only got one? Must be nice it's so hard to pee with 2

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u/Pretty_Study_526 Oct 04 '24

Arthur could theoretically drive a manual car just fine, we all know he's got three legs in his pants

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u/Dread_Frog Oct 04 '24

Found the Klingon.

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u/FoundationGreen6342 Oct 05 '24

And always remember who your favourite deputy is