Keanu Reeves buying his Cyberpunk action figure

[u/unknown_human]

[u/thornaslooki]

Cashier: "You know....have people ever told you look like keanu reeves?"

[u/blacksideblue → u/thornaslooki]

TSA: Hawk, like the Skater?

Hawk: Exactly

TSA: I wonder what he's up to these days.

Hawk: This.

[u/nicodepies → u/blacksideblue]

r/dontyouknowimtonyhawk

[u/notrightmeow → u/nicodepies]

Of course this is real

[u/iLizfell → u/notrightmeow]

And its great

[u/Reasonable-JPEG → u/blacksideblue]

I thought this was gonna be another one of those “Hawk 2: uhh” jokes that I see all over instagram comment sections and was ready to rip out my hair. 

[u/TheOneWhoDings → u/thornaslooki]

"huh, I get that all the time"

[u/Impossible-Ad-8618 → u/thornaslooki]

"yeah" - John Wick voice

[u/D00m1R]

Johnny always knows where the cameras are

[u/AnotherThroneAway → u/D00m1R]

He has a great Mnemonic memory system

[u/aDragonsAle → u/AnotherThroneAway]

Mr. Johnny on the spot with that one... Never seen such Speed before.

[u/iGaveYouOneJob → u/aDragonsAle]

Neo

[u/3fjn3t → u/iGaveYouOneJob]

He is The One

[u/Dr_Colossus → u/3fjn3t]

I vant to suck yo blood.

[u/ceojp → u/D00m1R]

[u/RelationConstant2516 → u/ceojp]

What a gem

[u/SmegmaSupplier → u/D00m1R]

Utah? Harker? Mnemonic? Constantine? Wall? Wick? Silverhand? You’re going to have to be more specific.

[u/Turbulent-Candle-340 → u/SmegmaSupplier]

Damn 

[u/IC-4-Lights → u/D00m1R]

Seems kinda shitty to be posting pictures of people off the security cameras. He isn't doing anything wrong... so maybe leave him the fuck alone.

[u/Resident-Plankton-57 → u/IC-4-Lights]

Right? Wtf people

[u/Candid_Transition_23 → u/D00m1R]

Johnny Silverhand is the GOAT

[u/EifertGreenLazor → u/D00m1R]

Bob

[u/Fun-Swimming4133]

wake the fuck up Cashier, i got a action figure to purchase

[u/__Becquerel → u/Fun-Swimming4133]

Those corpo rats turned me into a fucking plastic action figure, V.

[u/CarlosE2006 → u/__Becquerel]

Youre starting to look like me cashier, minus the action figure and impressive cock

[u/SilverTwilightLook → u/Fun-Swimming4133]

Why does he have to purchase it? Shouldn't they have sent him one for free?

[u/Fun-Swimming4133 → u/SilverTwilightLook]

knowing Keanu they probably offered to give him one for free but he refused

[u/DarkThick9248]

Keanu is fantastic

[u/DrBarnabyFulton → u/DarkThick9248]

You're breathtaking!

[u/Benevolent_Nobody → u/DrBarnabyFulton]

[u/DeathByPickles → u/Benevolent_Nobody]

After finally playing the game, now I think the shirt he is wearing here is really cool.

[u/Benevolent_Nobody → u/DeathByPickles]

"Wake the fuck up, Samurai, we've got a city to burn!"

[u/Sikkus → u/DrBarnabyFulton]

You're breathtaking as well!

[u/ExpressiveAnalGland → u/Sikkus]

Your breathtaking, is taking my breath away!

[u/AnotherThroneAway]

He's looking at the security camera, wondering if this moment will end up on the internet

[u/rksd → u/AnotherThroneAway]

Keanu can see the future, knows his fans will see it, and he wants to be polite and look at you.

[u/jaxonya → u/rksd]

He knew that it was time to hit a payphone immediately and clock out of the matrix

[u/Old-man-scene24]

Woah...

[u/LonnieJaw748 → u/Old-man-scene24]

You know Kung fu?

[u/Klin24 → u/LonnieJaw748]

Show me?

[u/Best_Poetry_5722 → u/Klin24]

In the garage. Right now.

[u/RadiantZote → u/Best_Poetry_5722]

In the garage, I feel safe, no one knows about my ways- Keanu or something probably

[u/and_k24]

I'm not going to be surprised if Keanu buys it for some dying kid

[u/Lexinoz → u/and_k24]

He seems like the kind of guy that has his own trophy shelf tbh. And rightfully so. Man's an icon in scifi and in general.

[u/LukesRightHandMan → u/Lexinoz]

Never thought about that before. He really is a sci-fi icon.

[u/PM-ME-UR-CANS-DAME → u/LukesRightHandMan]

sci-ficon

[u/LukesRightHandMan → u/PM-ME-UR-CANS-DAME]

Sciconfi

[u/EatTheLiver → u/Lexinoz]

It would be a shame if he didn’t have his action figures

[u/JustADutchRudder → u/EatTheLiver]

Pretty sure he just came out with a big comic book run Berserker or something like that. So if that goes well, maybe he can get more action figures.

[u/Eman_Resu_IX → u/EatTheLiver]

It would be a bigger shame if he did have his action figures and didn't play with them.

[u/MrFatGandhi → u/Lexinoz]

Shameless plug, he cowrote a pretty good book I finished recently called The Book of Elsewhere.

I mean it’s not gonna be a Dickensian classic or anything, but I thought it was worth it for a library pickup and wouldn’t have been mad if I’d paid money for it/owned a copy, it was good.

[u/Helpful-Medium-8532 → u/Lexinoz]

It's fucking Keanu Reeves. He has a trophy level on his house, not a shelf. He was fucking Neo. That alone generated a trillion pieces of merch.

[u/Latter-Tune-9111 → u/Helpful-Medium-8532]

Nah, he lives modestly by Hollywood standards in a 2br house in the hills, and is known for giving large chunks of his salary to charities and the crew.

[u/Helpful-Medium-8532 → u/Latter-Tune-9111]

He owns and lives in multiple properties. He has way too much money not to. And whether he is modest means nothing. It's not immodest to have trophies...

You're literally just spewing reddit stereotypes like they're facts.

[u/Latter-Tune-9111 → u/Helpful-Medium-8532]

I never said he didn't have trophies, I'm just refuting that he would have a trophy level.
You can look his properties up, they're humble by hollywood standards.

You're basing your stance on what exactly?

[u/FlowBot3D]

Ask him to sign it then charge $1000. Profit!!

[u/AnotherThroneAway → u/FlowBot3D]

I don't think the cashier's signature would be worth $1000

[u/11goodair → u/AnotherThroneAway]

Keanu IS the cashier, it's his passion hobby.

[u/Slanderpanic → u/AnotherThroneAway]

It would be to Keanu.

[u/RadiantZote → u/Slanderpanic]

Cashier signed to Keanu? Wouldn't it make sense the other way around?

[u/Slanderpanic → u/RadiantZote]

Keanu just seems like the kind of dude who would absolutely cherish a random cashier's autograph.

[u/chuck_cranston]

Of course he goes to a local comic shop instead of ordering it online from a massive corporation or demanding one for free.

what a mensch.

[u/SassySquidSocks → u/chuck_cranston]

I mean yeah it’s probably like pennies to him, what kinda actor of his calibre demands free stuff 😂

[u/DullSorbet3 → u/SassySquidSocks]

Most of them...

[u/iShiddedAnFarded → u/chuck_cranston]

This is what's real

[u/Spir0rion → u/chuck_cranston]

Wait is Mensch now a term English uses as well? I'm German so this was a pleasant surprise that we don't just have Blitzkrieg

[u/YOIMREALLYHAPPY4YOU]

Dude is so fucking humble, I love it.

[u/Sea_Baseball_7410]

Yeah, I guess you can say he’s back!

[u/Wellsy]

This whole post seems creepy. He’s on his own time. Leave the guy alone.

[u/bs000 → u/Wellsy]

It's a comic book store that he frequents to promote his comic book, BRZRKR.

https://x.com/IGN/status/1648754886635552768

[u/Pinecone → u/bs000]

Is the comic any good?

[u/ericlikesyou → u/Pinecone]

it's over the top and fun, ppl who criticize it are still looking for the white rabbit in everything he does and it's annoying tbh

[u/Interesting-Fan-2008 → u/ericlikesyou]

Yeah, everyone wants everything he does to be somehow matrix-y. Which makes sense but would kinda suck after a while.

[u/paper_liger → u/Pinecone]

The cowriter has an awful lot of awards, and there is a book as well, cowritten with China Mieville, who is really well regarded.

Based on nothing more than the movies he's been in Keanu's taste in sci fi is pretty flawless, so I'd give this project the benefit of the doubt.

[u/Firecracker048 → u/Pinecone]

So its about an immortal who fights through the ages,

there is also a conspiracy Keanu Reeves is immortal.

https://www.keanuisimmortal.com

[u/MostlyWong → u/bs000]

Not just him, Golden Apple Comics constantly has celebrities showing up. If you scroll through their Twitter they basically have every actor/actress even remotely connected to any comic book property show up from time to time for promotional things.

[u/thrwawryry324234 → u/MostlyWong]

I found them on a whim the last time I travelled to the area and had free time and holy shit it’s an awesome shop. They get all sorts of exclusive variant covers from top artists

[u/GW3g → u/bs000]

I had no idea! It looks awesome, thanks for the heads up!

[u/rbrgr83 → u/bs000]

my-love-for-you-is-like-a-truck

[u/Shadesmctuba → u/Wellsy]

This picture is clearly a screen grab of a security camera. That he is looking directly at. He’s buying an action figure of his own character, so it’s funny. Not to mention all the other reasons in this thread.

I’m all for protecting this man, national treasure Keanu “Shadow the Hedgehog” Reeves, but when you reach that status of super-famous, you must assume that if you’re out in public, pictures will be taken.

[u/its_justme → u/Wellsy]

The way it’s taken he looks like “why the fuck are you taking my picture” but it is behind a mask so we can’t really say.

[u/gorilla-ointment → u/its_justme]

Looks like it’s a security camera angle

[u/nhansieu1 → u/its_justme]

that is more like his guilty look lmao. Like he was caught redhand in something

[u/AngelOfPassion → u/Wellsy]

Yeah... I would hope they asked him real quick "Hey is it ok if I snap a pic of you buying this?" But probably not...

[u/torb]

I've seen this picture posted in three subs in a day.

[u/bs000 → u/torb]

i 'memba when it was first posted in 2021. there's no original content anymore. just bots posting a carousel of past front page posts

[u/cocoschoco → u/torb]

Guaranteed karma. I like Keanu just fine, but I find Reddit’s collective circle jerking over him kinda weird.

Putting celebrities on a pedestal and acting like they’re some perfectly wholesome meme personalities is not very healthy.

[u/joestaff → u/torb]

Did you get the discount on gasoline then?

[u/nukalurk]

r/redditmoment

[u/inanimatus_conjurus → u/nukalurk]

Ah the old Wholesome 100 Big Chungus Keanu

[u/dontcaredontworry]

“Action figures, lots of action figures”

[u/Gindotto]

Probably signing it to send to someone’s kid or a charity.

[u/Nervous_Classic4443]

He could easily get one for free, but instead he chooses to support local shops. That's just classic Keanu.

[u/Towelish]

Got him mid quickhack

[u/robrobreddit]

Will he buy himself ?

[u/Nazmaldun]

Cashier: "Didn't the studio give you a free figure?"

Keanu:"Yes."

[u/Kenjinz → u/Nazmaldun]

Its quality control purposes... Also, Keanu needs that evil doppleganger fight choreography done right.

[u/Caassapaba]

Keanu Reeves, the kinda guy that goes to a local comic book shop to buy an action figure of himself instead of simply asking CDPR to send him one.

[u/Cr4pt0M1k3]

Why post this on the internet? Let the man shop in peace... be discreet with your customers...

[u/namakost → u/Cr4pt0M1k3]

The way he looks directly into the camera it was probably with consent. Hell, he is almost posing for the picture.

[u/Ya-Dikobraz]

I bet he's gonna gift it to some kid with cancer. That's what Keanu would do.

[u/ELMACHO007]

You’re not fooling anyone Keanu. We know it’s you lol

[u/Free_runner]

It's funny. I'm 44 and grew up watching his films my whole life but now when I see him I can't picture him as anybody but Johnny Silverhand.

[u/CensoryDeprivation]

Think this was at Golden Apple comics on Melrose. He was doing a signing there while we were out of town. Was a bummer.

[u/would-be_bog_body]

Do you think he owns multiple of these outfits, or does he get up and put on the exact same jacket and shirt every day?

[u/PlugsButtUglyStuff]

If the internet has taught me anything, he’s most likely buying this to autograph and gift to a sick kid.

[u/nhansieu1]

bro acted like he was caught redhanded

[u/szymat]

Is he going to.. play with himself?

[u/Smallsey]

He was totally buying that for a sibling or coworker just to fuck with them

[u/JediKnightsoftheFSM]

You just know he said 'please' and 'thank you' to the cashier.

[u/UNFAM1L1AR]

We don't deserve Keanu

[u/Lost_dreamz]

You mean he went to the store by himself, just himself, and a random regular store and bought the mass production action figure like everyone else, and not making a special order online to make a custom request that cost $$$$ to be delivered in gold, then take pictures and brag about it on social media???

The most modest celebrity I've ever seen.

[u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Even though you’re playing with the game as a character and Johnny Silverhand is his own character and personality…I felt like I was hanging out with rockstar keanu the whole time and it was my favorite part of the game.

[u/AMN_F]

Buying the Shadow action figure

[u/SpphosFriend]

Bro just has the most aura

[u/Professional_Cap5825]

that's really cool but kinda shitty whoever takes the time to screenshot and post this for internet karma, maybe he agreed to this but as a small business owner this feels rude to do to customers. I would tell friends but i would not be sending pictures of him and would not ask for permission to post out of respect for this man.

[u/DasArchitect]

Oh! Excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Burns action figure?

[u/ZeAphEX]

Despite the mask, this image is giving me like big mid-late 2000s vibes for some reason

[u/exitium666]

You guys are such losers, dear lord.

[u/bundt_chi]

This picture looks creepy as fuck. Did you get consent before posting this ? It looks like security camera footage...

[u/bs000 → u/bundt_chi]

It's from a comic book store he frequents to promote his comic book BRZRKR, so I'm fairly certain they know each other and Keanu is aware.

[u/PolarBearChapman]

IT'S LUIGI MANGIONE!!!

[u/twoworldsin1 → u/PolarBearChapman]

Wrong V 🤣🤣

[u/blacksideblue → u/twoworldsin1]

Its Homelander!

[u/vrod4sale]

Just out there living his best life. Good for him!

[u/OrangeCosmic]

Cute

[u/Nami_Pilot]

A man of culture
A national treasure

[u/OtterishDreams]

Excellent!!

[u/Mimmi256]

Get this gentleman his cyberpunk action figure! 

[u/BioMeatMachine]

What kind of animal wouldn't just get the man a comp copy?

[u/CardPatient3188]

I hope he sleeps with it like a teddy bear.

[u/MrNightmare23]

Yo I got the same one

[u/FroHawk98]

Awww man I love Keanu.

[u/AbbyM1968]

r/KeanuBeingAwesome

[u/Double_Distribution8]

When I first looked at the picture I thought it was the other way around until I re-read OPs description and looked more closely!

[u/BidoofSupermacy]

Just a simple man, doing simple things

[u/ThatRandomGuy86]

Hahaha nice

[u/Extreme_Document8888]

Ya know he's a good guy because he went out and bought them! He could literally probably just give them a ring and ask for one and they'd freebie him...but he's not like that! Good f#*king guy! 👏

[u/rdldr1]

He was there to buy copes of BRZRKR.

[u/Redditpantypornacc]

Honestly OP it’s giving me the ick you pulled this off the CCTV instead of being able to ask for a picture…

[u/SnooWoofers1252]

You'd think they get those for free!

[u/dekuweku]

He hasn't aged at all.

[u/jatie1]

LE EPIC KEANU REEVES MOMENT WHOLESOME 100

[u/ArtintheSingularity]

How are you gonna charge him for that?

[u/TheActualJulius]

Reddit is gonna lose their shit over this

[u/Diplotomodon]

why's he looking at me

[u/Alyce33]

Still looks good if his aging it’s his protrait at home

[u/Seagoon_Memoirs]

ffs, leave the guy alone

[u/toptierAlpacaScout]

Quickhacks: ping

[u/trusty20]

Why does this keep getting posted all of a sudden?

[u/bang_rocks_together]

I just finished Cyberpunk 2077... I am a patient gamer and just sat down with it recently. Don't hate me, but I thought Keanu was the worst part of the game. I love the guy, but his acting was absolutely terrible compared to everyone else.

[u/Montreal_Metro]

I have a feeling that he bought those things to gift them to people, as I'm sure he has premium hot toy 3A whatever version of Johnny Ironleg at home so he wouldn't even need to buy them for himself.

[u/TheQuadBlazer]

Why the f*** would he have to buy one?

[u/Brainchild110]

Too right

[u/Lotus-child89]

I actually love the casual suit jacket with cool Tshirt look he does

[u/wmnoe]

Golden Apple on Melrose in WeHo. I was just there today

[u/jasdonle]

I think this is at Golden Apple Comics on Melrose Ave in LA.

[u/MGSOffcial]

This feels like an invasion of privacy

[u/Mrjojorisin]

That dude is the realest

[u/morgul_blade_]

If it is him, I love that he’s actually taken the time to go to a comic shop and give them his money instead of just asking his agent or the games company to mail him one or something. A true legend.

[u/schoolruler]

Caught on candid camera!

[u/rip1980]

I'm not even into these kinda things but the new Wick ones from Blitzway are awesome.

[u/ListenToThatSound]

Mom said it was my turn to repost this

[u/Very_Nice_Zombie]

is that in Santa Monica?

[u/KerainSakurai]

I want Bold, Precise, Sexy Figure

[u/No-Cantaloupe-6535]

It sucks a comic shop needs those security dividers

[u/Distinct_Tone5955]

I wrote about him in this article: https://medium.com/@Sadboyjay24/when-i-die-a9186089c45c?sk=b8a9b521b6c3b8f75b275c547669c785

[u/Gnefitisis]

It's really wholesome that he appreciates his own roles.

[u/GrumpyIAmBgrudgngly2]

"Excellent, Duuuuuuuuuude!". (Mimics upper fretboard heroics style cool guitar break lead solo with sound effects as follows:~ 'Twiddley,Windley,Windley,widdley.'.).

[u/demawolf]

I'm betting he is buying this for a fan, so he has something to sign for them

[u/flintlock0]

“I call him Little Keanu.”

[u/hopsgrapesgrains]

Would definitely run and get another quick and ask him to sign it. Too funny

[u/Traditional-Buddy-30]

Oh my science Reddit!!!!!!

[u/hajyhike]

I love this man

[u/Nortano]

Makes sense

[u/HephaestoSun]

Holy shit it's huge